Well this time the update was reeeeally quick, I didn't think I would write it right after posting the second one. It's Sasuke's POV again, so not much dialogs involved, the next one will be in Naruto's POV though, the same day, so it will be extremely colourful with language and emotions. A bit of a spoiler here I guess ^^

Disclaimer: not mine, not at all. I think of making two dolls though: Naruto and Sasuke, now these are going to be mine!

Fun by the lake (Sasuke's POV)

The sun was scorching his skin as he observed the area in front of him from a lifeguard's throne. The fact that he applied tons of sun lotion before he even went outside didn't help. If anything, it even made the things worse since now the lotion (which was covering the skin of his whole body) was boiling and it was a tad bit uncomfortable. In all honesty, it was freaking bloody awful! So here he was, sitting like a bird in a nest, watching over all these blessed people in the water who, for a change, did not suffer from being fried alive.

Every now and then he would avert his gaze in the direction of his neighbour which had been called several names by now, for instance: sunshine, idiot, dumbass, Naruto. Sasuke thought that he will opt for the latter just to be on the safer side since it at least sounded like a name. The said object of observation was now joyously spending the time with several of his friends. One of them looked like he had a really bad sunburn on his cheeks… oh wait, that's probably tattoos, or are they? Regardless, he had spiky brown hair, although not as messy as Naruto's, his built was really similar as well, not to mention the attitude. Sasuke was starting to doubt whether getting to know this Naruto neighbour was such a splendid idea: he could manage to deal with an overly cocky and stupid dimwit one at a time but he didn't want to try his chances with more than one – he was awesome, yes, but not a saint. Plus Dei wouldn't like to be outshone by another person. Speaking of which, Sasuke was instantly reminded by a buzzing in his pocket that Gaara and Dei promised to visit him on his watch today since he complained how boring it was. Well, not that he complained really, just stated the facts – complaining was weakness and Sasuke liked to think of himself as a rather strong character. The fact that his boyfriends offered to drop by to brighten his day improved his mood significantly so he texted back that he'd be waiting.

His attention was quickly brought back to the lake when he heard excessive splashing only to be met with the scene of Naruto and his friends in the water now playing frisbee. Frisbee of all things. They just had to make so much hassle to make his day more bothersome. Not everyone went into the water though, one of the guys stayed on the dock looking like he'd been bored to death by the whole situation before even coming to the lake in the first place. He had a lean frame, quite muscular nonetheless. He also wore a high tight ponytail making the hair stick out of the hair band's grip. 'What's wrong with them and their hair style? Is it necessary to have spiky hair to be around that group of people or does it come naturally with being dumb? Because I have no intention of making mine a disastrous mess of a jungle or becoming stupid for that matter.' Sasuke mused to himself. Little did he know that the ponytailed guy was going to be a challenge for him in terms of intelligence and it won't go down well.

Sasuke went on observing the friends: concluding that there were no more guys he studied the ladies. Apparently to balance out the group there were also three girls, all fairly similar apart from the hair colour – a blonde, a black haired girl, and a girl who apparently stuck her hair in a bubble gum and couldn't get the stuff off. Since Sasuke was not really interested in girls he did not give it much thought apart from noting that, indeed, everyone in the group could be classified as more than attractive. Were they couples among themselves? Now it may sound a bit girlish to wonder about other people's affairs. The reason behind it was that Sasuke liked being in the centre of all the drama (self-centred prick, we already established that) and for that he needed to know what, who, and where. Also with whom. And how much. And…

He was ripped out of his lalala land by the sound of violent coughing and terrified screams in the water. He swiftly jumped from the lifeguard's watch tower and ran in the direction of the lake. He liked to imagine himself as a character from Baywatch but let's face it – it was not a sea, he did NOT wear red, and the most important part: he had never, does not, and will never have two jingling objects like Pamela Anderson. Returning to the matter at hand, let's make it clear, Uchihas never ran unless it was a life and death situation and, by the sound of it, it was (or so he thought). He was almost on the verge of jumping into the water when his brain processed the sight in front of him as being non-life-threatening since the guy incapable of swimming, which was none other than Naruto, was already being helped by his friends.

"Kids should stay out of deep areas in the water unless they can swim." Sasuke through over his shoulder as, annoyed at having been made to run for nothing, he made his way to the lifeguard's station which was a lodge on the left side of the lake bank.

"I almost drowned here you prissy ass!" came the angry reply from Naruto while still coughing up water.

"All the more reason not to set your foot into the water ever again." Was the last thing Sasuke said before disappearing into the cabin.

To Sasuke's surprise he was presented with a rather enjoyable sight: there on the coach almost devouring each other lay two beautiful creatures. The path of scattered clothes was an indication that they were here for some time now; it was beyond him how they had sneaked past him. Not all clothes were discarder, though, they left their bottoms on. The thing that most mesmerized Sasuke was the way that their hair contrasted: one had bright red hair stirring in spikes in all directions (why did everyone around him had to have spiky hair, for god's sake?) while Dei's hair cascaded in blond waterfalls just on Gaara's face seeping through his red locks looking like flames licking at his skin. Deidara was straddling Gaara around his groin, sensually moving with a slow rhythm on top of him. He was positioned above his lover with barely any distance between them, almost lying atop of him – just enough space for the passionate writhing of the hot bodies. Gaara had his arms stroking every bit of nude flesh available to him, voluptuously tracing each line with excruciatingly painful pace. His hands travelled along the length of Dei's body just to stop on his rear increasing the friction between them. Such calculated and vehement movements, enticing Sasuke, inviting him to join in.

"Enjoying yourselves I suppose?" Sasuke made an attempt at cooling down the temperature in the room only to be met with an intense gaze filled with raw hunger as Deidara lifted his eyes to look at him.

It was instantly clear to Sasuke that they were past the level of 'putting up a performance' for him and he'd just walked into a lion's lair. It was not to be taken lightly since he had already learnt from past mistakes not to underestimate his boyfriends when horny and unsatisfied. Now he had two options: run or indulge, no point in hiding, they would still find him. And considering the fact that he was at work right now, indulging did not seem as the most logical thing to. Reason would not work with Dei right now. He needed a distraction. Distraction. Naruto will play the part just fine.

By this time Deidara managed to make his way to Sasuke, locking him in place by putting his hands on either side of his head. Breathing heavily he closed the gap between them attacking the raven's lips. Slowly. Sensually. Trailing the line with his tongue. Making every sensation like blazing fire.

Sasuke was desperately clinging to the last rational thought in his head as it was getting cloudy at an alarming rate. For his relief, Gaara came to the rescue:

"Dei, enough" – he was the smarter one of the two – "Sasuke doesn't have another pair of briefs right now. It would be rather un-Uchiha like to parade around the beach with stained ones, now would it?" Sometimes too smart. As if a switch went off in Dei's head, he stopped the torture, detached himself from his prey and while grumbling went to sit on the side of the table.

"I just wanted to make it fun!" – pout –"Next time you won't stop my art of seduction! Art cannot be stopped simply because you threaten to torment me if I don't." Final huff of defeat.

"You never did try to see what suffering I would prepare for you so stop whining. Art this art that – how do we still put up with you, Dei?" Gaara was exasperated by now, talking was not one of his favourite time passing activities. Sasuke was grateful for his effort, though.

"Intolerable!" It only took this much for Deidara to go storming out of the lodge.

"Maybe because he's a hot blond idiot with a huge ego just like us? Similarity to us is only in the aspect of 'hot' and 'ego'." Sasuke tried to pinpoint the reason.

"Beats me."

"If you are so fed with Dei's behaviour, I know of another hot blond idiot who looks to be promising." That was nowhere near being subtle – if Dei hadn't stormed off far enough he would have killed Sasuke for sure.

"Do you." – sceptical look – "Care to share?" However, you could see that Gaara was interested by now since Uchiha usually made only worthwhile offers.

Coming up to the window, Sasuke directed the other's view towards Naruto, still splashing in the water like a true happy idiot he was.

"I hope you are talking about the guy not the girl because I'll skin you alive if you are."

"As exciting as that sounds, I'm afraid I will have to pass on the offer. He is a guy – blond with a great tan. Can you spot him now?"

"I'll go check if Dei didn't think of doing anything stupid" – Gaara turned to the door – "and whether that guy is any good as you claim him to be." And he was gone.

Sasuke let out a heavy sigh. As much as he loved those two – they came with a headache. He observed as Gaara made his way to the lake and shouted something to Naruto who then ran out of the water to the shore. They stood there for a couple of minutes Naruto doing most of the talking not only with his mouth but with his hands as well – they were flaring in all directions which could be almost classified as dangerous. Then Gaara took out his phone and entered something, Sasuke guessed Naruto's number, taking his leave right after.

"Well that was fast." Sasuke mused to himself as he proceeded to fill in the register. He took a book and went back to his lifeguard's throne.

Hundred pages of the book later the beach seemed to be deserted since it was pretty late by now. The only person still present in the whole area apart from himself was the blond who was in the water merrily splashing around. In the next five seconds of studying the blond Sasuke realised that the splashing did not seem as merry, more like desperate calling for help. He opted for waiting a bit more to see whether the guy was only pretending knowing full well that he will be able to reach him in approximately thirty seconds if Naruto would disappear under the water. That wouldn't pose any danger because the heart would still work for another two minutes after being deprived of oxygen.

After another sixty seconds and the burst of the last bubble on the surface of the lake, Sasuke was pretty convinced that it was high time he went to Naruto's rescue – whether he was pretending or not, he did not need any corpses during his watch. Plus it would be a total waste of such a nice body. He swiftly jumped off the watch tower and sprinted (quite graciously I might add) to the lake. Running up the dock he jumped into the water piercing the surface with his fingers, smoothly submerging like a shot arrow. A few krawl strokes later he was in the spot where the idiot had gone down. Quickly diving to the bottom it took him about twelve feet and one flashlight to find the boy. Grabbing him by the waist Sasuke pushed off from the bottom of the lake making his way to the surface – even his supplies of oxygen had its limits. Still holding Naruto by the waist, more like chest by now, the lifeguard raced him to the shore, obviously arriving there sooner than Naruto and, thus, winning the race (first, of course Naruto was second! Sasuke held him in behind, second, unconscious people cannot race. But let's omit this bit of information, everyone was allowed to live in their own fantasy world). Overly satisfied with himself the raven laid the blond on the ground then checked the pulse – it was faint but there nonetheless. Not thinking much further, he pinched the guy's nose, cupped his chin, and blew air into the victim's starving lungs. Upon touching Naruto's lips Sasuke lingered there for a bit but, realising that he wouldn't like to be categorised as a necrophiliac, he then put his palms flat one on top of the other giving a push to the right side of the boy's chest trying to restore the natural contraction of his heart.

He went to give another kiss of life repeating the process. As soon as Sasuke's lips connected with Naruto's, he was roughly flipped over on his back, his arms falling to his side in surprise as he was straddled around his waist. The kiss was not broken though, and, as unexpectedly as he was pushed over, he found that Naruto's tongue managed to slither into his mouth. Now let's not blame the raven for not being able to respond immediately, you don't get often kissed by a guy who you've just been trying to revive. Sasuke, on the other hand, accused the shock (he would not admit that he was enjoying this display of strength and desire for him, and perhaps the kiss itself as well) of being flipped over for his short inactivity which he corrected by promptly connecting his fist with the assaulter's head successfully breaking the kiss and, by the sound of it, something in Naruto's jaw as well. In a flash Naruto was knocked over to the side allowing for Sasuke to get up.

"I'd think you had more class. But apparently your idiocy is at a higher level than I expected." Having said that the raven turned towards the cabin. "Dry yourself and be ready in five minutes."

As Sasuke reached the lifeguard's station he was surprised (how many times has he been surprised by now? Three? Four?) that the dumbass didn't attack with a comeback. That aside, he was impressed by how the other was able to endure without air in that depth for so long. He was a confident idiot that much was clear. He felt light tingling on his lips from the kiss. Even if it was short, it was highly enjoyable only making him more set on going through with his idea. There could be heard rumbling from outside signalling that the blond was ready.

"Hey princess! You can come out now if you finished powdering your nose of course, wouldn't want to rush the beauty."

It would seem that the blond didn't take the blow to his head (or his ego for that matter) well, trying to bite back. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke spoke fluent sarcasm so he would not be able to beat him. On the other hand, for a loudmouth like him, the worst punishment would be silence. Thinking of ignoring him verbally, Sasuke positioned himself on the motorbike.

"Oh, so the princess has frozen becoming an ice queen. I just hope you won't brake on this rocky road!" with false worry and terror in his voice Naruto sped off on the way home.

You thought it was it? But Sasuke was not finished getting revenge – one hit to the head and a snarky comment was not enough contribution for the unacceptable way he was mistreated (first cheated then kissed without his consent… albeit the experience was thrilling, that's not the point here). That's way Sasuke decided to make the journey back for Naruto a living (more like driving) hell.

Every time they would bounce a bit because of the road, Sasuke would subtly thrust into the blond's lower back (let's face it, it would not be very subtle in this situation but since Naruto is so dense, he wouldn't suspect it anyway). Each consecutive thrust he would increase the pressure making even more friction. To monitor whether this had any effect, the raven held his hands lower than before: one on the lower stomach and the other even more down south on the hem of the shorts, which, by their essence, were only that – a hem and a zipper, everything else was practically shreds.

Almost half through the trip which, in all honesty, was about five minutes, Sasuke could feel an undeniable bulge digging into the back of his hand. This was so much fun tormenting the poor idiot that he decided that there was no reason to camouflage his actions so he did it openly by now. Just as this happened, the speed at which they were going also increased.

"You are driving too fast!" Sasuke shouted through his helmet and brought both of his hands to hold on the hem of the blond's 'shorts' hooking thumbs inside of them feeling the smooth happy-trail with his fingers.

There was about two minutes left till the house when Sasuke started massaging the lowest part of abdomen with his thumbs. Naruto stirred as if he'd had a hiccup and sped up even more. 'The need for release should be unbearable by now' Sasuke snickered to himself.

The motorbike came to a harsh stop before the gate to the house complex. As soon as Sasuke had both of his feet on the ground, the vehicle sped off in the direction of the underground parkway leaving the raven standing there with helmet still on his head. The blond was in such a rush that he even left his beloved helmet in Sasuke's possession. Smirking to himself for succeeding in making the idiot miserable, Sasuke made his way to his house, anticipating the fun tomorrow will bring.

What do you think? fun? boring? Your opinion is very important to me! -

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P.S. and yes, the other chapter will be told through the eyes of Naruto, so from the events of this day, it should be pretty hilarious!