A door swung open and a secretary walked into the room.

"President Duff, you have a call on line one," he said. Then, turning to us, he screamed, "Ah, intruders! I'll alert security at once!"

I pulled out a gun and shot him dead. Stupid prep.

"Ah!" shrieked Hilary with irrational hysteria. "You just killed the Secretary of State!"

I laughed. Mike and Eva laughed, too.

"You're next," Mike said hotly.

Eva winked at me. She was looking so pretty!

I glared at the ugly president and pointed The Great Protector's wand at her.

"It's not too late for you, you know," garbled Hilary sinisterly. "You can put the weapon down, renounce your criminal accomplices, and still walk out of this alive."

"They're not criminals!" I shouted. "They're my friends."

"Don't think I don't know exactly who they are," she cackled condescendingly. "I would recognize the highly dangerous and deviant members of the Goff Council anywhere!"

We all gasped.

She pointed to Mike and Eva. "You're Mike Emmickle-Romantz, and you're Eva Nessens."

We all gasped again and put our hands over our mouths.

"All you're missing is Jared Goff, and we'd have the whole Goff Council!"

I screamed in horror. How could she even know the identity of the Supreme Goff!?

"We have to exfoliate you now!" I bellowed out.

It was finally kill time.

Mike and Eva reassuringly placed my hands in theirs. We were ready to obliterate the prep.

"Do or die," sang Mike.

"You'll never make me!" screamed Hilary.

"Because the world," sang Eva.

"Will never take," I sang.

"My heart!" sang Hayley from outside.

"Though it try, it'll never break me," sang Eva.

"We want it all!" announced Mike.

"We want to play this part," chanted the crowd outside.

"I won't explain, or say I'm sorry," sang Mike.

"I'm unashamed; I'm going to show my scars," sang Eva.

"Give a cheer for all the broken," sang Mike.

"So listen here, because it's who we are," I sang proudly.

"I'm just a man," Mike sang.

"I'm not a hero," sang Hilary honestly.

"I'm just a boy who had to sing this song. I'm just a man," sang Mike.

"I'm not a hero. I don't care!" shrieked Hilary.

"We'll carry on!" we all goffikly screamed.

I pointed The Great Protector's wand at President Hilary Duff, and calling out the immortal name, I angrily shooted.

"Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!"