AN: chapter 5 is here! Oh and to tell you, I realize the school is used in maximum ride, but my version is much much worse. Oh and I love you hime! Don't ask….
I don't own naruto, but if I did, I would have Hinata be Naruto's first kiss.
Breaking out of school: chapter 5, the cat and the dragon
Kira yawned tiredly as he cast his line into the water, eyeing the water carefully. He was glad he had invented the chakra glue, something he made during his travels after escape from the school. He had picked up fishing by his father, who had brought him before what happened, however he always hated injuring the fish. So he set out to make harmless bait. He came up with the chakra glue, which would become sticky once he entered chakra into it. He had decided to test it and found great success. He had lathered some on Seijin's back before he went to sleep and he ended up being stuck there for a few good hours. He put it onto the chief frogs foot and he could not wrench his enormous foot off. Thus he now used it to fish. It was fireproof, waterproof, and would only release to his chakra.
Now at no point did he ever think to use it in battle, or in any other situation. It was fishing bait.
He yawned and flicked his rod, pulling out a large bass, which he released quickly and returned to fishing. He sighed and yelled out "You can come out now girl!"
Silence...
Silence...
"FUCK!" said a very angry teenager hopping out of a tree.
"You should be quieter, you move life a buffalo." He said, never turning his gaze from the water.
The girl was in a very skimpy mini-skirt and tube-top with a small trench coat on. She had brown hair and black eyes, and a very soft face that would show strength at the slightest temptation. Kira gave her a gaze and yawned. By her standing gait, she is a ninja, high class, and I can smell Feline on her...must be a relative of the Neko clan...
"Why have you been watching me since I arrived here, girl?" he said, returning to fishing, which pissed her off to no end.
"My name is Shima Uchiha and I want to fight you!" she said, taking a fighting stance.
"No"
She face faulted at this.
"WHY THE FUCK NOT!"
"Because I don't fight girls" he said, catching a large tuna which caused her to drool at the sight a such a large fish.
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fucking fight me!"
"No."
She growled and lunged at him, planning to make him fight. However, she stepped into the chakra glue he had left lying around and found her foot stuck. "what the?"
"hehe... amusing"
"Let me go!"
He lazily got up, his gait lazy and walked over to here, eyeing her for danger, or so he would tell himself.
"Don't fucking try anything you bastard or I'll kill you!" she cried, struggling to wrench her foot free.
He grabbed her head and looked into her eyes, which unnerved her. She activated her sharingan to intimidate him. In response he activated his Ryuuzagan, his pupils growing to become his entire eye, reminiscent of the byakugan. She winced and deactivated hers, realizing from what she saw that he could paralyze her.
"Whatever..." he yawned out, running chakra into the glue and freeing her. He turned her back (pissing her off) and continued to fish.
"Grrr..." she growled, unhappy about being ignored.
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"Fight me!"
"No."
"...I hate you."
He yawned and said nothing, eyeing the water.
"What do I need to do to get you to fight me?" she asked, plopping down next to him.
"Catch a bigger fish then me. Which you won't" he mused.
"Fine!" she said, snatching a rod from his bag and quickly became tangled In the line.
He sighed and freed her and she growled.
She flicked the rod and the line didn't move.
She flicked it again.
And again.
And again.
"This rod isn't working! Give me yours!"
He took hers and flicked it while releasing the catch, causing the line to fly out.
"Grrrrr..."
He yawned and kept fishing.
'what the fuck? He's yawned like 30 times, is he a insomniac or something?'
He flicked his rod, causing a fish the size of her to fly out and land next to kira.
"Beat that." He said, unsticking the glue and releasing the fish into the water.
"How the fuck can I catch something that big?"
"Exigo."
"What?"
"It means exactly in a dead language."
"Grrrr..."
"Or I'll fight you if you strip naked and dance the macerna" he said, with a perverse giggle.
"Pervert!"
"Yup. Wanna make something of it?"
"YES!" expecting a fight.
"Fine." He said, and with a perverse giggle he groped her and kissed her cheek, causing her to blush and scowl.
"*******!" she screamed, saying something that would make pein blush.
He yawned and sighed. "Fine...i'll fight you" he said, getting up and cracking his back.
"Yes!"
She got up and broke into a trained taijutsu stance, while kira just stood there, watching her.
"You first."
She nodded and came at him palming a kunai, intending to cut him up for groping her. However, when the kunai hit his chest, it snapped like a twig off of his chest, damaging his black shirt and nothing else.
She was too stunned to react when he grabbed her arm and tosses her into the pond with one hand, the other making a one handed seal
"Katon: fire grenade!" he said In a calm tone, spitting a tiny fireball the size of a peach.
It moved at a fairly slow pace compared to most jutsu's (like 20 mph) and she decided to just block it with a water jutsu.
"Suiton: water wall!" she said, a wall of water forming in front of her.
The ball hit the wall, and then did something unexpected (to her). Kira pulled his arm like he was holding a string and it exploded, consuming her wall and nearly consuming her, before she dove underwater.
She burst from the pond and swore.
"How the fuck did you do that?"
"A secret."
She growled and decided to try and end it with her trump: the mangeyko sharingan.
Her eyes burned for a moment as they activated and kira sighed.
She cried out just as kira cried out a reverse term.
"Amaretsu!"
"dragon katon:White fire wall!"
The black flames hit the wall of white fire and were absorbed with little consequence.
Kira took a huge intake and swallowed the flames.
"White fire barrage!" he cried as he spat balls of white flame, which caused her to dodge them.
"How?"
"Simple. The amaretsu is a flame. One copied from a dragon. It is the Second most powerful type of dragon flame. I can use the best."
She swore inwardly at this.
Before she could think of a plan, he had bit his thumb and rubbed it against his palm, where a small frog tattoo sat.
"Kuchiyoise no jutsu!" he said, slamming his palm against the ground.
"...eep!" she cried, getting as view of Kaeruishi, the mid-sized toad.
"Yo kira!" the frog bellowed with a deep booming voice.
"Ewww! Talking frog! So un-cute!" she cried, sticking her tongue at ishi.
"Hey, hey, hey" said a distraught kira," you saying this frog isn't cute?"
He repeated the action summoning a small green frog, with big eyes and a adorable smile plastered on his face. He looked around and saw Shima.
"Hi pretty lady!" he said, waving his hands around in a comic fashion.
"KAWAII!" she screamed, grabbing the small frog, completely forgetting about the fight.
"Thanks pretty lady!" he said, smiling as she scratched his chin, causing his foot to kick by itself.
"Uhhh...weren't we fighting?"
"Not anymore! I want him!" she said, pouting.
"Cute...' he thought, turning a silly red.
"Fine. If you prove your worthy, ill let you."
"YAY!"
he sighed.
"Anyway when My brothers get back with my clan home, you can live there.' He said, sniffing her.
"From the smell you haven't bathed in a while and have been taking dirtnaps." He said, giggling.
"...fine." she said, walking up to him and looking him in the eye.
"..."
she kissed him on the lips, blushing madly as she did.
"That's thanks."
"...okay."
They turned and left, leaving ishi to poof off and Iti crouched on Shima's shoulders as they walked away hand in hand
DONEEEEE!