An: chapter 10! Yeah I got double digits! Oh and watch for POV its important! I don't own naruto, bleach, toriko, bakuman or anything else.
Breaking out of school, chapter 10: fox and dragon!
Naruto POV:
Well this sucks, thought a disheveled blonde. No missions, so what now? Ask Sakura out? Nah, I'm kind of sick of her….Maybe go see Shikamaru, he's always a laugh with Temari around...I heard that Shikamaru has made friends with that new nin, the dragon container one. Maybe they could train! He thought happily and With that he headed off to Shikamaru favorite hill. Upon arriving, he saw a Red headed man laying down on the grass, who he guessed was Kira, and a black haired girl in a poking him constantly, with Shikamaru and Temari laughing at the scene.
"Get up!" said the odd girl
"no."
"Come on!" poke poke poke.
"no."
"…meanie."
What an odd couple, he thought smiling. Suddenly he heard a deep rumbling laugh from his gut. Kyuubi? What the hell is wrong with you? OH DEAR KAMI….OH THIS WILL BE GOOD! Said the kitsune, giggling madly.
Baka fox…
Suddenly the read head bolted up, looking at the blond Nin. "Hmmm….kyuubi?" he said, his golden eyes examining our favorite ninja.
"No its Naruto! I contain the baka fox!" he yelled, angry for being called him.
"Oh, so he was contained? Well how amusing. Now excuse me but Ryuujin wishes to chat!" he said, suddenly bolting up, his hand glowing orange, he flicked Naruto's head.
He tapped me on the forehead! How rude- was what came to mind, before he flew back, a red fox with nine tails the size of akamaru taking his place.
"Kyuubi?" naruto cried.
"Close…this is just his spirit, his chakra is still within you." Kira said lazily, before a man in a Dragon kimono jumped from Kira's body or so it seems. He had short white hair, and a long mustache, giving him a look of wisdom. His eyes were gold like Kira's but held a more feral look. The odd man begin to speak in a odd language in which kyuubi spoke as well. "What are they saying?" said Temari, curious as why they were seeing this odd sight.
"I don't know, and don't care" he said lazily, laying down tiredly.
"Hey baka fox! What are you doing?" said the hyper shinobi, but was ignored.
"So….Madara did that eh? Well I regret giving the rinnegan to the sennin… " The wise man said, speaking English suddenly(or Japanese whatever!)
"Hmm…so you agree?" said the kyuubi in his rumbling voice.
"Hai. No excuse me." And with that both disappeared.
"What the hell was that!" cried the blonde, sick of being ignored, and got a response from the barely dressed girl.
She Threw several kunai at him, aiming to maim him, but were blocked with a kunai of his own. "Crazy lady!" he said, dodging more kunai
"Hey Hinata!, Come out of that tree!" kira said, eyes closed.
"EEP!" she cried, falling out of the tree she was perched in.
Why was she in the tree? He thought.
"So you have a crush on the blond boy eh?" he said getting up.
"EEP!" she said, passing out, bright red.
"She…has a crush on me?" he said, shocked.
"Yup. She has a erratic heartbeat around you."
"Really?" he said, disbelieving.
"Ill prove it to you!" he said, walking over to the lavender eyed girl, who was slowly waking up.
In Naruto's voice he said " Hey Hinata-chan? Want a kiss?"
"EEP!" she said, passing out with a mild nosebleed.
"Told ya." He said, laying down on the hill again
"That wasn't nice!" the girl said, knocking him in the head.
"Women…." Said one of the slackers.
"Are troublesome" said the other
They then moved to avoid a hail of shuriken and wind, provided by there girlfriends, even if they wouldn't admit it.
"So…you should bring her out sometime." He said, eyes closed.
"Should I?" he said to himself.
"Well she's nice, a good ninja and has a huge-" he moved to avoid Shima's fist "I was going to say heart! Dear kami!" he sighed out.
"Well I suppose it couldn't hurt. That's settled ill bring her out on a date!" he said happily.
Oh god he wants to go out with me! What should I do, What should I do! I need to get up and- "Ill pick you up at 6 okay Hinata-chan?" he heard her crushes voice in her ear.
"…hai." She squeaked out.
AN:That's all folks!