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Chapter 3 - Wedding Arrangements

"So let's see if I have this right," Kankuro said. "Yesterday this girl, Kiki, just started stalking you." "Yes. She's absolutely delusional. She thinks I love her." "Wow. Well who knew you were such a ladies man." Kankuro said taking a bite out of a muffin, from one of the many baskets in the room. "Excuse me." "Come Gaara, you honestly expect me to believe that this girl thinks you love her, but you've never even met her until yesterday. Don't you think that's a bit farfetched."

"No it's not. I'm telling you she's crazy." Gaara said becoming frustrated. "Well if you say so. Though I want to know how she was able to get all these baskets of assorted muffins and cupcakes in here. Aren't the guards doing their jobs?" "I'm not sure, but as long as someone get these sweets out of here."

"Of course the guards are doing their jobs, silly," came a familiar perky voice. Kankuro and Gaara quickly turned around to see Kiki in the window, she was holding a small white book in her hand. "The guards work really hard to make sure our kazekage stays safe, which is why it was so hard to get all of them in here."

"How did you get them in here." Kankuro said, continuing to eat his muffin. "A magician never reveals her secrets." Then she winked. "What are you doing here?" Gaara said, but was ignored. "So did you make these yourself?" Kankuro said admiring the banana nut muffin in his hand. "Sure did." "These are amazing. The best muffins I've ever tasted!" "Really? Thank you. If you want I could give you the recipe." "That would be nice, but I don't really bake." "That's okay, I could teach you." "That's really kind of you." "It's no problem anything for my hubby's brother."

By this time Gaara was furious. "WHY DID YOU COME HERE!" Kiki flinched. "You didn't have to raise your voice. I just wanted to see my hubby, and besides I wanted to go over the flower arrangements with you." "Excuse me." "You know, the flower arrangements for our wedding silly." Then Kankuro began to choke on his muffin. "Wedding?" He was the only thing he was able to get out. "Yes of course." Anyway," Kiki said opening up the small book. "I was thinking lilies and orchids, but I know those would have to be imported. Which costs alot of money, but don't you think it's worth it?"

"We're not getting married!" Gaara exploded. "B- But... How could you say such a thing?" Tears began welling up in her eyes. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" She said pounding on his chest with her small fists, but it didn't hurt at all. Both Gaara and Kankuro looked at her as though she were crazy. Then there was a knock on the door. "Come in Gaara said, trying to get away from Kiki. Tsukasa then entered. "Lord Kazekage you summoned me." He said, but then his eyes grew wide as he saw Kiki clinging to Gaara's robs. "Kiki..." He said in shock. "Oh hi Tsukasa." Kiki said bouncing back to her perky self. Tsukasa looked at Kiki then at Gaara, and then Kiki again. "Kiki, what's going on here?" "You know her." Gaara and Kankuro said in unison.

"Yeah," Tsukasa said still slightly shocked. Then Gaara and Kankuro exchanged looks.

End of Chapter 3 - Wedding Arrangements

Hey everyone sorry if this chappy isn't as funny as the others. but i just tried to do this quick.