This time, I must concede credit for number 8 partially to my friends from Chimeras. I forget exactly who started that, but you know who you are!
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8) Send someone to a therapist.
"EN-vy!"
"Quiet down, chibi, or they'll hear us!"
9) See a shrink for real.
Even though Sloth dragged Wrath to the shrink, the fires only got worse...
10) Prank call Military officers.
The attempts to find out what kind of fiend would do such a thing were halted when the phone traces went into the Fuhrer's lines...
11) See a shrink... again.
"All my life, I've hated him for abandoning me!"
"Uh huh, and how does that make you feel, Envy?"
"... Shut up, Lust."
12) Pretend to be a shrink.
"MUSTANG, WHY DOES THIS SHRINK GUY KEEP CALLING ME?"
Little did they know all they had to do was look outside the window at the suspicious dog to figure out where the soliciting calls were coming from.
13) Assign a "friend" to be a shrink.
Edward had never been more pissed at the underlying joke, especially when Envy was his first patient.
14) Become a State Alchemist
Envy wore his watch around for a whole entire month before it got confiscated because he got caught using his "alchemy" to chain Edward to the wall and set the Military bathrooms on fire.
... 'Til next time!