AN: Whaaaaat? An update already? What is the world coming to? XxCatalinaxX makes me so happy with her reviews! Seriously, you're too sweet. So… more virtual glomps and pocky! And yes, it will be short again, but at least I'm updating. So… RESPECT MAH AUTHORATAH! Yeah… Imma shut now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or the amazing Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" (If you do not like either of these things, I now ask you to imagine me glaring at you and telling you none too politely to GET OUT!)
Warnings: Yaoi (but no lemons, I wouldn't be able to write that), swearing, and Mello (although he's Christian in this story)
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Both Pretty And Proud
Matt POV
I chuckled quietly to myself. My new roommate was ADORABLE! Too bad he seemed to be under the impression that he was straight. Puh-lease! No guy with such long, blonde, sexy, SEXY hair can possibly be straight, no matter how he tries to justify it. It was just a matter of time before he realized his love for me.
I made my way down the long corridor to the cafeteria (AN: Thank goodness for spell check…). I looked around for my friends, but it wasn't very hard to spot the loud, flamboyant group in the back left corner. "HEEEYYYY!" I shout, shrilly announcing my presence. "Hey, I heard you got a new roommate. What's he like?"
"Mello? Well… he thinks he's straight." I shook my head as I said this, showing that, of course, I didn't believe Mello as straight, not for one second. "But he's got this hair… long, angel blonde, PERFECTLY kept, plus it took I him FORVER to pull away when I tried to kiss him... I'm not crazy in thinking this guy is as straight as a rainbow, right?" Speak of the devil, and he shall appear. In walked Mello, looking awkward and confused, so of course, out of the kindness of my heart and not at all the desire to get into his pants, I waved to him and invited him to sit with me and my friends. Which he promptly refused. "No way am I sitting with you rainbow fish (AN: rainbow fish? … It was the kindest insult I could think of)!"
"Hey Mello! You know why you're so white? There's no sun in the closet!" my friend James shouted, making Mello blush a furious red before he turned and stormed off… in a very feminine matter might I add. "Haha! He'll come around soon… I just know it!"
AN: My spelling and grammar in this chapter are atrocious, and it's so freaking short! Also, if anyone says that Matt is out of character, I would like to remind you that Matt has no distinct character, therefore anything you say will be invalid, plus I am the author and therefore you will respect my authority. That being said, I live my readers, and an author who's stories I have read and love, Satan's Sweeties, has added my story to alert or favorites or something, which brought me much joy. Update soon. Reviews give me life, so click the little button and win my eternal love and a $20 giftcard to a store that doesn't really exist.
Love you like you're pocky (and believe me, that is A LOT of love),
BeautifulLie1313 (I'll give virtual ramen to anyone who gets the meaning behind my name)