The next morning, Emma woke up with a pounding headache and a mouth as dry as the desert. She couldn't remember much from the night before, but she had a sneaking suspicion that she had embarrassed herself in front of Regina and Kathryn. She groaned and tried to roll over, only to find that she was completely naked and lying on her stomach, legs spread wide on the bed. She had no idea how she had ended up like this.
Regina wakes up to the sound of someone groaning in pain. She opens her eyes to see Emma clutching her head and moaning.
"Good morning, sunshine," Regina smirks.
"Oh god, what happened?" Emma covers her face with her hands. "...Oh god, what did I do?!" Emma winces.
Regina's smirk widens. "Well, let me refresh your memory. After I carried you to the stairs, you tried to kiss Kathryn because you thought she was me. I stopped you just in time. Then, you insisted on kissing me, but before you could, you ran to the bathroom to vomit."
Emma cringes. "Please tell me I didn't try to kiss you again after the bathroom incident."
Regina smirks. "Oh, you did. When you finally made it to bed, you took off all your clothes and tried to seduce me, telling me how hot I was," Regina continues, enjoying Emma's embarrassment.
Emma suddenly sits up, looking worried. "Wait, why am I naked? Did we...do anything?"
Regina shakes her head, still smirking. "No, we didn't do anything. You kept trying to get me into bed, but I told you that we needed to wait until you were feeling better."
Emma covers her face with her hands.
"That's not even the best part, dear. When you woke up a little while later and tried to have sex with me again, you were doing something incredibly embarrassing, but I'll let you remember that one on your own," Regina said, smiling mischievously.
Emma's eyes widened. "Oh no. What did I do?"
Regina didn't answer and suddenly stopped smiling. "Emma, besides all of that, I'd like to discuss the subject you brought up last night. I think we need to talk about it, and the sooner, the better."
"What?" Emma raised her eyebrows.
Regina leaned in closer to Emma, her voice serious. "You were talking about how we should seriously consider having children together and how Leroy would be the perfect sperm donor because he has similar hair color to mine."
Emma's eyes widened even more. "Oh god, I did not say that!"
Regina nodded, her voice still serious. "You did, my dear. And let me tell you, I'm all for the idea of having children with you, but Leroy as the sperm donor? That's just gross, Emma. He's not exactly the picture of good genetic material."
Emma looked mortified. "I was drunk, Regina. I didn't know what I was saying."
"But that's just it, Emma. You keep assuring me it wasn't just drunk-talking, instead, you insisted that the alcohol only gave you the courage to finally tell me," Regina said.
Emma covered her face with her hands. "Oh god, what is wrong with me?"
Regina lowered her voice. "You even left a contract on my nightstand table for me to sign."
Emma turned to look at the nightstand table, and Regina started to laugh maniacally. "I can't believe you fell for it, Emma! I was just messing with you!"
Emma launched herself at Regina, her fingers tickling her sides. "Say you're sorry!" she giggled.
Regina squirmed under her touch, laughing uncontrollably. "Never!" she gasped.
Emma tickled her mercilessly, her fingers dancing over Regina's ribs. "You're going to pay for teasing me about Leroy," she teased.
Regina's laughter filled the room as she tried to catch her breath. "I'm sorry, love," she gasped. "I couldn't help it!"
Emma grinned, leaning in to place a soft kiss on Regina's lips. "You better watch your back, your highness," she warned playfully.
Regina raised an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Is that a threat, Miss Swan?"
Emma chuckled, her fingers still tickling Regina's sides. "You'll just have to wait and see," she teased.
Regina's laughter turned into a groan as she tried to catch her breath. "You win," she gasped. "I surrender."
Emma finally relented, leaning back and grinning at her girlfriend. "I love you," she said softly.
Regina smiled, reaching up to caress Emma's cheek. "I love you too," she said, her voice soft and sincere.
The two women lay there for a moment, lost in each other's gaze. Finally, Emma leaned in and whispered in Regina's ear, "I'm going to take a quick shower and then we're going to have some passionate sex."
Regina laughed, shaking her head. "You know, Emma, most people would try to be romantic when they want to get someone into bed."
Emma playfully retorted, "Oh, I'm sorry, should I start reciting Shakespeare to you?"
Regina chuckled and replied, "No need for Shakespeare, dear. Maybe just something about how beautiful I am?"
Emma smirked and replied, "Well, your eyes are pretty stunning, I'll give you that. And your smile's not bad either. And I'm quite smitten with your legs. Now, when all of this is out in the open, can we get to business? I want to find out if I can make you moan my name even louder than before when you were laughing."
Regina burst out laughing and pulled Emma closer. "You are unbelievable!" she exclaimed between giggles.
Emma grinned widely, her eyes sparkling, and winked at Regina before getting up to take a shower, not forgetting to playfully sway her hips as she walked into the bathroom.
"Okay, time for me to finally freshen up and then ravish you. Don't go anywhere," Emma called out before closing the door.
Rolling her eyes, Regina replied, "I'll try not to miss the main event," her tone dripping with sarcasm.
Regina lay there for a moment, catching her breath and smiling to herself, realizing how much she loved this woman. Teasing Emma was also one of her favorite pastimes, and last night's events had given her plenty of material to work with.
As she waited for Emma to finish her shower, Regina started to drift off, only to be abruptly jolted back awake by Emma's loud voice from the bathroom. "You better brace yourself, I'm about to show you what a real good time is like," Emma shouted from the shower, her voice dripping with confidence.
Regina chuckled to herself, her lips curling up into a mischievous grin. "Oh, I'm plenty braced," she called back, her tone teasing and playful, unable to keep the smile from spreading across her face. She then heard Emma singing "I'm Walking on Sunshine" in the shower and couldn't help but burst into a fit of giggles.
As Emma continued to sing, Regina found herself unable to contain her amusement.
"I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that it's true," Emma sang, her voice carrying throughout the room.
Regina giggled at the off-key notes, shaking her head. "Oh my god, that's terrible," she muttered to herself, still unable to suppress her laughter. She could feel her cheeks beginning to ache from smiling so much, but she didn't care. This was too much fun.
Moments later, Emma emerged from the bathroom, steam billowing out behind her. Completely naked, she walked over to the bed and leaned over Regina, who couldn't resist running her hands over Emma's smooth skin. "Get ready for a ride, Regina, because I'm about to take you on a journey you'll never forget," Emma said, lowering her lips to Regina's neck.
Regina let out a laugh. "You really are something else, Emma," she said, running her fingers through Emma's hair. "I'm ready for anything you have in store for me," she replied, her voice husky with desire.
Emma leaned in, running her finger down Regina's arm. "You know you want me, Regina," she said in a sultry tone.
Regina smirked, a glint in her eye. "Oh, I want you, alright. But are you sure you can handle me?"
Emma winked confidently. "I can handle anything you've got."
Regina chuckled. "We'll see about that."
Without further ado, Emma climbed on top of Regina, straddling her waist, and leaned down for a deep, passionate kiss. The two women explored each other's bodies, their hands roaming over every inch of skin...
Finally, after what felt like hours, they lay entwined in each other's arms, exhausted but completely satisfied.
Regina looked up at Emma with a smile. "That was amazing."
Emma grinned back, feeling proud of her performance. "I know," she replied. "I'm pretty amazing."
Regina rolled her eyes playfully. "Modest, too."
Emma may be a bit of a goofball, but she was her goofball.