Ok, I wanted to get this out sooner but real life troubles prevented me. I had homework and my car broke down on me. But here is the Halloween chapter. I recommend going pee before reading this.

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Chapter 30 – HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BPOV

Edward and I had been back home from our honeymoon for about a week when Carlisle started up with the weekly ultrasounds and measurements of my belly. He explained that with twins, it was important to monitor their size to estimate if I would be able to carry them to full term or if they would need to have a scheduled c-section. I was kind of tired from being poked and prodded but I knew that Carlisle only had the best intentions for it.

I had been spending a lot of time with Crystal since we were both pregnant and understood what the other was going through. We decided to go shopping for baby things the week before Halloween and drove into Port Angeles for the day. It was just the two of us and it was actually fun. I never knew shopping could be so great without a demented pixie dragging me from store to store like a hurricane. I picked up matching outfits in purple and blue for Little Edward and Renesmee to wear home from the hospital. They were absolutely adorable onesies with pants and jackets to match. I bought socks, shoes, and hats to match the outfits and almost cried when I pictured them wearing them home.

I dropped Crystal off in La Push and drove back home. When I turned into the drive I slammed on the brakes. SHE DIDN'T! SHE DID! There were orange and black lights strung around all the trees lining the drive. I saw a few coffins leaned up against some trees with skeletons hanging out of them. I was mortified. The decorations could only mean one thing; Alice was planning a party.

I drove a little further down the drive and saw ghosts hanging from the limbs over the drive, more lights, giant spider webs, more coffins and skeletons, chains, and there were smoke machines making the woods surrounding the driveway foggy. I just shook my head and repeated to myself "she didn't, she did, I can't believe her, and she has gone overboard again!"

I pulled into the clearing for the house and slammed on the brakes again. I saw Emmett and Jasper digging a large, deep trench around the front of the house while Rosalie was building some sort of draw bridge off of the front porch and Alice was hanging more lights and decorations on the house. I just sat in the new Volvo SUV and stared with my mouth wide open.

Edward appeared beside me and opened the door to the suv. "Welcome back love," Edward said and kissed me. "Overboard huh?"

"YES! Please oh please don't tell me that I have to dress up," I begged Edward and Alice appeared at his side instantaneously.

"Yes Bella, you have to dress up," Alice said while swaying side to side with giddiness.

"Alice! I am so huge the only thing I can go as is a freaking pumpkin! What? Is Edward supposed to be Linus waiting for me, the Great Pumpkin, to visit?"

Edward doubled over with laughter and I heard Emmett yell, "All I got is a rock!"

That made Edward laugh harder and it was contagious. Soon I was laughing hysterically as I pictured me as a pumpkin and Edward carrying around a blue blankie and sucking his thumb.

"Don't be silly Bella, you, Rosalie, and I are going shopping for costumes tomorrow and you don't have to be a pumpkin," Alice reassured me.

The invitations to the party were sent out that day while Rosalie, Alice, and I went shopping. Alice already had them addressed and we ran them by the post office. I was able to see that the Denali coven was invited along with the Pack. This was going to be interesting. I was unable to find anything at the costume store in Port Angeles that I wanted to wear or would fit in so my shopping was a bust. Alice and Rosalie did get their costumes and the ones for Emmett and Jasper.

The week following was a blur, I still hadn't figured out what our costumes would be. Alice had said it was girl's choice this year. I hadn't really participated in the previous year's parties and would always take off to Charlie's. I couldn't deal with the couples dressing alike without having Edward with me.

I was channel surfing a couple of days later when I got the best idea for our costumes. I ran through a mental checklist of the things I would need. I heard a tinkling laughter fall from upstairs, I grinned knowing that Alice approved. Edward was playing some video game with Emmett so I kissed him on the top of his head, informed him of my shopping trip, and headed out. The night of the party I laid out our costumes and smiled to myself.

"Really Bella?" Edward said while holding his long black trench coat up, "this is soo cliché." I tossed my head back and laughed at him. He had a point but it was girl's choice this year and I was making the most of my fantasies.

"Oh come on Edward," I said as I pulled on the black skirt, "it's good to poke fun at one's self."

"I'm liking the skirt," Edward said running his hands over my hips.

"Down boy," I said as I playfully smacked his hands away. Edward backed up, chuckling, his hands raised in surrender.

"Just think," I said, pulling on my blonde wig then walking towards him, "as much as you like the skirt, I love the trench coat more," I whispered into his ear with a purr.

"We could always just stay up here and do a little roll playing," Edward suggested wiggling his eyebrows.

"Ha," I howled, "you just don't want Emmett and Jasper laughing at you."

"Don't worry they won't," we heard Alice say through the door, "they will be very envious of you, trust me."

Once Edward and I were dressed we made our way downstairs to wait for the others. We were sipping on some punch when we heard movement on the stairs. We turned and the sight before us caused me to spit the punch right out of my mouth and erupt into a fit of side splitting laughter. Edward's jaw was on the floor and his eyes looked like they would pop out of the socket at any moment. The looks on Jasper and Emmett's faces were priceless. Alice and Rose had matching looks of smugness and determination on their faces.

"What the hell?" Edward asked between laughs. He was holding his stomach he was laughing so hard.

"Last year was guy's choice," Rose said haughtily. "And Emmett thought it would be funny to dress me up like a fat person, so I decided that pay back was a bitch."

"Named Rosalie," I added. "What were you two last year? I can't remember after seeing this!"

"Oh, you know it," she smirked. "And last year Emmett thought that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum would be fun. I DON'T DO FAT!"

"Ok well that explains Emmett, but Jasper, what did you do?" Edward asked.

"I bet against Alice," he answered simply, with a shrug.

"Don't forget the torture from last year!" Alice interjected.

"What was the torture last year?" Edward asked.

"He was a confederate soldier and I was a southern belle. Those damn petticoats ITCH!" Alice squealed. "It should be a sin to wear that much clothing!"

"So what was the bet?" I asked.

"That Rose would get Emmett into that," Jasper said pointing to Emmett.

"So what are you supposed to be?" Emmett asked pointing his chin at Edward, drawing the attention off of him.

Edward stood there in his black pants, shirt, boots, and trench coat and just crossed his arms over his chest, took a smug stance and said, "Angel." He smiled and showed off the acrylic fangs that completed the look.

"That's hot," Alice said, stepping around Jasper to get a better look.

"Edward Cullen as a vampire," Rose said. "Who would have guessed?" She smiled and tossed her pigtails around.

"Oh come on!!" Emmett said turning back to Rose. "Why does he get the kickass costume?" Rose just rolled her eyes.

"Simple really," Edward said, answering for Rose, "my wife loves me." I couldn't help the smug grin that was plastered on my face.

"Speaking of which," Emmett said, raising his eyebrows at me in a way that had me worried, "so Buffy, what's with the bulge in the front? Hiding holy water or crosses?" he snickered.

"Don't make me stake you," I said raising one of the fake wooden stakes into the air, "I will kick your ass vampire!"

"So Emmett, what exactly are YOU?" Edward asked.

"Fucking Hansel!" Emmett said as he crossed his arms over the white button up shirt, suspenders, and nut hugging lederhosen. He also had on white knee socks and cute penny loafers. To top it all off, he had a little green had perched on top of his massive frame. Rosalie was standing beside him in her matching Gretel costume complete with knee socks and pigtails. Her skirt was poofed out and barely covered her cheeks.

"OH SHIT!" I squealed. "Thank god! I thought you were some leprechaun on crack! Or some weird Jack-in-the-beanstalk wannabe!"

Jasper burst out laughing and it quickly became contagious with his gift. Soon we were all on the floor laughing until Edward realized that he could see Jasper's ass under the costume.

"YO! Tree boy! Get your leaves under control and cover that pale white ass of yours!" Edward yelled as he pushed Jasper's ass away from his face. "Thank god vampires can't fart! Your ass was way too close to my face!"

"Whoa wait a second, you guys can't fart? That is so not fair!" I screeched and everyone started laughing again. "Too bad the no farting thing doesn't still hold true for Edward. He let one rip the other night that had me running for cover in the bathroom. AND HE WAS ASLEEP WHEN HE DID IT! I was cuddled up behind his fucking ass when he farted on me! At first I thought the babies were kicking then I smelled the landfill coming out from the sheets. I thought I was going to puke!"

Everyone was staring between me and Edward and Emmett broke the silence with "I am damn glad that I am not a human anymore!"

"Remember Bella, my love," Edward said as he walked behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. "Next year is guy's choice." My jaw dropped as I realized my mistake. "And those cute little pregnancy farts aren't any better." I turned 7 shades of red.

"Oh honey you know I love you," I said as I kissed Edward and tried to make things right. I didn't want to suffer again. I decided to take the attention off of me and turned to Jasper. "So Jasper, if you are going to dress as a Greek God then you usually put the wreath on your head, the other head that is."

"Well, I don't remember Buffy being knocked up," Jasper shot back with grin. "Besides, I am Adam," he said throwing his arm around Alice who was wearing nothing but leaves strategically covering her ass and crotch. The only thing covering her boobs was a long brown wig.

"So that would make you Eve?" Edward asked, raising one eyebrow. "Aren't you worried about flashing everyone?"

"Double sided tape Edward darling!" Alice beamed. Emmett was about to make some comment when there was a knock at the door.

Rosalie went to answer and there stood the most unusual grouping of wolves I had ever seen. Embry, Seth, Leah, Paul, Quil, and Jarrod were all there in their costumes and I heard Jacob, Crystal, Sam, and Emily out in the driveway.

They all stepped inside and we heard "You all look amazing!"

We turned and were blinded by the flash of a camera as Esme, dressed as Sandy from Grease was snapping pictures. Carlisle appeared at her side dressed as Danny. He even had a black wig on to complete the look.

"Emmett I told you would suffer at the hands of Rose for that stunt with the costumes last year," Carlisle said smiling at him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah," Emmett said before digging into his ass trying to remove the vampiric wedgy out of his crack. I about died watching him dig for gold in the grand canyon.

"Well I have a whole year to plan my revenge," he said adding an evil laugh at the end. I saw Rose's face fall in apprehension. I so didn't want to be here for next Halloween.

Everyone had come inside during Emmett's wedgy escapade. I was looking over everyone's costumes with much amusement. Sam and Emily were dressed as an Indian chief and princess. Leah was Xena the Warrior Princess. Jarrod was a One Night Stand. He actually had a night stand over his shoulders with arm holes and a lamp shade on his head. Seth was a condom and Quil was Super Sperm. Paul was a breathalyzer and had the blow straw strategically positioned at his crotch. Embry was a pimp and had the cane, hat, and platform shoes with goldfish in them. Then Jacob and Crystal entered. She was in a little red dress with a cape and a basket. Jacob was dressed normally except for whiskers painted on his face, his nose painted black, a set of fuzzy ears on his head, and he was swinging a fuzzy tail in his hand.

"What in the hell are you?" I asked. I was trying to figure out Crystal's costume.

"Duh, I am the big bad wolf," Jacob replied with a cocky grin.

Crystal smiled up at him and batted her eyelashes at him. "My, what big eyes you have."

"The better to see you with my dear," Jacob replied before kissing Crystal. Esme snapped a picture of it.

"Wait a second; isn't the big bad wolf supposed to eat Red Riding Hood?" I asked then instantly regretted it.

"Exactly," Jacob said smugly. Crystal just smiled and blushed up at him.

"So not a mental image I wanted or needed," I said as I turned around. Edward was there instantly and he kissed me deeply.

"I can get rid of it for you love, want to play with my stake?" Edward asked suggestively. I was tempted to take him up on his offer when Jacob interrupted.

"Good one Edward," Jacob said and he and Edward bumped fists. I was about to smack both of them when Jacob interrupted me.

"So, Angel and Buffy?" Jacob asked and Edward beamed at the fact that Jacob recognized the costumes immediately.

"YAY! You were the first to guess it right and not have to ask!" I squealed.

"You know, I used to watch the show and I never remember Buffy being pregnant," Jacob said.

"JAKE!" Crystal scolded him. "How did you watch a show about vampires when you are a wolf?"

"HEY! Buffy was hot! And did you see Willow?" Jacob said and nudged Edward.

"Yeah Willow was pretty hot," Edward agreed and Crystal and I stood their dumbfounded.

I was about to interrupt their male bonding when there was a knock at the door. I excused myself and headed for the door. I opened it to find Timmy, Kate, Wyatt, Irina, and Connor all dressed up.

"YOU GUYS MADE IT!" I squealed as I hugged them. "But where are Ally, Drew, Eleazar, and Carmen?"

"Drew wasn't ready for an adventure yet and Eleazar and Carmen didn't want Ally to be lonely so they stayed," Connor explained.

"Well at least you all are here. Timmy and Kate, let me guess, Robin Hood and Guinevere?" I asked.

"Yep girl! Whoever said blondes were dumb got it wrong," Timmy said as he poked at my blonde wig.

"And Wyatt and Irina are the Mad Hatter and Alice in Wonderland," Kate said. Upon hearing her name, Alice flitted over.

"Oh my god, you guys are so cute! Now I wish I had picked those costumes!" Alice said.

"Eve?" Irina asked and Alice nodded. "But where is Adam?" Alice pointed across the room to Jasper who was fidgeting with the ivy around his ass. We all laughed at the sight.

"Connor? What are you?" Alice asked as Emmett walked up to us.

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Emmett screeched out and Connor burst out laughing.

"Are these my 72 virgins?" Connor asked in a creepy voice.

"Dude! You're Achmed the Dead Terrorist!" Emmett boomed and I finally got it. Emmett had sat me down in front of the TV one day to watch some guy with his puppets. It was pretty funny.

"Dude, you're wearing nut huggers!" Connor said, smacking Emmett playfully on the back.

"Word to the wise, never make your woman wear a fat suit, this is payback," Emmett tried whispered to Connor but we all heard him.

"Don't worry, I won't," Connor assured us with a laugh. "So who exactly are you?"

"I am fucking Hansel of Hansel and Gretel. But I don't think I got the worst costume. You should check out Jasper. I watched as Connor tried to scan for Jasper through the gigantic foam skull he was wearing and he spotted him. Jasper was standing in the corner trying to scratch surreptitiously. However, in a room of supernatural's with heightened senses it was impossible to hide anything.

"Hey guys?" I asked. "Can vampires get poison ivy? I think Jasper is coming down with something. That or he has chiggers."

Irina, Alice, Connor, Emmett, and Edward, who had just walked up during the poison ivy comment, all burst out laughing.

"Bella!" Alice scolded me playfully.

"What? I don't know these things!" I defended myself while trying to not laugh.

"Love, vampires skin is very sensitive," Edward explained but Alice interrupted him.

"Bella, he made me wear petticoats last year and those things itched like crazy, this is payback. I didn't give him the silk leaves like I am wearing, he has the real things," Alice explained, "and they are super obnoxious!" We all burst out laughing at this and then Alice said, "OH SHIT!" We looked and Jasper was glaring at her but then broke into a smile. He crossed the room and wrapped his arms around Alice.

"You demented little pixie!" Jasper said as he attacked her neck with kisses. Alice squealed in delight and they twirled away into the crowd and started dancing. That was all the cue anyone needed and soon Emmett and Rosalie joined in. I wondered who was manning the music and looked to see Quil and Embry messing with CD's and the volume controls.

"Dance with me love," Edward breathed huskily into my ear. I almost melted right there. All I could do was nod my head as he led me toward the center of the room. I was barely aware of everyone else dancing around us as Edward and I danced with each other. I couldn't even tell you the song that was playing, I only had eyes and ears for Edward. All too soon I was snapped from my dream world by Emmett.

"Move it baby sis! Us guys need the floor for a sec and I need to borrow your husband," Emmett said with a wink.

I let go of Edward as Emmett dragged him away from me. I saw Jasper, Emmett, Edward, Jacob, and Sam line up in the middle of the room and then Monster Mash started up on the stereo. I almost peed myself I was laughing sooooo hard. Edward and Jacob had their parts perfectly as the vampire and the wolf!

Jasper started it up singing as the mad doctor. Then Emmett started dancing like Frankenstein. Jacob joined in as Wolfman and Edward was the vampire. Poor Sam ended up being left with the Bride of Frankenstein. Crystal and I almost died when Jacob used his hands as claws and growled in time with the song and then Jasper started shaking his bush of an ass and gave us all a show. Alice screamed her love for Jasper and we all howled at the sight. I think Sam got the biggest cheer when he started prancing around like a lady and was shaking his 'boobs' at Emmett.

We all died laughing and the rest of the night passed like this. Alice and Rosalie got Leah, Crystal, Kate, Irina, and I up in front of all the guys to dance to The Time Warp from Rocky Horror Picture Show! I even sang and did a fake tap dance for Columbia's part and shook my boobs in Edward's face. Crystal played Magenta's part perfectly and Leah acted like Riff Raff. When that song ended Sweet Transvestite started up and Carlisle appeared acting like Dr. Frankfurter! Sam and Emily started acting like Brad and Janet and the rest was history. I think we ended up acting out the entire movie from memory.

The night wound down after that and soon the entire pack excused themselves and headed home. Edward and I made sure to tell everyone bye and then I caught him trying to cover up a yawn.

"Tired baby?" I asked as I laid my head on his chest, trying to cover up my own yawn.

"Apparently I am not the only one. Let's get you to bed Buffy," Edward said as he ushered me upstairs. I called out bye to everyone else over my shoulder and Edward and I headed to bed.

Edward started to remove his costume and went to pop off the acrylic fangs but I grabbed his wrists and stopped him.

"Baby…" I called out sweetly. "Leave them in please…I want my vampire."

"Love, you can have whatever you want," Edward said as he stalked towards me. He was in nothing but his pants and fangs at this point. I rolled my head to the side and exposed my neck for him. I was going to milk this for all it was worth.

"Bite me Edward!" I said as his mouth lowered over my neck.

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