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Tyger POV

I had nowhere to go. Well, one place to go, and I had to take it.

You IDIOT! I mentally yelled at myself. WHAT possessed you to do that?

I knew it was an idiotic, moronic, stupid to say in the least, thing to do.

I was there. The Volturi. I took a deep, useless breath, and went in.

The receptionist greeted me with a "Hi. What can I do for you?" I turned to her and she buzzed me in.

I flew through the halls and and stopped. I surveyed the room and started yelling, "You dickheads! What the FUCK is going ON?"

They all looked at me like they were deer caught in headlights. Even Aro, Caius and Marcus.

Marcus was the first to speak. "Well, as you so brilliantly put it, the 'fuck' is this newborn is angry at Felix for something."

"Yes, I fucking know that!" I yelled.

"Tyger, I can explain..." He was cut off by him...

"I don't give a shit! I was putting up posters of... fuck, fuck, fuck!" Him, Tim, aka my old boyfriend (!) yelled.

"Of who?" I asked, my voice silky smooth.

"You, Tyger...?" he whispered.

"Oh, are on you doin' a save the tigers thing? Cuz we don't support that thing here..."

"Tyger, what's happened to me, why am I here?" He was beaten, and he knew it.

"Tyger, who's that? You're gonna have to ask them..." I realized that everyone except Jane and Alec had gone.

"I know it's you, Tyger... The eyes..." I snapped to attention. Huh? I thought my eyes were red... Crap. I looked into the polished marble, and staring out at me were one topaz and one onyx. Oh god.

"Tyger what am I? I'm not human, I know that..." I looked at Jane and Alec for help, but none was received.

"A... vampire." I exhaled heavily, and looked at him for any comfort. None was received. Help me.

"A vampire." He scoffed. "Why am I here? A failed meal? Someone who is gonna die soon? Are you just using me? Am I just a toy to you? Were you like this all the time, or just after you disappeared? Was I in love with a vampire? Am I still?" Oh god. How will I explain this? To anyone?

Kagame's POV

We've ended outside the Volturi's lair.

"Are you sure?" Tagutchi asked Keade. She nodded back.

We took a deep breath and entered into the Volturi's lair. Stupidest thing I've done in my entire life.

Somehow we got to the main room where Tyger and some guy were kissing.

"Get a room." Keade muttered, then realized it was Tyger...

Tyger kicked the guy in the balls and started beating him up. Bi-polar much?

"Get off me you bozo! I said we broke up! The minute I changed. And I'm not getting back together with you, you player!"

"You are different! Tyger..."

"Different. Bet that's what you tell every girl who knows what you are! Go get some nice vampire slut, maybe Tanya in Denali, (who?) and go fuck with her. I want you out of my sight or I will murder you. And that's not illegal in the vampire world." She smiled a creepily evil smile.

Then she turned around and saw me.

"Kagame, why are you here?" she hissed

"Oh what, is that you new boyfriend?" The other guy sneered.

"As a matter of fact, yeah. My non player boyfriend." and she sashayed up to me and...

Kissed me?

I was so stunned for a moment, but then I kissed her back. I was feeling my senses dimming and everyone else feeling amazed, but I didn't care. She softly pulled off, and smiled, a soft, warm smile.

I registered Tagutchi, a renowned player himself, Keade, a very lesbian girl, and... the Volturi?

Shit.

Hehehe... cliffie! hope you like the kissing scene, I'm twelve, never been kissed. So I hope it's okay.

Luv ya!

Sunny