Ch.11

Royce was still in his office, reading the file, when he heard laughter coming from his mom's office. Amaya was still wandering the halls. He walks down to his mom's office and sees her and Azure laughing. Amaya heard the laughing and walked over '..The hell?' 'What's so funny?' Azure couldn't answer because she was laughing to hard. 'We were talking about the day Roy had wore a mini skirt and Ed wore a banana suit.' Amaya looked at them both like they were crazy. 'Back before Roy and I got together, we thought we were cousin, and Ed and Azure were dating, she and I were waiting for Roy to leave his house. When he did, she and I went exploring and I got the thought of what he would look like in a mini skirt. I went upstairs and in his closet I found a mini skirt. I told Azure about it and when Roy got home, I made him dress in it.' 'It was funny yet scary at the same time.' 'You passed out.' 'Exactly it was scary.' 'Right anyways, Azure then convinces Ed to put on a banana suit which he does.' 'Then I got him to flail around saying banana power.' 'And all of us; Azure, Roy, and myself, are rolling on the floor laughing our ass off.' Azure grinned 'If you say anything about it now, he gets pissed.' 'Oh and then there's the time I stuck Ed onto the ceiling the night of his 17th and my 22nd birthday.' Azure started laughing again and Amaya stared '…You both are weird.' 'Honey, when you reach my age and suffered under Lt. Col. Bastard, you tend to have fun.' 'I still say weird…but… I do want to see my dad's reaction when I ask him about the banana suit thing.' This made rain howl with laughter. Amaya smirked evilly and ran towards her dad's office. 'Did dad have an obsession with mini skirts?' Royce asked. 'It was more like tiny mini skirts.' Azure snickered. A shout could be heard from the outside. Azure looked up. 'I think she asked him.' Rain said snickering. 'I believe so.' Royce poked his head out of the office and saw Ed red in the face. 'Yep.' Azure started laughing again. 'Oh another good one was every time I sat on roy lap or even laid on it, Azure would shout happy fun time.' '…I still do that.' 'True.' Amaya comes back into the office, snickering. 'You asked?' Roy said. 'Yes.' 'What did he say?' 'A bunch of random curses.' Royce snickered. Rain just laughed. Azure started laughing again. 'That's your husband.' Rain said laughing. 'Yep~' 'The final fight at the end was the best memory ever.' 'Heh yeah.' 'What fight?' Royce asked. 'Yeah what fight?' Amaya asked. 'The fight between Homculus and your father, roy, myself, Azure, Al, and Jason, plus Teacher.' '…Oh.' 'Wait, did you say uncle Jason?' 'Yeah, she did.' Azure said. 'He was useful for once?' 'Yes. It was scary.' 'Very.' Amaya blinked 'I can't see him being helpful…ever.' 'Yeah well the scary part is your mother and I were both pregnant and fighting.' 'Yeah…' 'She was three months along and I was a month along.' 'It was fun.' Azure smirked. 'And the other best part was kicking Roy's ass when I returned.' Azure laughed and Amaya asked 'Why did you go kick his ass?' 'We got engaged before the war then I had to leave for a while and when I return, in Ed and Azure's room, I found out from Ed that Roy got engaged with someone else. I went and kicked his ass, made his fiancé past out, went home and made love with him again, then we got married.' '…Oh.' 'Of course your mother is telling me to stop fidgeting because im in a dress and I hate dresses.' '..Dresses are evil demons from hell.' Azure muttered. 'That they are.' 'What was the fight about?' Royce asked. 'Stuff.' Azure said sarcastically. 'Like I said it was a fight between Homculus and us. We won thanks to me again for opening the gate for the third time.' Rain just grinned. '…Why did you get into a fight with Homculus?' Amaya asked. 'Because Father, their creator, was going to open the gate and get full power. Plus Bradley was one of them and I fought against him and my father wasn't going to let Father get away with what he did.' 'You said you opened the gate three times?' 'The first time is because Father made us and that cost Roy his vision so I reopened it to take my vision and give his back. The final time was the defeat of Father and the reason I left.' Rain sat on the windowsill and looked out the window. 'Not a day goes by that I don't regret my decision. Sometimes I hate being blind but other times I put myself into other people's shoes.' 'I told you would start hating being blind after a while.' 'I know. I still cant decide which is worse: being blind or having your automail inserted in your nerves?' 'Dunno, never had automail so I cant say.' 'Defiantly automail.' Royce said. Rain stuck her tongue out. 'Oh and we loved to cause trouble for Roy.' 'It was fun as hell.' 'What did you do?' Royce asked. '…Mostly just steal his gloves.' 'And make things explode.' 'It was fun.' 'Also we fought the palm tree.' '…I still wanna know if he grows coconuts off his hair…' 'He's also a cross dresser.' 'Yup.' 'Then there's the fat thing.' '…Fatteh McFATFAT.' That sent Royce into a fit of laughter. Azure just grinned. 'My favorite was the second time I got to beat the crap out of Roy.' Amaya deadpanned 'Why the hell did you beat him up so much?' Rain shrugged. 'It was my assessment and I was pissed off because he was flirting with someone in front of his girlfriend.' 'Then I got to punch him in the face :D' Azure grinned. 'Plus there was the fight with Gree-Ling.' '…Who nearly killed me once.' 'The first time we fought him, she wanted to kill him with a letter opener.' 'Cause im special like that.' 'She got knocked out so I fought him off then poured water on her.' '…Then I nearly killed you for the water thing.' 'And I hid in Roy's closet.' 'And I called Roy a donkey :D' 'When he opened the closet, I fell out.' Rain grinned. 'Then your father and I got together.' 'Cause I left the house saying Go have happyfuntime.' 'But she came back later.' Amaya just stared '…Your lives were extremely weird and random before we were born, weren't they?' 'Yep.' Rain shifted a bit. 'Plus there sparkles.' 'You mean Armstrong?' Amaya asked. 'He's given the name, sparkles.' 'Oh.' 'Plus torturing Jason.' Azure snickered. 'That's STILL entertaining.' 'Yeah and I threw him off the church.' Amaya snickered. 'He tried singing I Believe I Can Fly then I rolled a big rock on him.' Amaya started laughing. Both Ed and Roy walked in. Azure looked at them. 'Hai.' 'Hai, what are you guys laughing about?' Ed asked. 'Absolutely nothing.' 'You belong in a banana suit.' Amaya said. Rain and Roy were snickering. Azure started snickering and Amaya just grinned. 'Shut up and Amaya I told you, im never doing that again.' 'Whyy nooooott?' 'Because I said no dammit.' 'But whhhhhyyyy?' 'Amaya just shut up.' Royce said. 'Hmph' 'Are you pouting?' 'No.' 'Liar.' 'Am not.' 'Are.' 'Not.' 'Kids shut up.' Ed said. 'No you.' 'Amaya!' Ed said in a warning. Amaya went quiet. Ed sighed. You're an idiot. No im not. Back talking to your dad, yeah you're an idiot. …Shut up. Bite me. Rather not. Royce just laughed. Amaya just glared at him. He just smiled. I win :3. … Ha, that shut you up quick. Shut up. No can do squirt. … :D. Meh. Ha. Amaya growled. Down girl. Amaya just glared. 'Royce, behave.' Rain said. 'Dang bitch.'

WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW?

Azure: DUNNO

Amaya: …I still say dad should wear a banana suit again

Viper: LMAO

Ed: No!

Star: xD

Azure: YES!

Rain: That means roy has to wear the mini skirt

Azure: xDDDD

Viper: So it's settled then

Star: This is going to be fun

Roy: Not for me

Star: Never said it would be for you

Roy: D: