Sorry, I don't have time to thank you all individually for your reviews, so….. *gives everyone a big huge hug at once* THANK YOU! That is all.

My orchestra (I play the viola) is playing this song in our concert soon, and I hear this version in my head every time we play it!

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Harry covered his ears with his pillow. Not again. The twins were singing Christmas carols with their own weird twists again. This time, they were right in the hallway that was the very middle of Hogwarts, and had amplified their voices so even if you were deaf you could hear them. And it was 2:00 in the morning.

"Voldemort, the snowman
Was a crazy evil soul
With a corncob pipe and a slited nose
And two eyes that looked into Hell

Voldemort, the snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day

There must've been some magic in
That old long stick they found
For when they placed it in his hand
He began to fly around

Voldemort the snowman
Was as alive as he could be
And the children say
He could cackle and scare
Just like he did to you and me

Voldemort, the snowman
Knew the wizards were powerful that day
So he said let's run and create some mayhem
Now before I get obliviated

Down to Hogwarts
With the Elder wand in his hand
Flying here and there creating death everywhere
Taunting kill me if you can

He flew through Hogwarts
Right to Harry Potter
He only paused and moment and
Harry Potter heard him say, Avada Kedavra

Voldemort the snowman
Was a crazy evil soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes that looked into Hell

Voldemort the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But sneered goodbye
Saying don't you cheer
I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Voldemort go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow!"

Harry sighed, relieved that it was finally over. In the bed next to his, Ron groaned, "One of these days, I'm going to kill those bloody idiots."

"I think You-Know-Who will first." Seamus mumbled from across the room.

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All done!