AN: Chapter 3! Oh and a time skip to book 36 a.k.a, chapter 326. Oh and I don't own naruto, but if I did, sasuke wouldn't have made it past the first chapter. Rewritten!
Breaking out of school chapter 3; intervention!
Troublesome was the first thing that came to mind as he saw the immortal man lunge to stab himself in the stomach. However, the action was stopped by a metal creature that quickly leapt from the tree's grabbing the scythe. As soon as it landed, a identical twin ran from the cover of the tree's and its 'hands' became blades of the purest steel. It ran through the circle scrawled on the ground, running the blades through, destroying the seal that binded the fallen jonin. 3 men leaped from the tree's and each split off, the man with eternal smile heading towards the fallen nin, whilst kira and Seijin each took to the immortal's of their choice. Seijin joined his metallic minions and grinned at the foul-mouthed Akatsuki member.
"Nice scythe...It's ours now!" he said giggling.
"Should I mune?"
"Yes you should Masa!"
"Oh thank you mune!" said the identical iron men...well steel.
Masa quickly absorbed the scythe into his body and caused the cursing man to curse even more.
"F%&k! Give me back my f%&king scythe you f%&kers!" he cried, cursing and tossing kunai at them, to no avail.
The metal one known as masa quickly formed a scythe made of the same metal as he, and was an exact of Hidan's scythe. Masa grinned and absorbed it again.
"Its mine now, right mune?"
"Yes it is masa!"
Hidan let out a string of swears that would make a mist-nin blush.
Seijin let out a sigh and quickly said, "Enough masa and mune. Let us finish it before he can redraw the cursed seal."
"Okay! Ready masa?"
"Always mune!"
both of them lept into the air and took the form of half of a blade, then fused into a single being.
Seijin lept up and grabbed his blade with a smile on his face.
"Come forth, hidan, and feel the sting of masamune!"
Hidan screams "F**K YOU!" and leap towards him, his rage blinding him to his own demise.
"Upon the angel within in me! Let us remove this horrid soul! Tengai, release!"
Suddenly, a man seemed to come forth from Seijin, with wings as pure as snow. He had white hair and carried a white bo staff, but oddly wore a black kimono. He gave a grin and quickly used his bo staff with great precision, knocking the man in each tenketsu point, shutting it down completely, while bruising the rude man and knocking him into a tree.
"Now upon the fires in the pits of hell, come forth Makura! " A man with skin as red as fire and wings only a demon could have came from Seijin's being. He wore a black kimono, a exact copy of Tengai's. He had a scythe made of black steel and wood, its edge jagged and stained with blood. His eyes were white as Tengai's wings which was odd to see. He quickly came at the man and tore into him with the scythe, but did not sever anything important.
"Now feel the sting of the blade that could fell any God!" he cried, leaping and stabbing the man in the chest, pinning him to the ground.
"Ha! Nothing can kill-urk!" he said, in false confidence, then found himself in pain he never felt before.
"You think your god will save you from a blade made of the bones of a shinigami? Now die!" spat the demonic Makura.
He felt himself fading away...it was an odd sensation, something he never wanted to feel...oh well, he thought, at least I'll be able to see pa again...and with that, the immortal had finally left this world and moved onto the next.
Over with Gin, he was currently healing the fallen nin, Asuma, whilst being yelled at by the irritating blonde. She was not a fun person. Why was she yelling? Because they didn't help right away. Women...
Kira, on the other hand, was having a irritating time with Kakuzu. Every time he unleashed a fire jutsu, that damned water mask would stop him with water wall.
"Enough of this!" he said, tired of this.
"Bring me your strength! Ryuujin!" he cried, and with that, he sealed Kakuzu's life.
There was a large sort of poof of smoke, and when it cleared, they were shocked.
What stood (or floated) in front of them was a nearly half a mile tall dragon. It stood (if it was on the ground) on four legs and had a set of wings each the size of the Hokage's office. It was a blood red in color, looking stained with its 'victims'. It carried golden orbs similar to Kira's, but was very feral looking. It gave out a growl and looked at the poor 5 hearted nin.
"TIME TO DIE BOY" it growled out simply.
With that, he drew in his breath and let leash a fireball that would have consumed the Hyuuga compound. Kakuzu was killed near instantly, lucky him. Kira quickly became his human self again, his clothes somehow surviving. (don't need a naked guy, got it bubs?)
Ino was the first to say it.
"WHAT THE F**K!"
he sighed tiredly and looked at his grinning brother in all but blood.
"Will he make it?"
"Does the fifth Hokage have big boobs?" he said, giggling stupidly. HE was quickly cracked in the head by both Ino and Seijin. "ow...bitch"
"Well then, I suppose we need to get home, yes?" he said, running through handsigns.
"Kuchiyoise no jutsu!" he cried, slapping his bloody hand on the ground.
With a poof of smoke a frog the size of akamaru(but they wouldn't know that) appeared. It was Stone grey and had big yellow eyes.
"Hey boss!" said Kaeruishi, Kira's personal and favorite summon.
"A toad? I thought only naruto and Jiraiya summoned those?" said a perplexed Shikamaru.
The frog huffed angrily. "I am a frog, not a toad! The toads live on the mountain, we live in the swamp below. Now shut up, boy!" said a disheveled frog.
"Ishi, just get us to leaf, and pronto." Said the lazy redhead.
With a huff, he allowed Asuma and his team on his back.
"What about you?" asked Choji, chip bag now in hand
"We will be there" with that, something amazing happened.
Each of them seemed to grow wings. Kira and Seijin's seemed to have slipped through holes in the back of their coats. Kira's wings are blood red and scaly, and had a great wingspan. Seijin's wings were odd. One was feathery and white, the other red and demonic. Gin just seemed to make wings out of chakra.
With that, they all left, headed to Konoha.
AN: done! And yes, this is the rewritten version