Ch.17
Ed was working in his office, signing his soul (An: LIKE HE HASN'T BEFORE) away. Suddenly, a small black furred puppy darted out of Ed's office. He sighed, left the office, to go after teh puppy. The puppy ran up to Azure and sat down in front of her. Azure looked down at the puppy '..The hell?' 'It's a new puppy.' Ed said. Azure picked up the puppy '….' 'Do…you like it?' '…His name is Midnight' Azure pet Midnight's head. 'Midnight is a nice name.' Midnight just barked. Royce ran by, heading to Roy's office. '..the hell?' 'Sorry aunt Azure, didn't mean to scare ya.' He called over his shoulder. '…WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT YOU SCARED ME?' 'WHATEVER!' Azure just rolled her eyes and walked back to Ed's office to put Midnight back. Rain poked her head into the office. 'Did I hear a puppy bark?' 'Noooooo' Azure said sarcasticly while Midnight barked at Rain. 'Aw he's so cute!' 'I know' Rain petted Midnight's head. Midnight wagged his tail and tried to gnaw on Rain's hand. She placed her hand in front of Midnight's nose. Midnight sniffed it then started chewing on it. 'Wow.' Azure laughed. 'He loves my hand.' 'Obviously' Rain laughs. Azure shook her head at her new puppy 'Hey, Ed, thanks' 'No problem love.' Azure sat down on the couch and Midnight ran over and curled up in her lap. Rain smiled then left the room. Amaya was wandering around the halls again. Royce left his dad's office and went back to his. He saw Amaya wandering the halls. 'Hey your going to be on your own for a while.' He told her. 'Why?' 'Cause I have to leave for a few days.' 'Oh..Okay' 'Just behave while im gone.' Amaya just rolled her eyes. 'I mean it.' 'Whatever~' He rolls his eyes and leaves HQ, heading back to his home to pack. Amaya continued wandering the halls. Azure randomly starts running around HQ, running into walls yelling 'OMG THE WALLS, THEY ARE SO SOFT AND SQUISHY' 'Azure, what the hell are you doing?' Ed shouted. Azure didn't answer as she ran into another wall and fell to the ground, knocked out. 'Azure!' Ed shouted, running up to her. She had blood dripping from her forehead and he picked her up and ran her over to the center. 'Im sorry to say this Mr. Elric but your wife is in a coma.' Ed just stared at the doctor then took a seat next to his wife's bed, holding her hand. Back at HQ, rain was walking to her husband's office when Jason ran by in a speedo and punched Roy in the face. Rain past out, one from hitting a brick wall, two because of the image of Jason in that speedo. 'Rain!' Roy shouted after shoving Jason off of him and ran up to his wife. 'BUT I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL~' JASON WHINED. 'JASON, SHUT THE HELL UP AND DISAPPEAR BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS.' Roy roared. He picked his wife up and ran her down to the center. The doctor placed her in the same room as Azure, but Ed doesn't know this yet, and checked her. 'Fuhrer Mustang, im sorry to say this but your wife is a coma.' Roy just stared at the doctor then sat next to his wife and held her hand, crying softly.
~time skip 2 months~
Ed was still holding Azure's hand when he felt her squeeze his hand. 'Love?' He asked softly. Azure holds up her other hand and form a peace sign 'Yo' He chuckles to himself and Roy pokes his head in. 'She awake?' He asked Ed. 'Noooooo Im dead' 'Don't be a smartass love.' 'But its fun :D' 'Has rain awoken?' Ed asked Roy, who shook his head. '…' Azure slapped Rain with her mind MIND SLAP. OW SHIT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR! Appearntly we were stuck in a coma from something and you were still sleeping. And so mind slapping me was your best option. YEAP :3. You are such a bitch. MEEEHEEE. Rain just flicked her off in their mind. Now wake the hell up, Roy is worried about you. But I don't wanna, im chillin with mello and matt. 'Hey, Roy. Rain is cheating on you in her mind' 'That is bullshit and you know it.' Rain said. 'Yeah it is, but it got you up :D' 'I hate you sooooooooo much right now.' 'Yeah…and I wanna run into walls again…they were soft and squishy o_o' Rain fell out of her bed, dying with laughter. Ed just stared at his wife, his mouth just hanging open. 'What?' He didn't reply as his brain died. Azure just grinned like an idiot.
END CHAPTER
Viper: -fallen off of bed because of death of laughter-
Star: -can't breath-
Azure: WTF IS SO SHOCKING ABOUT ME WANTING TO RUN INTO WALLS? Nothing happened when I did it before…
Viper: We were reading a comic before that happened….it was sooooooooo funny
Azure: -runs off- SQUISHY WALLZ
Rain: -scrubbing brain with vinegar because of Jason-
Azure: -passed out again-
Ed: -no comment-
Viper: OH AND TO ALL IM SORRY BUT SPAWN OF THE CRAKC FIC IS GOING ON HOLD FOR SOME TIMES AS MY BRAIN DIED!