The Marathonguy saves the Exmas
by Snarfette
Chappie 2
E'twas the night before Exmas, and not a creature was stirping, except Durendil and MarathonGuy and lots of Bob, who were celebreting Exmas by alliteratingly alliterating. "LOL Exmas is teh pWn", said Durendal, who was a lolAI. Bob wanted to whines about the lack of alliterating alliteration, but was interrupted by... death!
A stars' ship crashed in the celebretion, smashing lots of bob (who said, "see you startside" and "their everywhere!"). The Exmas three was also set on fire. It's not an Exmas celebretion interruption if the Exmas three is not set on fire.
So clone Maratonguy 1 said, "CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED because of death." and tried to kill Maraton guy with rocket lancher. The second clone tried to kill Maraton guy with dual pistol's. And yet, both failed! Marathonguy dodged the missile's and the bullets', and shot them with the Waste 'em shotguns, those that reload by flipping. But for several reasons he missed!
"Maraton guy, is not a marty sue because he missed with his guns!" commented Wise AI robot Thot with no one listening to him (he' still on Lawl'on and dead). But he was still wise!
"You two will not destroy Exmas!" MaratonGuy said to them, and the first answered "But" and the second said "we" and the first said "don't" and etc. etc. etc. they were spaeking alternating words between them since they were twins and all. What they said was "but we don't want to destroy Exmas", just that they took like an hour to say it. Marathonguy thought this was true, but Durendal said, "totally false LIKE LOL duhrrr", and Marathonguy was mandatad to believe it.
Suddenly, DURENDIL WAS RIGHT! Indeedy the Maraguy Cloanes were abnasconding with all the Exmas Cheer, and the Exmas Booze, and the Exmas Alliterations, and the Exmas presents, and the remains of the Exmas threeeeeee, and also some Bobs dressed as Grandfather Exmas, the typical festive person that implements the celebreation at Exmas! "You cannot abdescond with Grandfather Exmas bobs!" Maraguy said to his cloanes, because I want to kill bob"
And that is when a miracle happened...!
AN: Suspenseful suspense suspensly suspensing!