The RWBYverse is Infinite Chapter 257: Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 23, a rwby fanfic

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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 23

'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW

Pairs: [No new pairs]

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all)

A wild Wednesday on those Los Santos Stories…

"Updates?"

Much to BRWY's chagrin, the System informed them that travel to Flint Country, Whetstone, and Red County was going to be unavailable until it could fix a few things.

[Mission Complete! (Crew) +$18,500]

The team had just finished another heist prep mission for the prison break. Weiss was pissed to go only the crew getting paid and not her. The group were back in Weiss's place at her heist prep room.

"Well, we can finish the last one." Blake said.

"Actually…that would be the finale. I've dealt with the matter of a car myself." Serpentine said entering the room. "Listen up, bitches. Today is the big one."

[Heist Finale - Prison Break]

[Elite Challenges]

Torres damage 1% or less

Extraction in under 4:40

Nobody gets wasted

"Listen up, we're splitting into three teams. I need two for the A-Team, one for Demolitions, and a pilot." Serpentine said as Weiss called Kon.

"Kon can be our pilot." Weiss asked. "I'll take lead on the A-Team."

"Don't take it personally Weiss, but who would believe you to be a police officer?" Serpentine remarked. "You'd make a better prisoner…white collar shit. Blake, I'll need you to pretend to be the officer. Yang, you're on demo work with Bleiss. Ruby, go help Kon. It's your time now…let's see you prove yourselves."

As the group were leaving the house, Kon arrived a Comet as Ruby jumped in.

"I'll explain on the way, we need to get to LSIA, now!" Ruby said as Kon hit the gas.

"Ok, so what am I in for?" Kon asked.

"We're busting someone out of prison…we're going to fly a plane to the airfield in Blaine County to get it into position." Ruby explained as Kon drove faster.

He would barrel through the gate as they got the hangar with the Velum as they raced for it.

~GTR~

Yang and Bleiss were on Sanchez dirt-bikes on their way for the deserts of Blaine County having split off from Weiss and Blake who were off for the airfield to collect the decoy bus. Finding the actual bus was not all too hard, but the action was just beginning. Bleiss jumped off her bike using a glyph to get herself on top of the bus. She walked forward before jumping down on the hood.

"Sup."

BLAM!

She blew the CO's face off with her Combat Shotgun before Yang jumped off her bike onto the side to pry open the door. Yang stopped the bus to let Bleiss get in.

"Are we going to be fre-"

"Yes, someone paid for you three to be freed." Bleiss lied.

"I told you the Sindaccos haven't forgotten me." One prisoner said.

"Oh, they certainly haven't…" Bleiss said with a dark grin before activating her earpiece. "This is Bleiss, we got the bus."

~GTR~

Driving the decoy bus, Blake adjusted her hat as Weiss sat in a seat in prisoner garb.

"I bet this is giving you a laugh." Weiss snarked.

"Not really." Blake said in officer garb. "Not if it was your dad."

"Screw you." Weiss mumbled.

They arrived at Bolingbroke easily gaining entry before they had to get out and walk. They got past a few guards before one told them to halt. The System showed their next objective…and the cover was no longer needed. Weiss undid the handcuffs before using her M16 to rip through several guards before the alarm blared. It was a mad dash through the women's side of the prison to seek out Elizabeta Torres, thankfully the System had a marker on a map.

"Elizabeta Torres?" Weiss asked coming up.

"Who the hell…"

Elizabeta found an AP Pistol shoved into her hands.

"We're getting you out of here." Weiss said.

"Finally!" Elizabeta asked as NOOSE agents stormed the place.

Using her Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Weiss blow up several mooks before finding body armor…who which she shoved in Elizabeta's hands to put on. Blake pulled out the Minigun to tear through NOOSE and prison staff. Weiss called up May for assistance.

"I'm going to need a car. An armored one, please!" Weiss said.

"Sending one to your location right away. It should be nearby." May said before hanging up.

The three reunited, managing to make it out of the prison to where an armored Cognoscenti was waiting for them. Blake got in the driver's seat as Weiss and Elizabeta got in the back before Blake could drive away from a hail of gunfire.

"Shit, I'm alive…and there's not a scratch on me." Elizabeta said only see Weiss looked a bit worse for wear. "Sorry…"

"Whatever…we're being paid." Weiss grumbled in annoyance.

~GTR~

Kon was pacing on the plane. He had landed it on the Sandy Shores Airfield and Ruby had to hand Trevor some cash for him not to ask questions. Yang and Bleiss had destroyed the bus killing all the prisoners inside before snatching up a Buzzard Attack Helicopter to help them out.

Now they were all waiting only to hear an engine and their radars alerted them. Kon got the plane started as Blake pulled up for them to get on the plane. Kon got it airborne as Bleiss and Yang were following in the Buzzard.

"Next stop, the Palomino Highlands." Kon said as Ruby turned to Elizabeta.

"Listen up. Here is an earpiece…once we get to the spot…you'll take over flying the plane…and it'll be our time to jump. Serpentine will instruct from there." Ruby told her tossing the earpiece Serpentine left for her.

As Kon was flying the plane, Bleiss was keeping pace making sure to shoot any LAZERs out of the sky. Kon had to do an aileron roll just to dodge a few missiles.

"FUCK! You barely look old enough to drive!" Elizabeta snapped.

"I'm old enough, you old bag." Kon snapped. "Now shut up and let me fly!"

After a turbulent flight, they were coming up on the Palomino Highlands where Elizabeta took the wheel as the four got on their parachutes.

"Good luck." Kon said as they opened door.

Kon, Weiss, Blake, and Ruby jumped out of the plane before they pulled on the cords for their parachutes descending down, landing on the beach. Bleiss came down to pick everyone up…though it was a bit of a squeeze…given Kon had to sat in Yang's lap to his embarrassment. It was a near silent fly back to Weiss's stilt house.

"Congratulations, you succeeded. Your payment will be transferred now…pleasure doing business." Serpentine said before hanging up on them.

[Heist Passed! +$875,000 +Reduced Prices for buying Velum 5-Seater, Prisoner Bus +15000RP]

[Elite Challenges Passed! +$50,000]

Nearly 1 mill because the System wanted to compensate them for the updates. Now that was something to celebrate as they watched their numbers go up. Kon only got a quarter mil from the System for helping, but he did not complain. Drinks were poured in celebration. Ruby and Yang were celebrating finally becoming millionaires.

"Congratulations, you have one million dollars. Can't hear you from the 2 mil club." Bleiss snarked cashing in her investments, pushing her over two million.

~GTR~

Speedrun was celebrating as they were finally done with their final part of the Series A2 heist after stealing meth and coke. However, as they wanted in the heist room at Nora's place.

[Series A2 Funding Finale]

[Elite Challenges]

Complete in under 6:30 minutes

Kill 75 enemies

Nobody gets wasted

Ron arrived without Trevor.

"Look, Trevor wanted to be here but he's defending the warehouse. You guys need to get down there!" Ron said as the six got to moving.

As most of there were driving down there, Ren was having a chat with Taliana as he drove her.

"So, you really want to leave the team?" Taliana mused.

"Yeah, after this last job, I want to go on my own. Weiss mentioned that her family runs a casino in Venturas, and I was thinking we could go there. Her brother offered us work." Ren remarked. "I just…don't really feel my place is here with the team anymore."

He would not exactly admit that he wanted distance from Nora. He knew nobody among them were the good guys, but he really did not want to be around the growing wild card that was Nora. Taliana did not need to read minds to know of this, but she did not want to tell him that she knew the other truth as she too wanted to leave LS with him.

They arrived at Trevor's LS warehouse to a complete and utter shitshow. Nora's face twisted to a manic grin as she whipped the minigun, gleefully murdering scores of frat boys.

"It's garbage day, assholes!" Nora screamed while laughing at a madwoman.

This allowed the others to get to Trevor. Marylin shot a mook about to creep on Trevor.

"Trevor! What's the plan?" Marylin asked.

"The plan is we're going to move the product to your warehouse, that's if you got the space for it." Trevor said.

"Will one medium warehouse suffice?" Marylin asked.

"Yeah, it'll be just enough. Whatever drugs can't fit, I'll take them!" Trevor said before triggering his special ability to tank some shots before pulling out several headshots. "Let's do this!"

Ren and Oscar would handle driving the Mules with product while Taliana and Estelle drove the Technical trucks with Jaune and Nora as gunners on the back. Marylin rode in Trevor's Bodhi helping out as he drove.

"Ballas incoming!" Trevor roared as Ballers sped after them.

"FUCK OFF! You purple loving motherfuckers!" Nora screamed using the mounted machine gun go for the windows and engines of any Baller she saw.

The Lost and some rednecks would also give chase, but Jaune would handle them as best he could. His special ability practically made his bullets FMJ rounds, ripping through the cars easily.

"And that"

*BLAM!*

Trevor blew the face off of the Lost member trying to get close with his bike.

"Is the Last of Them!"

They arrived at the Old Power Station warehouse to unload everything that could fit while Ron arrives to congratulate them.

"But why store all this product in our warehouse?" Marylin asked.

"Because it wasn't for me…it was for you. I wanted to put you through a final exam of sorts…and get Remnant Incorporated set up for business." Trevor said, getting out of his truck. "And you all PASSED!"

"You did well, got some enemies off TPI's back and make us a tidy profit." Ron said as Trevor had a trash bag full of money. "This for Estelle and Taliana to split. The rest of your payments will be transferred to your accounts."

"Where's my brother?" Marylin asked.

"Here." Durand said coming out from the shadows. "I had to do some underground work to keep the police off your asses."

With the leftover product on Trevor's truck, Trevor and Ron got on.

"While I'm not firing you from TPI, I'm shifting you to hired gun status." Trevor said. "Meaning your debt with me is truly cleared. I'll have work for you if you want, however. Be seeing you ladies, later."

Trevor drove away as the System let them all know they had completed the heist.

[Heist Passed! +$883,750 +10000RP +Reduced prices for Mule, Technical]

[Elite Challenges Passed: +$50,000]

"We're rich!" Jaune and Oscar cried out in joy as they did a victory dance.

"We gotta celebrate with some strippers and blow!" Nora said excitedly.

"Yeah, about that…I need to say this now…this was my last run with you guys. I'm leaving the team." Ren confessed.

"Oh…any reason for this?" Marylin asked.

"Job offers for me and him in LV working for the Schnee family casino." Taliana intervened. "We just want a chance of pace and feel it's time to go solo."

"Hey, if that's what you want, go for it. You'll be missed and all…but I can't cry over you." Nora remarked. "What about your apartment in Del Perro?"

"Durand can have it." Ren said, tossing him the key.

As Taliana and Ren left, the celebratory mood was now bittersweet.

~GTR~

Ren looked content as he boarded the plane with Taliana. With Taliana by his side, he felt a bit at peace in his life. Sure, he was a rogue now…but a rich one. He knew he definitely could not just retire yet, but now he had the capital so he could in a year or two. He was not all too worried about his rides, they'd be waiting for him in the garage of his new place in LV.

Current Stats

Ruby - $1,145,342 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Knife, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Sawed-Off Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Cactus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais

(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])

Weiss - $2,083,845 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, Revolver, AP Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Combat Shotgun, Dual Micro SMG, SMG, M16, Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Molotov Cocktails, Grenades, Kunais, Spray Can