Finally I was able to write something again after a burnout. Hope it is not a one off thing.

As of late I'm on a diet, but I can't stop watching mukbangs. I'm torturing myself. It's like a car crash, its a disaster but I can't look away.

"Is it on?" Rose asked.

"Yes, so we can get started." Juleka noted.

"Hi everyone, I'm Rose Lavillant, and this gothic goddess is my girlfriend Juleka Couffaine…"

Juleka turned red and interrupted Rose before she could turn her brain matter into slushie. "And er…we are doing a mukbang for the first time. Because me and Rose love food a lot, though in different way. We love to eat, hence we love food and er…and you know this is a mukbang, which is all about eating and food. So…we get started."

Juleka turned her head and adjusted the camera…and on the table were burger wrappers, empty fastfood boxes and a Rose with bulging cheeks and sauce smeared-lips. Rose blinked. "Rose, we hadn't started yet."

"I'm sorry, I was hungry." Rose said sadly.

"You're always hungry, Rose." Juleka noted. "But now we don't have any footage for our mukbang."

"Well, ask for another delivery. We can start over." Rose suggested.

"You ate a whole family's worth of McDonalds, how can you still eat?" Juleka asked.

"Like you said, I'm always hungry. Oh, can I get pizza this time? With stuffed crust?" Rose asked with puppy dog eyes.

"You're lucky you're cute. I can't believe you treat a dozen burgers, a bucket of fried chicken and an platter of fries as a mere snack." Juleka sighed.

"But you're the tastiest snack." Rose said. Juleka let out an 'eep' and fell out of her chair. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. It just came out."

"I can't believe I did a Marinette…" Juleka sighed as she just laid there on the ground.

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"This is Juleka Couffaine with our next mukbang attempt. I got myself all things ghost pepper. And ghost peppers…well, they are pretty freakin' hot. Like one of the hottest peppers ever, makes chili feel like paprika. But to me, it is a delight." Juleka said as she adjusted her camera. "First, these Ghost Pepper Poppers. They are like chili cheese poppers' spicier cousins." She said as she put something deep fried in her mouth. "Mh…I think these may be off, they are bland."

"Jewel…" Rose rasped. I think I mixed up your poppers with my own…" Rose said off screen as she said. "It's pretty dang hot…hot, hot, hot!" she said as she ran around in panic. "Water!"

"Water doesn't help, we need to get you some milk!" Juleka noted.

"Milk, good idea! Like this chocolate milk?" Rose said as she put a huge glass of the sweet brownish drink to her lips.

"Not that milk! That's chocolate milk I made with spicy chocolate!" Juleka said.

"Gah!"

"I think there is still ice cream in the freezer, that may help." Juleka said.

Rose ran into the kitchen, grabbed a huge tub from the freezer, opened it and buried her face into it.

"Er…as my girlfriend recovers from the mishap, I think I will continue." Juleka said in the camera. "We'll edit it out later. Next, the world's spiciest chip." She said as she pulled out a black nacho. "A spice lover like me loves these."

"Hello!" an annoying voice sounded.

"Lila? What the f*** are you doing in here?" Juleka asked.

"Oh, I decided to pass by and talk and oh…you were about to eat. Don't mind if I take a bite. These black chips look unique…must be caviar or truffle flavor…" she said as she grabbed the chip out of Juleka's hand and popped it in her mouth. Juleka just leaned back and enjoyed the show.

"Gah! Hot, hot, hot!" Lila screamed.

"Some people never learn." Juleka wondered if Lila had brain damage to forget the last stint with spice she pulled.

"Milk, now!" She grabbed the glass of milk…which was the same type of spicy chocolate milk Rose drank earlier and she screamed out more. "Gah!" She ran into the kitchen as Juleka smirked.

Lila grabbed the tub Rose had been eating from, found it empty and then tossed it aside and grabbed another tub from the freezer and buried her head in it. Good news, the spicy sensation slowed down. Bad news, it tasted horrible. "Bwerk! What type of ice cream is this? It tastes horrible!"

"It's Basco's dinner." Rose noted.

"Who is Basco?" Lila asked.

"My dog." Rose noted.

Lila's cheeks bulged as she ran out of the kitchen. "Rose, what is your classmate with the sausage links for hair doing in our house?" the voice of Rose's mother sounded.

"She was being a bitch, mommy! No worries, she ate Juleka's chips." Rose noted.

"But aren't Juleka's chips so spicy that…oh wait, she was the psycho girl. Never mind then. Just demand she cleans the bathroom when she's done or we sick Basco on her."

"Will do!" Rose said, chipper again. She went back into the room where they filmed their mukbang. "I'm sorry the attempt fell through."

"Well, we failed at a mukbang, but this video of Lila in agony is going to go viral!" Juleka noted.

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"I'm sorry your mukbang failed. Though the video of Lila was incredibly funny." Marinette said the following morning before class.

"No worries. It was a silly idea anyhow. And we had a lot of fun spent together and that's what was important." Rose said.

"Oh Rose, you sweet sunshine child. Never change." Marinette said. "Though you are not the only ones whose Mukbang went in a different direction."

"Yeah, ours went wrong when we invited Kagami to take part but we think that she only understood the second syllable." Adrien added.

"Second syllable. What does she think that a bang- Oh, never mind." Juleka said as she blushed a bit. While through Adrien and Marinette Kagami has been on good terms with their class, she is very blunt and without a filter. Certainly when it comes to…stuff she does with her polycule mates Marinette and Adrien.

"After we explained she also decided to instead offer an alternative to the 'body sushi' phenomena, but with our fav foods instead of sushi." Adrien noted.

"Body sushi?" Juleka said as she pulled out her phone. She looked it up and her eyes went wide and she blushed harder. "Oh…"

Rose looked over her shoulder at her search result. "Oh…can we try that too, Jewel."

Juleka dropped her phone, redder than ever and petrified.

"Knowing how much Rose can eat, I'd be afraid of you getting crushed under the weight of all that food." Marinette noted.

"I know you all are hormonal teenagers in committed relationships with people you love a lot and with heavenly bods but please can you keep the sexual talk until no one else can hear you? You're making the rest of our class uncomfortable and Mylene looks like she's about to faint." Kim noted.

"Sorry…" Juleka, Adrien, Rose and Marinette said, sounding very sheepish.