A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

The Warper News Network (the series)

April 2023

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative, idiotically liberal, and we continue to not bend to being woke like those putzes in certain fandoms. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our questionable outlook! Here's 2023, at least it's not 2020…or 2021…or 2022. Here's Beerus and Whis. Isn't that nostalgic?" The announcer said as the lights shine on the set."

Both of them were dressed up as the Mario Brothers.

"In movie news, the Mario movie is a smash hit kicking Disney down a flight of stairs as they continue to fall down in failure." Beerus said smugly. "And there's a Mario sequel in the works."

Cheers from the staff could be heard.

"In gaming news, Saint Rows the reboot has released DLC. If it's broke, don't fix it. Just admit you failed." Whis said dryly. "Naughty Dog's port of the Last of Us for the PC is on a similar boat…and it's all on fire."

"Moving to war and politics. Ukraine and Russia are still fighting, but it's more Russia blindly running into Ukraine, getting kicked out…and the cycle begins again. And everyone's memeable president is in custody and going on trail to which I say…no one better screw this up or else we'll get him for a second term. But at point, the president, no matter who, is white noise to the general insanity that is US Politics. The fights are long, there are people who needed to be fired…and nothing really changes. It only gets slightly less shit." Beerus said. "There's also concerned about that elementary school shooter, to which I say go watch that shooter get killed again and ask people if they should care. I say no."

"On lighter news, we're getting a new Star Wars sequel…with Rey." Whis said as everyone trying not laugh. "Wouldn't the worse thing they did. On another dismal Disney news, more live action remakes."

"Who asked for them?!" Someone yelled from off-screen.

"And somehow Teen Titans GO is 10 years old and still ongoing." Beerus said as it went silent.

"HOW? Literally everyone else got cancelled, cut short, or ended! How is this still going?" Caulifla said stomping onto the set.

"I think they forgot about it." Whis said dryly as he sipped his coffee. "Or in reality, they saw it as profitable still despite everyone hating it."

Caulifla walked off.

"In warper news, Multimedia Confessions has started with rather low ratings, but there are fans of the show being broadcasted on Ao3 airwaves. And as for DBG-22, the multiverse is hosting a martial arts tournament as a celebration of new universes spawned…and because Zeno wants to be entertained. From what information is gathered…Universe 16 will be facing the recent Universe 15…whereas Universe 14 will face off against Universe 17. Which the finalist from each universe facing the winner. Also…I…"

"Hold up, Whis. I'm getting a report of some kind of terrorist attack at MHA V-2406." Beerus said looking down at his phone. "Looks like it's finally happened…she's loose and now it's everyone's problem."

(A/N: Expect a new OAA chapter in the near future, and this was the kick I needed to continue it. Otherwise, this was all catch up. I will admit that other fics were eating up my time so much that I didn't even consider my other projects. This will change…so expect an influx of new chapters coming for several stories.)