Harvey Dent sat in his cell too worked up to sleep, that bastard orderly took his coin before throwing him back in here. Harvey and Two-face discussed just how they would make the pretty doctor pay for getting him sedated. Footsteps towards the cell brought the two minds back to reality, they noticed it sounded as if the person was skipping down the hall, two more sets of footsteps fallowed the skipping set "Heels?" they thought. "Harvey" two voices cooed
"Sug, Spice?" they rose from their cot and moved towards the door, there were their girls standing in the hall of Arkham waiting for him "Have you come to break us out lovelies?" their head snapped to the side as laughter erupted from the shadow beside their cell.
"No, they've come to watch you die" the shadow laughed hysterically
"Darling, can we get this over with we're bored" Sugar whined. The man in the shadow jumped out and grabbed the innocent one's face.
"I told you not to call me that" he growled "Or I'll stain that pretty white dress red" he smiled licking his lip, he shoved her away from himself and turned to the burned man "How does it feel Harvey?" he licked his lip again "To know that the two you trusted everything with want to see you dead?" he giggled, another tongue flick.
"What have you done to them Joker?" Two-face snarled
"Well you see" his tongue darted between scars "A little birdie told me that you'd moved on to trying to seduce a lovely young doctor here at Arkham and you see Sug and Spice didn't like that much" he grabbed Harvey's face through the bars, his tongue darted again "And neither do I" he growled. Two-face laughed
"Upset about losing to Bruce Wayne, Joker?" Joker's eyes glinted with something Harvey couldn't place but he was sure he wouldn't like it. Joker snapped his gloved fingers
"Spice key please" he smirked, Spice moved forward stopping in front of the purple figure, she smirked before jumping on him almost knocking him over, she managed to stick her tongue down his throat before he pushed her off him, a small amount of white face paint on her nose. He rolled his eyes and picked the key off his tongue, whipping it off on his dirty purple pants. He laughed at the look of pure jealousy of Harvey's faces, he unlocked the door, shoving Harvey back on to his cot. "See this little birdie told me another distressing fact" again his tongue darted from between his lips "And I don't like it. The little birdie told me you attacked my girl, with my knife no less… I'm not about to let that go" he stopped pacing, which he hadn't known he'd started and threw Harvey up against the concert wall, he laughed when the girls gasped.
"This little birdie wouldn't happen to be named Harley would it?" Harvey struggled, Joker's grip tightened
"Don't even speak her name," he snarled, Two-face laughed
"What does it matter now? You never came to her rescue before always left it up to the plant bitch to come after her"
"Shut up or I'll kill the girls first," Joker growled
"Hit a cord have we? Way we've heard it is you never came to her aid, garden gal and the freaky doctor always came to save her gorgeous ass" Two-face smirked "What kind of man doesn't come after someone that good looking?" Joker dropped Harvey
"Sugar come here" he motioned with his finger before looking to Spice "Move or scream and I will kill you were you stand" Spice nodded. He pushed Sugar to her knees in front of Harvey "Do you like her face Harvey?' he asked playing on the innocent one first
"Yes" he said starring at Sugar
"Good study hard cause it's about to change" he laughed hysterically pulling out his knife; he put the metal in her mouth he laughed harder when she squeaked in protest. He pushed the blade out slicing through her skin like butter; before she could cry out he sliced through her other cheek with just as much ease. He continued laughing as he whipped the blade off on her white dress "We'll try again" he giggled dropping Sugar's bleeding body "I don't like that you threatened my girl Harvey" he pushed him down on the floor and kneeled over him "I'm gonna have fun punishing you for it too" he laughed as he began mutilating Harvey's already mutilated face. Spice watched on in horror as Joker slashed Harvey's face over and over while her sister bled out on the floor. Once Joker was satisfied with his work he whipped his knife off on Harvey's shirt and walked out of the cell "Come Spice we have people to see" he laughed licking his lip.
Harley was still angry with herself, she knew better than to let him manipulate her, she couldn't believe she had actually thought he had changed. She sighed putting her earphones in and turning on some music, she would just have to take her anger out on Bruce's extensive gym. She chose to work through some gymnastics first; it had been almost 3 years since she had done anything gymnastics related even if it was just to escape Bruce's attempts to throw her in Arkham. She sighed she had been so good when she was younger but she had chosen to become a psychiatrist instead, she didn't know why but it was too late. She went through every move she knew performing them expertly, she moved to everything else she knew once she had finished, thankfully Bruce's gym had everything she needed. She was working with the punching bag, blindfolded to make things more challenging, when someone grabbed her shoulder, she spun and threw a punch, the person grabbed her fist so she threw another, wishing she wasn't wearing the blindfold now. Her 'attacker' ripped the blindfold from her eyes, Alfred stood in front of her still holding her fist and now her blindfold, and she ripped the earphones from her ears "Alfred I'm so sorry!"
"No matter Madam" he smiled, used to fending off Bruce's stray punches "Mr. Fox is here to see you" he turned to lead her upstairs, before turning around "Also Master Wayne has been called away on business"
"Thank you" she grabbed a towel and whipped away the sweat before running up the stairs. She found Fox meandering about in the entrance hall "Mr. Fox" she smiled "Excuse my attire I was downstairs in the gym"
"Mrs. Wayne" he smiled extending his hand
"Not yet" she laughed shaking his hand "Were you able to do it?"
"It was a rather odd request but yes I managed to craft every detail you specified" he smiled
"How much do I owe you?"
"No cost Miss, I work for Mr. Wayne so its yours anyway," he laughed
"Thank you Mr. Fox"
"Please call me Lucius"
"Then you must call me Harley," she giggled
"Does Bruce know of your decision?" he asked, her smiled dropped
"No, and I would rather he didn't just yet"
"It wouldn't be my place to tell him" he laughed handing her a box "Do not hesitate to call me if anything is wrong or you need anything else" he said turning to leave
"Thank you Lucius" she rushed up the stairs to see her new things, once in her and Bruce's room she locked the door and dumped the contents of the box on the bed. A pair of platform boots, one red the other purple, a skirt and bustier also red and purple made of the exact same stuff as Bruce's bat-suit and a pair of leather pants segregated into red and purple fell out onto the bed. Harley almost squealed with delight as she examined each thing, finding a pair of red and purple elbow high gloves tucked in the pants pockets. She couldn't wait to put it on, she decided on the skirt tonight and to save the pants for another night … if Bruce didn't burn them after tonight. She stuck her head out the door "Alfred!" she called down the hall he rounded the corner smiling
"Your car is waiting in the cave Madam"
"You knew?"
"I figured your need for adventure would finally break through Madam," he laughed
"Thank you" she smiled and rushed to get ready, she added fishnet stockings to her legs, she smiled as she put on the bustier, noting that he chest spilled out the top just enough to stop any man in their tracks, she laughed as she imagined Bruce's face, before remembering that he would more than likely just be really angry with her. She shook the thought from her head as she rushed to Bruce's study, played the necessary three keys on the piano for the door to open the rushed down to the cave. Alfred was waiting for her "Interesting choice of attire Madam"
"I'm meant to be a distraction Alfred, to help Bruce. I doubt I'll be doing much fighting, not that I cant"
"It will work Madam" he smiled tossing her the keys. The middle platform rose revealing a cherry red Dodge Challenger with black as night racing stripes. She smiled and was about to jump in when Alfred cleared his throat to get her attention, she turned to him as he threw something else to her, she looked at it; it was the mask from the box "You saved it?"
"Oh no, I burned the rest of it as you asked. I saved that as I figured you would need it soon or later" he smiled
"Thank you" she smiled, he nodded
"Master Wayne is at the old abandoned theater, near the narrows. He said something about it being the Joker's new hideout!" he yelled over the engine, she nodded and took off.
She scaled the outside of the theater, which wasn't hard with all the missing bricks, her skirt giving the clowns below her a nice view of her ass. She found the window she wanted, she could her Bruce and Joker arguing and fighting. She laughed before tumble rolling through the broken out window, she somersaulted once before pushing up into a full flip and landing beside Batman. She put her hands on her hips and pushed on out, giving Joker a full view of her chest, craftily having covered up her unmistakable scar. He licked his lip "And who are you?" he asked, staring at her like he used to in Arkham.
"I'm SwitchBlade" she said in her best little girl voice, producing a switchblade from seemingly nowhere, the blade making a swooshing noise as she released it from the handle. She swayed over to him, circling him tracing his shoulders with her fingers "And what do I call you big boy?" she whispered sultrily in his ear, she watched his eyes flick to her as his tongue darted across his lip again. She knew she was flirting with him shamelessly, but she didn't care they didn't know who she was; well she hoped at least Joker didn't know who she was. He looked her up and down, chewing on his bottom lip now, she knew she was getting to him "Good, at least I know my get-up works" she mentally giggled.
"You come to help Batsy but you don't know who I am?" he laughed, still ogling her.
"Well you see I'm new in town and don't know all of Gotham's baddies just yet. So do try to make a good impression" she smirked turning her back to him and grinding down his lithe form. She winked at Batman
"SwitchBlade, I think that's quite enough" Batman's gruff voice pulled Joker out of his own little world, he pushed Harley away from him but instead of falling she flipped, giving him a good view of her panties and landed gracefully on her feet a little ways away from him almost glaring at the Clown Prince
"Now, now Mr. Joker that wasn't very nice" she wiggled her finger at him. He growled and produced a gun from within his purple trench coat and pointed it at her
"I don't take kindly to being patronized or being played the fool" he snarled, licking his left scar. She calculated where he was aiming his gun, she suddenly wished she had thought up a better shirt and maybe worn her leather pants. He pulled the trigger, she cart wheeled out of the way, but the bullet still grazed her thigh, she landed and cursed. The bullet had grazed deeper than she would have ever liked, blood ran down her leg and over her boot, she sighed now Bruce would definitely know, not that the car in the cave wouldn't give her away, if he didn't already know.
"I don't take kindly to being shot at" she snarled, wrapping her ankles around his neck, she threw her weight and him forwards, he began laughing hysterically as he landed on his back with a loud thud.
"You got some fight in you" he laughed and brushed some stray hairs out of his face "I like that" he walked towards her waving his knife around, but before he got to close to her she kicked him in the stomach sending him staggering back laughing. She noticed Bruce was staying out it, she smiled mentally knowing he knew, and knowing he knew she needed this. Joker laughed catching his breath, he came at her again landing a good punch to the side of her face "Never was against hitting a girl" he giggled
"I wouldn't doubt that," she growled punching him in the nose, he laughed as blood ran down his chin blending in with his red lips. He suddenly stopped laughing and grabbed her face
"I could kill you right now, but I want to see just how much fun you are" he giggled once again licking his lip, she spit in his face, it felt good being able to do all the things she's wanted to do to him for a long time.
"Wouldn't you like to know" he laughed whipping her spit from his face along with a bit of his white paint
"You wanna know how I got these scars," he asked pointing to them with his knife, just like he did every one else he didn't kill within five minutes of being around them.
"No, not particularly" she stated boldly
"You've got a tongue missy" he suctioned his lip to his yellowed teeth then pulled it away "I don't like it, how about I remove it?"
"I don't think so clown" his eyes darkened, she knew it pissed him off when people called him that, he didn't hate it but it wasn't his name, he liked his name and loved when people said it.
"How about" he licked his lip yet again "I remove you then?" he laughed darkly before pushing her out the window she come in through, he laughed hysterically as Batman dove after her, it wasn't a particularly far drop but it was enough to scare the Bat. Joker laughed hysterically as he skipped away from the scene disappearing into the shadows.
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