A/N: I am so impressed with the number of reviews that I decided to give you guys this one early! However, I do have to offer one thing before we get started. Number 22, as you may remember, is support a crack habit. I must make a clarification to this, since it seems that this one has been misunderstood. Envy doesn't have the habit, Ed does; all Envy's doing is giving Ed money to go buy crack from someone, likely Greed. Oh, and as for 30, I actually have done it before, and that's pretty much how it went down.
I do not own FullMetal Alchemist, or anything else for that matter.
29) Play Clue.
"WHY IS IT THAT I'M NEVER THE CULPRIT? I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS DOES THE KILLING AROUND HERE!"
"Maybe it's because Gluttony didn't hide the bodies for you this time, Envy."
"... Shut up, Sloth."
30) Dishonor Clue.
The fact Envy made a killing game out of the entire contents of a Clue game surprised no one. The fact that it was actually fun to play, however, was an entirely different story...
31) Make your own real-life Clue.
No one ever did manage to quite solve the murder of Lt. Col. Hughes...
32) Watch a little kid's show.
"LOOK STEVE, A CLUE!"
"Wrath, get this paint off my face!"
"AH! THE PALM TREE'S GONNA KILL ME BECAUSE HE'S THE CLUE!"
And Wrath never played Blue's Clues again.
33) Have a family game night.
The fact Envy and Greed managed to cooperate to make a complex code system in order to take down the undefeatable Dante in Battleship was never spoken of ever again.
34) Try to play Risk.
"SHIT, WHY ARE THESE RULES SO LONG?"
"I DON'T KNOW! GLUTTONY, JUST EAT THEM!"
"YAY!" Five seconds later... "Ow, I got a papercut on my tongue!"
35) Actually play Risk.
Envy kamakazeed out early to take down Dante. Greed got taken out next due to his decisions to take every country known to man, Pride failed without his State Alchemists, and Sloth was too lazy to actually play, but before they could determine the winner, Wrath overturned the board and declared a cease-fire.
'Later!