*Yes in case you did not know the final part on my last chapter with Kelly and Chakwas was from the night before the final part on all my future chapters will be from the night before
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''Hey Shepard! Down here!'' Garrus's voice rang down the busy street, instantly Shepard began to rather forcefully push himself into the crowd drawing more than a few curses and slanted looks while Mordin follow closely making use of the rift left in his wake.
Garrus stood outside the citadel souvenir store before turning and briskly walking inside followed by Shepard and Mordin, as they entered the store a human male working at the counter raised his arms and a look of joy and recognition played across his face.
''hey! How are my favourite customers doing? Garrus you crazy son of a bitch the things you did, blew, my , mind!'' before he jogged up and gave the three surprised people a hug each.
''eeer thanks.'' muttered Garrus clearly not knowing how to deal with the thought of him doing outlandish things and being un able to remember them were worrying him.
Shepard quickly but in. ''yeah that's the thing..''
''Josh.'' corrected the salesmen confused.
''Yeah Josh, the thing is we can't remember a dam thing from last night so if you wouldn't mind..''
Realisation spread came to Josh's face. ''well of course you don't you crazy a**holes, not after that elcor ale you drank.'' laughing giddily .
''Yeah so as you can see we need abit of help, we can't find the others so who else was with us? What time? And did we say anything about where we came from or where we were going?''
''mmmh well their was you three, this black guy who looked abit like a roid head in my opinion. This scarred guy -Zaid I think - hell of guy ,best poker face I've seen in a while and that's it I think. The time I'd say bout 1-2 in the morning I ain't to sure.''
''Did you see a quarian with us?''
''Quarian? Na though I heard you saying you were going to meet a somet Zorah at the wedding.''
''Wedding?'' interjected Mordin
''Yeah wedding, apparently you were on your way to one so you came here hung around for abit bought half my stock then left, well cept that black guy he kept muttering about a prize or something and wandered off to the lower wards.''
Shepard nodded clearly glad that at least some of last night had been figured out but sadly it did not bring him any close to finding out were exactly Tali was.
''You know where it was going to happen?''
''Eeerrmmm, yeah Talguts missionary down on B3:20 street.''
''Thanks again Josh you've helped a lot.''
Shepard and Mordin went over to the outside to discuss how they were going to get their and who could have possibly been getting married, as the two continued talking Garrus walked up behind the clerk and whispered.
''Erm, Josh exactly what things did I do?''
Josh let out a loud barking laugh ''Oh Garrus you horn dog! You really don't remember ? No, well anyway you made a bet with that Zaid guy to see who could pick up the most women -mind you , both of you were pissed as a fart so I didn't get my hopes up. Anyway turns out Zaid only got a few slaps but within 20 minutes you walked in with 2 humans and a turian draped around you. You asked if you could 'borrow my back room' of course I let you and let me just say the pounding that came out of their could put a krogan porn star to shame, you came out barely even sweating and left just as the others set off for the church.''
During the entire recollection Garrus's jaw hung limply amazed at his ability to pick up three women at once while drunk?
''really?''
''course you old devil! Those women came out 20 minutes after you left and could barely walk five steps without keeling over.'' laughing heartedly.
''Oh damm I can't believe - anyway thank you. I need to get going.'' running to catch up to his friends.
''Anyway time Garrus! And thanks again for letting me record it on our security camera's.'' shouted Josh chuckling to himself as he to walked off into the back room.
When Garrus finally caught up with the other two Shepard looked at him strangely. ''Garrus what was that about, why was he laughing so much?''
''Oh! Nothing I just told him a funny joke that's all.'' replied the turian behind a fake smile.
''riight anyway we need to get going to that church, see if they know were the other crew is.''
As the trio left the trading floor a news-vid terminal sprung to life and announced the local news.
''Any Citadel residents within A2:39 street please remain in doors, reports of a mad krogan attacking people have been sent in alarming numbers, when C-sec officers tried to subdue him he merely shouted the words ' you villains with never stop the grunta-saures rex' C-sec officials claim they are using all available resources to track down and subdue the fugitive.
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''What do you mean Kelly and Chakwas are in trouble?'' questioned Kasumi catching up to the stumbling pilot.
''They're trapped at this strip club, probably to drunk to know the sh*t they have gotten themselves into.
''And how do you know this?'' questioned Zaeed.
Jokers face immediately reddened as he realised how he had trapped himself. ''aahh well yeah, I got this feeling that they were in there and I went inside to check it out, the place is called Ishbets Dancers its on A2:66 street.
''Jesus that place is a hell hole what the hell have those two gotten themselves into?'' swore Zaeed
''Hopefully not much but it might not stay like that c'mon we can get a taxi over here.'' pointed out Kasumi as they hastily piled into the open door and ordered the driver to take them to their destination.
They ran down dirty alley after dirty alley before finally arriving at the destination.
''Dam this place smells!'' cried Kasumi covering her mouth. ''how the hell did you manage here Joker.?''
''Must have had other things on his mind.'' muttered Zaeed
''Be quite!'' scolded Joker ''lets just go in and see if we can find them.''
Zaeed snorted ''ppft like that will work they will probably just shoot you anyway .''
''O yeah you have a better plan?''
Zaeed set a sideways glance at Kasumi ''in fact I just might have.''
'' so this is it?'' said Shepard rather unimpressed at the small dismal building that served as Talguts missionary. ''why the hell was it picked here?''
''Like I know, anyway lets just go in and ask.'' said Garrus rather gruffly as the trio made their way up the steps.
Upon entering the small foyer they could see the interior was just as good at the frontal view, patches of damp mold had set in the corner and cheap obviously fake fancy furniture was placed at the corner.
A Batarian wearing a priest garb walking round the corner to answer the visitors and suddenly he stopped when met with the three.
''Aaaahhh you three! Quite a night you had last night, I haven't held a service like that in years and never with so much drink.'' he finished with a dry laugh.
He then briskly walked up and gave Mordin a deep hug. ''And here he is! The man of the hour, how are you enjoying our new wife?''
Mordin reeled at the news ''Me? No can't be , must be mistaken , I couldn't possible..'' Mordin trailed off fear set in his large darting eyes. Obviously the doctor was dumfounded that it was he who the marriage was for.
''I certainly am sure I remember your quick fire vows and I certainly remember your friends here.'' he then turned to Garrus with a sly smile ''And it is good to see you can still walk Mr Vakarian even after your experience wit those 3 women before the marriage.''
''Garrus?'' questioned Shepard looked at the startled turian.
''I'll explain later Shepard, anyway, Talgut we were blind drunk as you can obviously guess and we made lots of mistake's last night. We need this whole thing annulled as soon as possible that ok?''
The priest sadly nodded. ''yes of course it can, breaks my heart but yes but you will need both parties present before I can.''
A small cough came from Mordin. '' aahh yes well since our memory is a little.. Vague could you give us a depiction of the bride or her address?''
''certainly'' before he disappeared around the corner.
As he left Shepard turned slowly to the salarian. ''Mordin? You alright?''
''considering the fact I have married a stranger most of the team is missing Garrus here may have contracted an STD and now the headache is starting to return I must say I'm not at my best.''
Shepard nodded solemnly ''I know Mordin we have all done some stupid sh*it lately but we will be able to fix this don't worry.'' patting Mordin shoulder
Garrus however was less of a comrade in this matter as he burst into a rolling laughter .''ha-ha Mordin you, you married someone drunk? God I wonder what she will look like? Hehe I bet it's a kroga -hmpf'' but his mocking was cut short by Shepard's elbow to his ribs.
Before Garrus could respond Talgut came around corner. ''she lives on A2:39 street and last night she mentioned that she just had a new blue door fitted.''
Mordin shook the priest hand. ''thank you, you've helped a lot.''
As the three turned around and walked out the door they hurriedly tried to find the nearest taxi console, suddenly the priest leaned out of the door.
''One more thing Mordin, she is a hanar!'' he called out before slamming the door shut.
The trio hung in stunned silence until an audible gulp issued from Mordin. ''Hanar?''
Jacob continued running , casting fearful glances behind him. Thankfully it seemed he had lost the crazed women who had been chasing him even in with his superb physical fitness the past 2 hours of fleeing had been a exhausting experience from Jacob so scanning his surroundings he decided to slip into an alley for a rest.
Resting his back against the wall he tried to piece together the ordeal that had been the past several hours, he remembered drinking the ale leaving the bar then just blackness and then, the stinging headache and fleeing for his life from dozens of crazed women. He was snapped out of his brooding when the padded sound of feet and feminine voices could be heard sounds like only a couple maybe I could take them. Preparing himself he gathered up his energy and his courage and leaped out until as if slamming into a wall his ambush was halted by the sight.
Miranda wearing some dirty ward clothes with an equally dirt streak face that held great anguish and eyes were dimmed with hopelessness, next to her was Jack in a new pair of fleece pants. Each looked as if they had been dragged through a bush backwards.
''Miri?'' questioned Jacob.
It seemed the two women were equally surprised to see him as them and Miranda was momentarily speechless before she suddenly leaped forward and wrapped Jacob into a deep hug.
''Oh thank you! Finally someone tolerable!'' Miranda almost crying with relief
Though unexpected Jacob instantly relaxed to the welcome contact with Miranda and hesitantly patted her back.
''Miranda its good to see you, so I'm guessing you're suffering from last night as well?''
She gave small laugh. ''you have no idea.''
Jacob was about to question further but the downcast look of Miranda persuaded him not to, well that and the chop motion Jack made across her neck.
''Well anyway its good to see both of you alive again.''
Just then Jack decided to interrupt ''yeah yeah we're all one big f**king brandy bunch c'mon we need to move!''
''Move? Move where?''
Miranda took Jacob's hand as they hurriedly jogged down the street. ''well after me and Jack… woke up, we did some looking around, no I did some looking around Jack did some threatening and we discovered something disturbing.''
''What?''
''It seems that at Danesh's joint there have been reports of a certain quarian has been doing lap dances and downing shots.''
''You mean-''
''Well unless you know another quarian who has recently been blind drunk then yeah we think its Tali.''
''Well shouldn't we find Shepard then?''
''If Shepard is half as smart as I give him credit for he will already have found this out and be on his way as well.''
''True. True so what's this Danesh's joint like?''
''Its this club run by some Volus ,only the lowest go their: slavers, red sand dealers that kinda cliental. So we need to get over there fast.''
''Ok then lead the way.'' pointed Jacob as he, Miranda and Jack drove into a new burst of speed.
''I now pronounce you man and wife.''
A huge cheer swept across the small church as Mordin leaned in and kissed what Garrus believed to be the mouth of the hanar standing in front of him.
''three cheers!'' shouted Shepard
''Hip hip hurrah!''
''Hip Hip hurrah!'' as Shepard went behind the salarian and placed him on his shoulders
''Hip Hip Hurrah!'' the final cry became defining as several people most of which were passer bys who had been invited to the wedding, Talgut realising that his work was done shook Mordin and his wife hand/tentacle before making his way towards his own private quarters.
''Y'know Mordin you're *hick* you're awesome, ''said Zaeed hanging lazily by Garrus shoulders. ''and your wife? What a looker I've never seen such a nice shade of pink and those tentacle's to die for!''
''Hehe thanks,'' beamed Mordin before he had to lean over a pew and release his stomach contents.
''This one is happy to have finally met such an outstanding man.'' came the ethereal voice of the hanar.'' this one cannot wait for the spawning season to commence how many should we have three or four?''
Mordin beamed ''why stop their lets have five!''
a weird stuttering sound came from the hanar before it became apparent it was laughter. ''This one believes five dozen are to many.''
''Dozen?'' questioned Mordin
Garrus suddenly interrupted ''enough talk bout squid babies time for shots!'' he declared
The group made their way towards a long table filled edge to edge with several small glasses full of liquid. Each person took a single one while the hanar took 3 which each tentacle every person in the room raised there're glass as Shepard made his speech.
''I, I am honoured to know Mordin he is the most awesome man I know! And what a brain!'' slurred Shepard before breaking off into uncontrolled laughter for a reason no one could decipher but still joined in. ''anyway as I was saying he is an awesome guy and as I'm sure the now Mrs Mordin will soon discover! To Mordin!''
''To Mordin.'' the crowd echoed.
Then for the second time that night the shots were downed.
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