Author's Note: This is pure crack. Enjoy. XD
"Um… Sakura? Is this yours?"
Sakura was nearly asleep. She rubbed her eyes. "Huh? What is it, sensei?"
"I was asking, is this yours?"
Sakura grumbled and got out of her sleeping bag. She took the lantern sitting next to her and held it up to see what Kakashi was talking about. A pink, frilly bra was hanging from Kakashi's hand.
"Where did you get that, you perverted old man?" Sakura ripped her underwear from his grasp. Her face was beet red, and she was seriously considering punching her sensei in the face.
Kakashi raised his hands innocently. "I swear, it was in my bag. I don't know how it got there."
"SURE you don't," Sakura growled.
A snicker was heard from behind Sakura. She turned around and the laughing stopped. Naruto and Sasuke appeared to be sleeping like babies.
"Which one of you did this?" Sakura demanded.
Still feigning sleep, the two boys didn't reply.
Sakura kicked Naruto's sleeping bag in frustration. Little did she know what place she had hit…
Naruto tried desperately not to cry in agony, and starting squirming. Sasuke was using all his strength to hold back laughter, and it ended up coming out in a loud snort.
"UGH! You two are IMPOSSIBLE!"
Sasuke was in hysterics by now, his eyes still tightly shut, but there really was no point now in trying to look like he was sleeping. Sakura momentarily forgot what was in her hand and chucked it at Sasuke's face in seething rage.
"OW!" Sasuke complained, and opened one eye to see what Sakura had thrown at him. His face went pale when he saw the girly brassiere.
Sakura's face turned even redder as she violently grabbed her bra and stuffed it in her bag. Out of all the bras I have, why did I bring this one on the mission? After zipping up her bag and moving it as far from the boys as possible, she slapped her face. I hate these perverted men.
She sighed and made her way over to her sleeping bag, contemplating what she was going to do to Naruto and Sasuke tomorrow.
"Good night, Sakura." Kakashi said uncomfortably.
"Yup."
"Sakura?…."
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei?"
"Best of luck on becoming a B."
Sakura growled and kicked him in the place where she kicked Naruto before and then went to her sleeping bag. "G'night, you pervert."