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Talk about Conceited

Randy Orton was not a man that had patience. When he was ready to go out, he was ready. He didn't like to wait especially for some silly Diva. Looking at his watch once again he contemplating on leaving the hotel lobby and standing up his date.

But being the gentleman he was he stayed in place shoving his hands in his dress pants.

A minute later he took them out fiddling with the sleeves of his shirt.

"Someone nervous." a teasing voice said.

Randy turned around looking down at the tiny brunette. "No."

Mickie laughed standing next to him and patting his arm "Poor you. Who you waiting for anyways."

"Alicia Fox." he replied.

Mickie whistled "Good luck with that. Girl is never early for anything. I even heard she was late to a meeting with the McMahon's. How she got the job is a wonder."

Randy scowled down at her. Layla's words coming back to hunt him….Sexual Tension.

Shaking his head he looked straight forward.

"So what did you do to my roomy?" Mickie asked "She has done nothing but cuss you out. Oh and a few tear here and there."

Randy smirked "Why would you assume it was me? I did nothing."

Mickie smirked as well "Well apparently you did. She is so annoying now in days."

Randy laughed "What are you doing down here anyways. Its like nine at night."

"No its morning, genius." Mickie said sarcastically. "Getting away from HER. She is a nightmare at the mo."

Randy laughed.

Mickie pocked him hard on the stomach "It's all you fault. What did you do sleep with the girl and them not call her back."

Randy remained quite.

Mickie's eyes widen "You did do that. You asshole." she said laughing.

Randy laughed as well "You're the third person to call me that."

Mickie raised an eyebrow "Only one."

Randy pushed her shoulder lightly "Yea you, HER, and Lay."

"Lay, huh." Mickie said "Not Layla. Have you found the ONE." she used air quotes.

Randy laughed "No. Layla is like my little sister."

Mickie looked thoughtful "She is short enough to be."

"Hey!" a small brunette exclaimed as she walked up to them with an amused looking blond. Apparently she had heard everything they had said.

"Well you are." Mickie said hugging her friends.

"What ever Mrs. I'm only two inches taller then Layla." Layla said with a playful grin as she got pulled into a hug by Randy.

The girls and Randy laughed as they all greeted each other.

"So are you going to do as I said." Layla asked Randy "Are you going to kiss Mi-"

Randy slapped his hand over her lip "Silly. Silly. Little girl. Pay her no mind. She forgot to take her meds today."

Layla poked her tongue out licking his hand.

"Gross!" Randy exclaimed snatching his hand away "Layla that was uncalled for." he said sternly trying to say it with a straight face.

Layla, Michelle, and Mickie burst out laughing.

After five minutes of playful banter Randy was getting annoyed his date had yet to show up. And Randy Orton never, never go stood up.

"What are we doing here anyways." Mickie mused as she looked around the lobby "People are giving us strange looks."

"Cause we are fabulous." Michelle and Layla said at the same time in high voices much like they did on TV.

"Wow." Layla said in a happily annoying voice.

"Wow." responded Michelle in the same tone.

Turning to Mickie and Randy they said "We are simply flawless."

That brought another round of laughs.

"Okay I'm done." Randy said "See ya."

"What about Alicia?" Mickie asked.

"She missed didn't she." Randy said cockily.

As he was about get on the elevator the elevator dinged open and out strutted the curly haired Diva.

"Hello Randy." she said.

Randy nodded her offering her his arm. She began walking talking his ear off. Looking back Randy threw Michelle, Mickie, and Layla a pleating look.

They just stood there. Pointing and laughing at him.

They were pure EVIL.

"So I'm going to come the Divas Champion. I don't care that Frenchy has it because come on look at me." she said waiving a hand before her as she ate "I clearly deserve it. I'm stronger, smarter, and clearly hotter."

Randy looked down at his food. If she was smarter she would shut her mouth, if she was stronger she would not let lesser divas beat her and if she was hotter….Randy didn't even want to start on that subject.

"And what's this about them giving it to Eve." she kept on going. "I mean the girl is just a rookie. and thank god they fired Maria. I mean she would want it. And that title is mine."

Eve deserved it more than you. And the only reason they released Maria was because she was pregnant with Jeff Hardy's spawn. Randy though to himself trying not to roll his eyes.

"And Layla. That girl is after it too. I mean I could be her. She is so little and such a weakling." she rambled on.

Randy stood up "Excuse me I need to use the men's room."

She nodded absently.

Randy hurried to the restroom letting a sight of relief when he was within the safe walls.

Dialing a number he said as soon as they answered. "I'm killing you Cena. You are a dead man. Candice will become a widow before you even marry her. Yea, she will be a girlfriend-widow."

He heard John laugh on the other line "What's up your ass."

"The worst date ever." Randy responded eyeing the widow. "Crawling out a window is sounding better every minute that passes."

John laughed before hanging up on him.

Randy eyed the window once again. The window was to small for him. With a sight he left the restroom.

Alicia was sitting in her seat looking at her reflection in the shiny si lver spoon.

"So anyways where were we at?" she asked "Oh yea. Layla does not even deserve to share the title with Michelle."

Randy let his head drop on the table. Alicia never looked up she just continued to talk.

Randy rushed to get out of the truck. The date had only lasted an hour and a half so it was now like eleven something at nigh.

Hurrying into the hotel Alicia kept up with him.

Entering the hotel lobby he let out a sight of relief. He was finally free.

"So I had a good night." she said stroking his arm.

Randy's eyes shot open as he felt her lean towards him. Eyes wide with panic he said "Close your eyes."

As soon as her eyes were closed he ran. He ran faster than he had ever ran before.

He didn't even wait for the elevator. He bolted right up the stairs running to his room….that was on the tenth floor.

Mickie, Michelle, and Layla who had lost track of time had stayed in the lobby talking through their date.

They watched as Randy ran for the hills and burst out laughing.

They turned to see Alicia still standing in place, her eyes closed and lips puckered.

With a laugh they headed up the stairs to make fun of Randy.

A/N- How was that. I liked writing this. I found myself laughing a few times. I hope it as funny as it was to me, when ya'll read it. Lol. What did you think. Oh please check out my new story Chained Together II, might want to read Chained Together first. Thanks for reading!

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