The RWBYverse is Infinite Chapter 256: Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 22, a rwby fanfic

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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 22

'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW

Pairs: [No new pairs]

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Buildup to the Contract DLC,

Tuesday night terrors on those Los Santos Stories…

Was the night over? Not for Jaune. He had started another of the heist prep missions. This time, him and Estelle got help in the form of Oscar and Claude. Poor Oscar was sweating like crazy.

[(Speedrun) Series A2 – Bikers]

"Why are you so nervous? We're not even anywhere near Trevor." Jaune asked.

Jaune was driven a stolen minivan to drove all of them towards Trevor. Oscar glared at Jaune citing that it was not Trevor.

"Marylin's mom insisted I spend time with her dad." Oscar said quietly.

Claude could only smirk enjoying the ride as Trevor came on their communication line.

"Hello Team Speedrun, I got an update for you. I left some silenced weapons for your pleasure at my garage. Pick them up and get to the dinghy."

Jaune arrived at Trevor's trailer with the team collecting the weapons. With the weapons loaded, it was a brisk to the docks where the boat was waiting for them. Claude took over driving the boat as they were going across the water to Stab City.

"All right, you're going to have to go in stealth. Once the outside guard are dead, go for the vans."

Trevor's voice petered out as they arrived at the docks for the Lost encampment. Jaune was about to speak only for Claude to jump out, switch to his Sniper Rifle, and sniped a Lost member and his girlfriend with one shot.

"I guess we split up." Jaune squeaked.

Oscar moved in the opposite direction as Jaune got out Crocea Mors. Estelle had an easier time moving, given she was not mission-bound like the protagonists and her biker appearance allowed for her to blend in. Jaune cut a biker down before putting a bullet in him with his silenced pistol. He snatched up the cash and ammo off of the body before hiding the body. Jaune looked to his mini-map before seeing nearly all the 'hostiles' were getting killed…there was just one more. Jaune was ready to move towards it only to see Claude got to the poor shmuck first.

"Wow…it's barely been five minutes. That's really impressive." Jaune said as Claude nodded. "I'll call in Trevor."

They got their next instruction, going to the pair of vans that had the goods to deliver to the same warehouse. With them no longer having to be sneaky, Claude swapped to his rocket launcher and just started firing among the trailers blowing several of them up.

"You can shoot. Estelle, you're with me. Oscar…." Jaune said, getting into the Gang Burrito.

"Oh come on!" Oscar whined.

"Don't give me lip!" Jaune roared as Oscar got in the other van as angry bikers were swarming.

Estelle and Claude got in the back of the vans as Jaune, and Oscar began driving. Estelle opened fire from the back of the van while Claude was happy to fling Molotovs and grenades at them. Stab City was a sea of flame, twisted metal, and glass all while the radio blared some angry metal. It was a long drive…but they made to it the warehouse relatively easily.

"Thanks for the material. Your pay is being transferred save for Ms. Estelle." Ron said, giving her an envelope before leaving. "Take it easy now."

[Mission Complete! +$7676]

"Well, I'm going home." Oscar said hailing a cab. "Later guys."

Claude just walked out into the road, saw a blue Banshee, shot the driver, and drove off with the car.

"That man is good…but he fuckin' scares me." Estelle admitted as Jaune agreed.

The couple would head home themselves.

[~GTR~]

Wednesday

Blake awoke with a yawn as she was in her countryside safehouse. She had texted her teammates they were to meet her here. She groaned as she got stretched before lumbering to shower and get ready for the day. She settled to wear a checkered charcoal tied shirt, black ribbed jeans, and brown cowboy boots. She even got a brown cowboy hat to wear, having snagged it off a drunk resident who decided to pass out by her place last night. He casually was applying her eyeshadow when she heard the door open.

"We're here!" Ruby said cheerfully coming with Yang and Weiss.

Ruby had worn similar clothes to Blake only with her clothes in her colors, the checkered shirt not being tied, and black harness boots instead of cowboy boots. Ruby also wore her R-Star letterman jacket. Yang opted for a black tank top under an opened yellow 'sports cut', blue jean shorts, tan calf boots, and a pair of sunglasses. Weiss was dressing as she was going to do both yoga and jogging given her black yoga pants, white hi-top sneakers, and a white loose tank top. She had the makeup back on again.

"So why are we here in Whetstone?" Yang asked. "And where's Bleiss?"

"We're going to do the work for Oceanbird. She lives up on the mountain…which is also called Chiliad." Blake said shaking her head on the matter of the name. "And where is Bleiss?"

"About the mountain, apparently, they were named the same by accident. The one in this region is just called Old Chiliad to differentiate." Weiss pointed out before putting the bought breakfast on the table. "As for my sister, Yuki wanted her to do some long-term assignment. She's going to be out of the country for a few days…maybe a week or two."

"It's been a busy few weeks for us, hasn't it?" Ruby said as she took the food out of the bag. "There's tuna salad for you like you asked."

Blake took that up as the others got eating having idle chat on what they were getting up on their down time. Once they ate, they got on their rides outside to drive up the mountain. They followed their mini maps to arrive at a capsule home much to their surprise. A capsule greenhouse was also there along with a fence and a garage. There was an ocean blue Patriot parked nearby.

"I didn't think Oceanbird would have anything to do with XanTech." Ruby said parking her car.

"Considering their tech can allow for one to live off the grid for the most part…" Blake remarked before they got out of their cars to see the glowing mission marquee. "Let's do this."

They all approached it, ready to start their first mission with her.

[Oceanic Antics – Gathering Ground]

The front door opened as Oceanbird came out with another woman. She was rather spindly like her but lacked the wide hips that Oceanbird. She had a darker shade of red hair cropped up to a ponytail, a much more toned and cut body, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and a few small scars on her muscled arms. She wore a black tank top, camouflage pants with a zip-tie belt, side holsters, brown Hinterland boots, and a cam bandana tied around her bicep. Tribal tattoos were her shoulders of a more aquatic kind.

"Onda, you need to take it easy. The stressing isn't all too good for you." Oceanbird remarked.

"And you're too relaxed." Onda grunted out.

"Yet, I'm the rea-Oh we have company. I see you've taken up my offer of work. Welcome." Oceanbird kindly said noticing the four.

"I'm surprised you use XanTech products." Yang blurted out as Onda raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I actually wanted to ask about that." Onda said.

"Yes, it is a bit odd that someone who wants to live off the grid relies on such a company, but their products offer what I need. Plus, being a product tester pays for them pays decently." Oceanbird said humbly. "I can live my life on my terms, with my own piece of paradise."

"No wonder you're naked most of the time." Onda said rolling her eyes.

At least Onda was wearing clothes this time to BRWY's relief.

"Anywho, about what I need from you. I've been looking into getting more supplies for my business. There's a farm up north in Leafy Hollow, has some supplies. Go there and take their four Blazers to deliver back to me. Don't worry about the farm, the place grows materials to make opium…totally uncool." Oceanbird said as they nodded. "Onda, can you give them a lift?"

"Sure." Onda said.

The group huddled into her car as she drove. For her it felt like nearly a half-hour, for BRWY it was near instantaneous.

"I got as close as I could, without you being seen. Good luck." Onda said as they got out and she drove off.

"So how are we going to do this?" Ruby asked Blake.

"We find a weak spot in the fence…and we drive those Blazers out into the woods." Blake remarked. "But once we get one, we split up so it's harder for them to come after us and we meet back up at Oceanbird's."

"And why can't we go guns blazing?" Yang asked they were creeping around.

"Because bullets cost money, dumbass…alongside that I don't want to deal with police today. Considering the opium on the farm, they'll tear this place apart." Blake snapped.

Yang groaned, but stopped protesting once Weiss found a way in. The four Blazers were in different spots according to their mini-maps, so they split up. At first there was no issue until Blake tried to get to one…and was caught. She grabbed the mook by his throat before shoving her V-Charger in his stomach, opening fire. Being that it was a laser, she hoped it wouldn't attract attention. She let the body fall to the ground before getting on the Blazer. They zipped through the fence and given they had no one chasing them…they stuck together to make the delivery.

"Out of sight, you made it back. Well done. No trouble?" Oceanbird asked.

They found her doing some outdoor cooking…namely making milkshakes.

"Nothing we could not handle." Blake said as Oceanbird promptly paid them.

[Mission Complete! +$3000]

"This will make setting up around the area and local deliveries much easier. Just pay me a visit when you want to do a local run. Aside from that, I'll have another job for you, but you'll need to come in the night for it." Oceanbird said as Blake got to her car. "Thanks again, fellow travelers."

"Yeah, Namaste…and all that jazz." Yang said getting in her car.

As the team left, they passed mission marquee which was further down which gave them a message to come back at night. They were in for a long drive back to LS, but they simply managed to call a cab to which they all split the cost to get back to LS. Now back in LS and in Weiss's house in the hills, they sauntered down to the heist room.

"May as well." Blake said looking at the list. "We need to steal a prison bus…in Paleto Bay."

"Oh great, we have out there." Weiss said with a sigh. "Ready your earpieces…I have a Buffalo we can use. Let's do this."

Blake accepted the mission before they got bandanas around their faces.

[Prison Break – Bus]

Blake was handling the driving as she and the team were speeding down the road as their boss was straightforward in what they had do…but only warning them last minute that the prisoner being transferred was high profile. Thus, FIB was there.

"It's never easy, isn't it?" Weiss remarked playfully.

"But let's what make it's fun." Yang said cocking her shotgun.

"Ok, focus on blowing up the surrounding cars. I need one of you to get into the roof of the car and jump into the prison bus to hijack it." Blake said forming a plan.

"I'll do that." Weiss remarked. "I can use my glyphs as long as I have some kind of sword. A katana is a bit different from a rapier but…I have to learn how to use more than what I usually use."

"And it's a good thing that the bus is transporting a prisoner…the cops will think we're busting that person out." Ruby said, readying her weapons. "Ok, how far as we?"

Thankfully, the Buffalo being rather faster made it as easy-enough drive as they spotted the targeted prison bus along with the entourage.

"Weiss, you'll need to get on the roof now!" Blake said as Weiss climbed out of the car and onto the roof.

Seeing the helicopter in the sky, she whipped out her Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher and fired it right at it, taking it down before as bullets were flying at her. Switching to her katana, she jumped into a glyph to essentially making a walkway to the prison bus, landing on it with a thud. The FIB agents were so distracted that they didn't notice Blake drive up to let Ruby and Yang empty a clip of machine gun fire into the agents getting them to spin out. As the three dealt with the agents, Weiss opened the back door to the prison bus.

"I'm being recused from prison!" The female prisoner squealed out. "Now get out of these handcuffs."

Weiss smirked before dragging the prisoner to the open door and throwing her out. She watched the body tumble before going further up. Weiss threw the bus driver off before commanding the bus.

"Serpentine, I got it." Weiss said into her earpiece. "Where do you want it?"

"There's a scrapyard in Sandy Shores…stash it there. And hurry…you got cops on your ass." Serpentine remarked as Weiss looked to her wanted level.

Three stars.

She called Lester immediately.

"Lester, I need you to get the cops off me. I'm attempting to head off the main roads." Weiss remarked.

"All right, I'll get to work. Lucky for you, your boyfriend paid me off to get you services for free for the month." Lester said sardonically. "You must be really sucking him off for him to do that."

"Kiss my pasty white ass, wheels…and just get the cops off." Weiss snarked. "And I do more than that…we enjoy each other's company."

Lester rolled his eyes but got the cops off of her. Weiss stuck to the off-roads leaving Ruby, Blake, and Yang to deal with the stragglers.

[Cues: prodby668 – probably my spookiest beat (Sped Up)]

Blake was now driving the FIB Buffalo as both Yang and Ruby were firing at the oncoming swarm of police.

"Pull over!"

"Roll over first!" Yang said blowing the tire of the cop car.

Ruby unpinned three grenades before dropping them out of the car, letting them clatter on the roads before the cops drove over them.

BLAM!

"This is Weiss, the bus is about to be secured. Right about…now." Weiss said arriving at the drop point. "Got it!"

[Mission Complete! +$15,200]

The money was nice and all, but the three still had the cops on their behinds with the Wanted Level for the three still there.

"Weiss, I guess we'll meet back up in Whetstone to shake the c-"

"Did you forgot you can just call Lester to get them off of you?" Weiss reminded.

"But he costs money." Blake chided.

"Bitch, you have more money than me!" Weiss snapped. "And what exactly are you saving for?"

"Business opportunities." Blake admitted. "But fine…I'll get the cops off us."

Blake turned off the earpiece before calling Lester. $1500 was all it took to get the cops to leave them alone.

"Yang, your turn to buy lunch." Blake said as Yang pouted.

Current Stats

Ruby - $208,842 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Knife, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Sawed-Off Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais

(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])

Weiss - $1,158,845 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, SMG, M16, Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Molotov Cocktails, Grenades, Kunais, Spray Can