An: Chapter 17! What to do... I know! An Omake! F your wondering, a omake is usually a humorous mini story that tell you nothing new (but it will) or progresses the story. Anyway it will involve naruto and kira, a peephole, and every Kunoichi in Konoha. *rubs hands together evilly* this will be fun!
Chapter 17: Accidents happen!
A day off, how nice, he thought, glad to be able to relax. After the Fiasco with the protection mission, he could use it. It turns out that the Bridge builder Tazuna had lied, and someone had a grudge on him. Apparently, him and several Konoha Nin ended up killing this mans father, and he had attacked. What had surprised him was 1 of the 3 A-ranked Nin who attacked were killed by his genin. Rukia had put a genjutsu on him and Kata, making it seem like the mans sword had killed Kata. In reality he had used a substitution and snuck up on him. What surprised them even more was that he had learned partial transformation, and had turned his hand to a blade and gutted the Rogue Nin. He was pleased by their progress and had rewarded them with lunch for the month, which they were quite happy with.
Anyway at this point he was wandering with naruto, who was told no training by his new girlfriend who had become much more outspoken. He looked over to his friend who now had a new jutsu under his belt courtesy of Kira. The Fuuton: Kamikaze or divine wind was a powerful wind that could send tress flying. "Yaaawwwwnnn... what to do..." said the blonde Nin, irritated with the lack of training.
"Hmmm... well I have no clue..." he sighed then turned and looked at a wall nearby, hearing giggling, "hm?" he said inquisitively. He saw a hole in the wall and decided to look.
"AHH!" he cried, shocked at what he saw. It turned out they were next to the bathhouse and he had looked in on the girls side.
Naruto POV
"What is it?" he said, turning from getting into a staring contest with a passing rabbit.
"PERVERTS!" cried voices and Kira made haste to run. "Run you blonde bastard!" Kira cried, moving at a speed nearly on level with lee's.
He took his advice and ran, not a moment too soon as the Kunoichi had somehow become dressed within those ten seconds and had burst through the wall, Weapons drawn.
Kira POV
SHIT SHIT SHIT! He thought knowing he was in trouble.
"What are we gonna do? There must have been every kunoichi in there!" naruto cried, running like the kyuubi was on his ass.
"Im going to summon A frog!" he said running through hand signs.
"Kuchiyoise no Jutsu!" he cried, a yellow frog the size of a shed appearing.
"KaeruHayai! Lets go!" he said hoping on the frogs back, carrying his fellow sage onto him. (hayai means quick)
the frog bolted and moved at an incredible rate, causing Naruto to scream at the sudden movement. Their flight from the ladies was short however, because they had shunshin'd around and had surrounded them in a training ground. Hayai looked around and poofed away causing Kira to curse the frog.
"Oh shit..." said both men in unison.
"Well time to test it out, I don't know if it will work though...Shadow sneak!" he said, disappearing into the shadow of a tree.
Naruto POV
"Bastard! What can I...oh wait!" he said, grinning at the memory of the escape jutsu he had learned from said bastard.
"Swamp of the underworld!" he cried, slapping his hands against the ground.
Quickly the area became a swamp, the kunoichi now waist deep in it, screaming profanities. He was glad he had taught him this, it was useful. He then decided to run, knowing it will only hold them for 10 minutes top.
Kira POV
"...AHA!" he cried, bursting from the shadows on the ground.
"That was difficult. Good thing Shikamaru taugh me it..." he said, dusting himself off and looking around. He had, with luck, found the shadow of a tree on the otherside of town
"Whew...i got to remember to never look through a hold in a bath house again-"
"WHAT!" screamed Shima, who had been napping in a tree.
"Uhh...i can explain..." he said, backing up.
"Oh really?" she said, her feline traits growing.
AN: this aint the end just gotta say it. Shima contains a feline demon, not unlike 2 tails. Anyway I told ya! (end of AN)
"Uhhh...AIIIEEE!" he screamed, running away from his neko girlfriend.
Naruto POV
"Hnata-chan save me!" cried our blonde hero, diving through her window.
"EEK!" she cried and looked at naruto who had dove under her bed covers.
"Save me!" he said, his head poking out of the bed sheets. He then realized Hinata was naked. He then got a nosebleed.
"uhhh...woops..." he said, diving under the covers to hide his 'excitement'.
"Naruto... you you...ERO-BAKA!" she cried, running into the bathroom to change.
"Sorry Hinata-chan..." he said, peeking from the covers and yelping.
It seems this event had alerted a certain clan head.
"Why are you in my daughters bedroom?" Hiashi said as calmly as possible.
"Uhhh...wrong room?" he said meekly
"Well you must pay for your insolence. 64 palms!" he said calmly once more, striking naruto 64 times.
"OWWWW!" he cried out and leapt out of the window, screaming murder.
"Stupid naruto- where did he go?" she said, looking at the empty room disappointedly.
KIRA POV
"Owowowowoow..." he said, as Gin healed his various Claw marks.
"Shut up big baby." Said the grinning boy.
"Uhhh...sorry Kira-kun..." she said meekly, feeling embarrassed at what she had did.
"Its okay...Ill punish you later" he grinned, and winked and she blushed deep red.
AN: DoNe!