A/N: Wow, it's been a while, but I would like to thank all the people who review/favorite/whatever this story! It makes me feel good inside. My only credit-denying is part of 24, mainly 'cuz I don't own the rights to the song.
I do not own FullMetal Alchemist.
22) Support a crack habit.
Edward never did question where Envy got the money...
23) Try to defeat blackmail.
"GREED, WHEN DID THIS PICTURE HAPPEN? YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH CHIBI-SAN AND I IN YOUR LIFE!"
"Remember that trip we took with Edward, Envy?"
"The one with all the fangirls?"
"That would be the one."
"... Oh."
24) Give someone a theme song.
After Greed's fifth repetition of 'Envy the Cross-dressing Palm Tree', Envy was about ready to strangle him... for the third time this morning.
25) Get your own theme song.
Envy got his revenge when he gave Greed 'Rich Girl' as a theme song... without telling him the song was about being a rich girl, not being rich and having girls.
26) Look for Narnia.
The fact Wrath believed Envy when he said Narnia was in Edward's closet has never failed to make the palm tree howl with laughter yet.
27) Play Monopoly.
Well, that one fell through, mainly because all the Monopoly money was gone when they opened the box...
28) Impersonate a detective.
The Case of the Missing Monopoly Money was quickly solved; all Lust had to do was look under Greed's mattress to find the lost game pieces.
A/N: Like I said, thanks for reading! Until next time!