Yami: Great I think they're both finnaly dead. Now we can delete this stupid story-
Sorry were both were still alive. Me because well it turns out too many bones were broken in my body before so I couldn't brake anymore. And Scarlet because she decided to use me AS A HUMAN SHEILD!
Scarlet: Hey, because of that I was able to live with just a couple of broken bones.(with both arms in cast plus foot in a cast)
THERE ARE NO ESCUSES!
Scarlet: Aw, get over it you crazy.
Crazy, (creepy voice) you have'nt seen the meaning of crazy...yet.
Yami: Ok...Wait what are you going to got to us in this chapter.
Yugi: Yeah, I've been through enough torture.(hiding behind Yami) I mean at least I'm still here!
Scarlet: Yeah your here, for now...(even creepier voice)
Yami: What the freak does that mean? (ready to kill)
Woah, woah, woah. I bet we can make a compromise!
Yami: A compromise, like that's going to happ-
(sigh)You get to do that one thing that you always wanted to do to the yaio fans, to get even with them for all those sick fanfictions.
Yami: (stops mid sentence) Really? (evil smile)
Yugi: Wait, what is Yaio? (looks innocently to everyone) Were me and Yami in it?
Scarlet: ...(takes hold of Yugi by shoulders) One day you'll know when your older.
Yugi: Oka- Wait, I'm freaking 16-18 years old in the anime and in my late 20's in Gx!
Davi: When can I come in with my talking part?
Scarlet: NEVER!
Davi: What did I do?
Scralet: Your the reason I can't attend to my daily killings!
Random teenager: Dude, I got a test tommarow! You can't kill me, please!(being held by Scarlet)
Scarlet: Well, since I'm weakened... I'll spare you. (drops guy, who runs away) See I can't properly kill anybody because of you!
Davi: Isn't that good news?
Scarlet: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! (rips off both casts) DIE! (jumps towards Davi who isn't looking that way)
Davi: Oh, a flower! (bends down and Scarlet soars over her head and flys to who knows where)
Wow, I saw that coming but I didn't expect it to go that way. (Scarlet's screaming fading into the background)... anyway people plaease review, it's the only way I know you still read this, sure I know hundreds see this but I only know who reads if you review. Also I like to thank Luna Vampire Princess for being someone that always review each chapter of this story and for being my first reviewer on this story! (crys) It warms my heart, warms my heart!
Yami: Ok, since your crying I'll do the disclamer. Diaclaimer: If Mystery Agent own this there would be only brother/father relationships between me and Yugi.(eye twiching)
Hey, I'm only letting you do this because I have to. Everyone deserves their own free opinion and-
Yami: Sorry deals done, just write already!
Yugi: I still don't know what Yaio is! What is-
ONTO THE STORY!
(I rules)
Yami's Pov
Bakura was still laughing evily as I wondered exactly what he had in store for us.
His laughing, if you could call it that, finnaly haulted as he looked up.
"Pharoah, I can't believe you fell for my trap. It's almost dissapointing." Bakura stared straight at me, as I simply glared at him. I had to resist the urge to ball my hands into fists, as to not harm Yugi.
"Well since your not being talkitive, why don't we begin. Of cource, first I should set up the stakes." Bakura stated, as shadows suddenly grabbed at my millenium puzzle plus his millenium ring.
"Oh, wait that's not all. We seem to be missing another thing." I was shocked at what Bakura said, what exactly else could he mean.
Bakura seemed to know this saying, "You don't know yet? I guess I should show you." Bakura grinned evily when he started to glow, then Ryou was pulled out from him, unconcious. The black shadows formed bindings around Ryou's wrists plus ankles, that's when I realized what he meant.
"NO! You never anything about wagering innocent people! Especially not my light!" I stormed as I pulled Yugi closer to me. (I'm not even going to say what this isn't.)
Bakura began to chuckle, shaking his head in disappointment.
"We never agreed on anything at all, pharoah. The only thing you agreed on is dueling me in a shadow game, which tenically means you must agree to the rules and stakes I thought of." Bakura chuckle turned into a full blown crazed laugh at his trap that I was sadly, apparenty still falling for.
I realized that I had caused a terrible mistake of not making him promise not to do any harm to innocent bystanders!
"I guess this is dawning on you currently so I'll finish the stakes." Bakura gave the shadows the commanding, they immediately lurched straight at me.
I tried to dodge them, but its hard to dodge shadows in the shadow realm.(Oh, the irony!)
One headed straight toward me, there wasn't enough time to move, I could only know what was coming.
The blow tossed me through the floor, forcing Yugi out of my arms.
We skidded in opposite directions, as the shadows listened to the command.
"This is such fun, I wish I could watch it forever but you know what they say, 'all good things come to an end eventually'. " Bakura stated and I threw a glare in his direction when I heard Yugi cry out.
"Yugi!" I cried out as the black tentackles pulled him away, while Yugi struggled to break away.
I lifted myself up, though Yugi was already suspened in the air by the shadows.
"Stop this!" I yelled at that creature that dared to even be called Bakura.
Bakura again answered, "Why? The game hasn't even been completely told. Don't you want some false hope that you can save everyone or I could let you duel blind. It's your choice?" he smiled a cold smile.
I don't like this already. I reluctently sat on the chair provided by the shadows.
"Much better, pharoah. Now let me explain this game of ours." I already felt uneasy at what Bakura stated and he hadn't even said the rules yet.
"The game will not be a regular Duel Monsters challenge, instead I invented my own game. In this game each of us will lay out all the card we have, face down. Each turn we must pick a card at random, a monster card is a point for you, a trap card is a negative. You can win by getting 20 poins...or lose by getting 14 negaties."
"That's all?" I interrupted in disbelief, for I expected a more complicated game.
When I saw Bakura's face though, I soon regreted speaking. "No, it's not. This where our stakes come in, which I forgot to add something to." With the rise of his hands, box shapes covered our lights, Yugi tried to say something when he was gagged by a shadow.
I couldn't see through the box at all, which is when I panicked inwardly.
Now I wouldn't be able to see any thing that could cause harm to Yugi or Ryou.
"What is the meaning of this?" I was confused plus feared for Yugi's safety.
"Well stop speaking so I can tell you." Bakura ordered as I again slowly retook my seat.
"As I was saying the stakes come in to our game, in a truely immportant way. Each one of us are allowed to replace ourselves with one of the hosts, forcing them to duel in our place, taking damage or earning our points for ourselves." I nearly killed Bakura right there at that rule, yet I held back instead I hissed, "What!" Bakura seemed thrill that he struck a nerve, though he continued on as if I said nothing. "They will have to do it all for us. Another thing is in each box a host will be contained along with a millenium item. Those boxes are covered because they will constantly switch around, without us knowing. In the end it doesn't matter who wins, for the twist to this game is whatever millenium item, whatever the host, if they are not in the box on the winners side, each will be lost to the shadows along with the loser!" Bakura triumphly declared as I stared speachless.
No matter who wins or loses, at least two souls plus a millenium item will be lost! "This is insane!" I was now able to regain my voice to state my thoughts again.
"Well, I'm not finnished yet. Don't be grim, I knew the risks applied to me too, so I purposely added two cards that could either save you or destroy all the hope you have." Bakura waited as if for a dramatic pause then continued, "There is only one card that can give you an instant win in the game plus allow you to choose what millenium item along with a host shall be on your side when you win...that card is Swords of Revealing Light." That gave me some hope but the next thing he said crushed my new found hope as Bakura continued.
"The next card though would cost you to lose it all, forcing an instant lost. This card would be any spell card that you happen to pick. Being more likely that you will pick a spell card than the one Swords of Revealing Light." Bakura finished as he let the rules sink in.
These rules seemed completely impossible to win on either side. Either way someone would win but the winner in the end, might be the one that lost it all.~
Bakura's Pov~
We both set our cards onto the table, as this game of mines began.
"First is my turn, since its my challenge." I said as the pharoah glared at me in responce, though I ignored it.
Quickly, I flipped a card on the pharoah's side, which to my luck was a monster card though weak plus useless.
Why would he even keep such a card. My mind shouted at me for it was Kuriboh.
At least I still get a point. I knew the risks of making such rules, I knew they applied to me as much as the pharoah... of cource he didn't have the advantge of having the knowledge of my new game.
My attention was brought back to the game when the pharoah flipped a card that earned him a point too.
"Seems this game isn't as hard to beat as you made it, Bakura." The pharoah stated with confidence, that I hoped to destroy.
The pharoah should be shaking with fear, yet he wasn't even with the stakes!
"Well, pharoah keep saying that. Just know that you wont be saying that by the end of this game." I spat back in furry.
Now it was my turn again, this time I tried one on my side of the board. I snatched a card, again getting another monster card.
"Seems like another point for me, pharoah." He didn't answer but I could have sworn I saw him grimace. He picked a card on his side, though unlike me he picked a spell card.
Things were again turning in my favor, yet I knew I had to crush him as much as possible, for the pharoah would rise back up if I didn't.
No matter what, I wasn't going to ruin my perfect plan by something as stupid as my own ego.
"Pharoah, I think its time to use a rule of mines, to my own gain." He looked confused as smirked in triumph.
I pulled the person, whoever it was in the box behind, out to take my place.
It didn't matter to me what happened to them but I knew it did to the pharoah.
I hadn't looked back to see who it was, though from the way the pharoah eyes widened I got a great guess.~
Yugi's Pov~
My mind didn't completely register what had happened, for it happened so quickly.
One moment I was being carried by Yami, the next minute I was forced harshly to the ground.
I was still injured, making the landing hurt even more.
The shadows had began to attack me, I couldn't fight back as I was pulled away.
Right before I was completely taken I tried to speack to Yami when I was gagged.
It didn't really matter because I wasn't sure what I was going to say anyway.
I slightly attempted to try to move my limbs, of cource it didn't work.
From what I could see, I was surrounded in a box of pure darkness.
There was no way to know what was happening on the outside.
Just my luck... I didn't know how long it had been, yet I suddnely felt myself being pulled by some force.
What is happening to me? The next thing I knew, I was outside my shadowed prison.
"Yugi!" I reconized that voice.
"Yami!" I saw across this table to see my Yami on the other side, staring at me in shock.
I was about to run over to him when I found my hands shakled to the board.
"What-" I stuttered in shock when cruel arms yanked me back from the shoulders.
"I guess this one was on my side. The one I was hoping for too." It was Bakura, I tried to break away, even if I knew escape was futile.
"Now, Yugi, I thought you'd be happy to see me." His grip tightened, causing me to wince in pain.
"Well since you don't know the rules of the games, why don't I tell you. In short, you have to duel for me, gaining me points or taking damage."
"WHAT!" I cried out, I couldn't, there was no way I could do that to Yami for such a purpose.
"No, I can't and won't!" I yelled my thoughts to Bakura, temporarely forgetting what type of person I was talking to.
"Doesn't matter what you want, your still going to have to do it." Bakura calmly stated as he pulled me to the board, causing me to stumble.
"This isn't right Bakura!" Yami stormed in rage as he continued, "You shouldn't force him to fight me, it just isn't right! I wont allow it!" Yami boiled as he began walking over to us when the shadows quickly held him back.
"What-" Yami started in confusion when Bakura interrupted.
"This is one of the rules I made and you of all people should know what happens if you break the rule in a shadow game." Bakura had a threatening undetone as a warning.
"Unless you want to forfit, pharoah. Of cource that would leave me with a millenium item plus a hikari on my side, which you should know who it is." Bakura pulled me back towards him, to imphaze it was me he was talking about.
That stopped Yami from fighting off the shadows holding him back, for he probally realized I would be the one stuck with Bakura.
"No words of comeback, pharoah. I guess we'll continue then." The pharaoh glared at Bakura but I knew him well enough that inside he was felt helpless.
I was dragged out of my thoughts when the chains on my wrists pulled me foward, towards the game.
"Go ahead, little Yugi, pick a card. I mean the pharoah may play duel monsters for you, yet I have a feeling that your skills may even suprass that of your Yamis'. You might even be the one to bring the downfall of the pharoah." Bakura's words sent chills down my back.
"I can't!" I tried to break free, yet I suddenly felt a weird sensation fall over me.
"Yugi, just pick a card." I heard a voice through my mindlink and it wasn't Yami's
Bakura!" I shouted through the mindlink when I felt compled to pick a card again, though this time my hand hovered over the cards.
"Yes it's me, little Yugi. Now I get to tell you what to do." That was Bakuras' voice I heard, as I no longer cared who I was dueling against, only feeling as if this was an oppenet I was facing regularly.
I looked over the board to decide which one to pick, using my own dueling skils.
This was nothing like I was a minute ago, though I still didn't care anymore.
"Yugi, what's wrong with you." Yami called out, noticing my strange behavior.
"He is just dueling what I told him, you know with that little collar of his, it seems he's my own little pet." Bakura smirked, waiting for Yami's answer.
"How could you? Yugi is no pet to anyone, he's a human being!" Yami raged on, though the shadows still held him back.
"Doesn't matter what you say because currently he doesn't even know he is dueling you, just that he is dueling someone he should defeat. Basically not hesitanting anymore to give you all he's got." Bakura smirked, a smirk that showed how much glee Yami's pain was causing him.
"Bakura, why does he have to be tortored for something he took no part in? I'm the one your after!" Yami tried to convince Bakura to leave me alone, while I stood still waiting for Bakura's command.
"It is true that he has done nothing to me, though the fact that you care for him so much, causes him to have to suffer". Bakura answered as Yami was about to use logic against him, of cource Yami was never given a chance.
"Anyway, this a duel not a talk show so let Yugi continue," Bakura petted my head as he announced my command, "Pick a card, pet." I didn't care what he did, instead I flipped a card up.
"Dark Magican, how ironic." Bakura stated, naming the card that had just pulled him into a lead of Bakura with three while Yami had zero points.
"Okay, it's your turn, pharoah. You get the chance of causing your friend harm, before I put him bak in his his cage." Bakura was talking about me when his control swept off me.
"I..." Yami looked like he was crushed.
He had been given two choices, risk harming the one he sworn to protect or skip a chance of pulling through.
I wanted to help him, maybe even only giving him comforting words, yet I was as lost as Yami.
"Go ahead pharoah, choose." Bakura tempted while thoughts flooded my mind.
Yami, will pull through. I know he will...he has too.
While I tried to convince myself of this, somehow I felt doubt as the shadows seemed to grow even darker.
Wow, I can't believe i took me like almost 4 weeks to type this.
Scarlet: Balme it on school, blame it on school.
Yami: Well since this is done, I think I should be allowed to do something.
...Yeaaah, weeeeel, It not exactly what I stand for. I mean, everyone should have their own opinion even if I don't agree with-
Yami: (millenium bazooca clicks in palce, aimed at Mystery Agent) What were you saying? (cocks head to side with phycotic smile)
(eyes wide) Uh... I was saying let me just say the warning to the readers.
WARNING: THIS DOES NOT CONTAIN THE VIEWS OF THE AUTHOR BUT A RANDOM PERSON SHE ASKED. AND NO WE ARE NOT A TV COMMERCIAL THAT TELLS YOU THAT THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME OPINION OF A SPECIAL PROGRAM THEY ARE SHOWING...EVEN IF THEY ARE SHOWING A SPECIAL PROGRAM ON THEIR CHANNEL WHEN THEY 'SUPPOSENLY' DON'T AGREE WITH THE PROGRAMS' VIEWS. THIS IS A STORY, THIS IS DIFFERNET!
Yami: I'm going to enjoy this! (clicks millenium bazooca in place, again)
Scarlet: Now that's the Yami I likes! (follows suit with a millenium blaster)
Scarlet and Yami: (Both enter a palce with the enterance saying "WELCOME TO THE YAIO CONFERENCE ROOM: Enter all Yaio fans)
Yugi: What will Yami and Scarlet do? Will anyone tell me what the heck Yaio is? Plus who in the world is Davi?
Davi: I'm right here. (still innocent)
Yugi: Seriously, who the bleep is she? (points to Davi)
Mstery Agent out~