Ch5: insane breakfast
"ok you insane maniacs, get up!" the guards yelled from the doorway. I looked at them and waved them off, I wasn't used to get up at 6:30 AM. When they saw that neither of us even attempted to stay awake, they came to us and shook us awake, I felled like a milkshake. "ok, ok just stop it!" I yelled at them. I shook my head and looked up at the little hole in the ceiling where the bat came from last night, it was still sitting there looking at me, waiting for me to return with something to eat. I felled sad for the poor being, the first time in my life that I had compassion towards someone, and it had to be towards a bat. "what are you looking at?" one of the guards asked me. "nothing I just thought I saw something that's all." I got out of bed and because the guards didn't got Dib out of bed, I felled it was my duty to get him up. I walked towards him and leaned in, so I was next to his ear. "WAKE UP!" I yelled into it. Dib shoot up and landed on the floor. He looked at me and blew his hair out of his face. "thanks I guess." The guards thanked me and took us to the dining room, this time I just had to walk next to them, because they didn't seem to think that I was dangerous to them. In the dining room we sat down at the huge table. I looked around as the other inhabitants of the asylum walked in. one with blue hair, he looked like he was about to eat my face off, one that looked like he got rabies, he was escorted by 2 guards and a nurse and a couple that looked like a human version of my Tallest, I had to get used to be around them. but I think that won't be my worsted problem, after all, after surviving the night this had to be easy, wasn't it? Ok, everyone was insane but if I tried to avoid as much people as I could this was going to be a child's play, at least, that's what I thought. Food was served and it looked like they were behaving, but after 5 minutes the war started. The blue one threw food in the red one's face and the one with rabies yelled "FOODFIGHT!" I stared at them, they really were crazy! Dib hid himself under the table. Someone threw food my way, but I was able to dodge it only because Dib grabbed my leg and pulled me under the table. "thanks." I said and we crawled towards the door. That's when one of the guards took us by our legs. "where are you lunatics going?" he asked while holding us upside down. "to our room?." Dib tried but the guard looked coldly back at him. Then the purple one threw a pie in his face and helped us escape the dining room. "thanks for the help Vi." Dib said and looked like he could almost hug Vi. "NP, you know you can get to your room without being seen, just use the vents. Oh and I'll be coming with you, if you don't mind it." He said scratching the back of his head. "do you know the way thru the vents?" I asked suspicious. "Zim, Vi knows the asylum's vents like his pocket." Dib said. "wait, I hear footstep!" I whispered and looked up at the vents above our head. "Quick get in!" Vi said opening it. By the time the guard passed us we were up in the vents looking down at him. "hmmm, I could've sworn I heard talking. Must be the long nightshifts." He said walking further. "well thank irk that's over." Vi said and we crawled thru the vents towards mine and Dibs room.