"Kaoru?" Hikaru was confused, so naturally he turned to his brother.

"Yes?" Kaoru was confused too, but he didn't show it.

"What do you think of Tammy?" Hikaru was sitting on the bed with Kaoru. Neither could sleep, but they were both in their pajamas. Hikaru avoided eye contact.

"I don't know. He's cool. Why?" Kaoru looked at the back of Hikaru's head.

"No reason," things got quite. Soon Hikaru started to hum the song Tammy liked. Kaoru soon began to hum with him. They had heard the song over and over on the computer, and they had memorized it.

"Hikaru?" the humming stopped. "What would you do if I were gay?"

Hikaru's eyes went wide, but he kept his face the opposite direction of his brother. "I don't know. I couldn't do anything about it, I suppose. What would you do if I were Gay?" Hikaru's curiosity rose. He looked to his brother.

Kaoru looked his brother in the eyes. "Nothing, I wouldn't be able to change you," Kaoru said sincerely.

Things got quite again, and it stayed quiet for ten minutes. The clock said 2:46. "Kaoru, I've been having these weird feelings lately, and I don't know what they mean," Hikaru confessed.

Kaoru looked at his brother. "Me too," He said quietly. "I've been feeling weird and I've been dismissing it as a sick feeling, but the more I think about it the more I think it might be… Umm… well… Love," Kaoru blushed and looked down.

"Same with me. But I think I have these feelings for a boy," Hikaru blushed more and looked away.

"Me too," Kaoru laid a hand on his brothers shoulder. "Who is it that you like?"

"You tell me first, who you like," Hikaru looked at his brother. He waited, but when he noticed Kaoru wasn't going to say anything he said, "Ok, we both say who we like at the same time," and Kaoru nodded.

"1, 2, 3-" They counted. "Tammy!" They said at once and they froze, they looked at each other. They smiled at each other.

"The more I think about him, the more I like him," Kaoru admitted.

"Me too. Except, I don't think guys are hot, or do I have feelings for guys, it's only Tammy," Hikaru explained.

"Same with me!" Kaoru smiled. "But he is a guy, so I guess that makes us gay."

Hikaru nodded. "There is something about him, that makes him seem so girly," Hikaru laid down. Kaoru nodded in agreement. "So are you going to tell him you like him?" Hikaru asked.

"I don't' know, are you?" Kaoru asked.

"I'll give it a week first. If I feel the same, or more so, I'll tell him," Hikaru yawned.

"I'll do the same," Kaoru smiled at his brother. They got under the covers and snuggled together. Kaoru pulled out a remote out of nowhere, and clicked a button. Suddenly music began to play from the surround sound speakers in the room. And the song that played repeatedly was the song that Tammy loved.

Throughout the week the twins' feelings for Tammy only grew more so. Tammy ignored it, but she plainly saw it. Haruhi was so entranced by her cousin, that she didn't notice a thing. Tamaki was too stupid to notice anything, but the other Hosts saw it. Kyouya figured it out the day after the twins admitted to themselves that they liked Tammy. Kyouya saw them smiling at her dumbly and staring at her during the host club meeting. He didn't say anything, though.

Honey figured it out when they came up the second day and complemented her, and he heard them exclaiming 'How cute he was,' when they thought no one was around. Honey told Mori, so that's how Mori figured it out.

The twins asked if they could drive Tammy home one time, but Tammy had to reject it. They were kind of sad, until she gave them her special smile. They called her up one time, and they all hung out together at the mall, and caught a movie. Tammy pretended she couldn't tell they liked her, but it was painly obvious. The twins began staring at her all the time, in a loving gaze, but they never fought. They all had dinner again, once, at Haruhi's house. They sat next to her there and at the movies. They were seen by her side most of the time, or trailing along behind her.

Through all of this, Haruhi had no idea, because she didn't pay a bit of attention. And the twins still didn't know she was a girl.

By the end of the week, they had agreed to tell Tammy they liked her, but they had to tell the others first. They were cleaning up after another host club routine and everyone was there. The twins walked up to Kyouya. "We have to tell you something," They said together in a whisper.

"Let me guess, you like Tammy?" Kyouya didn't look up from his notes. The twins dropped their jaw and stared at Kyouya. "Sorry, but it's painly obvious. Honey and Mori already know as well. Tamaki is too stupid, and Haruhi hasn't been paying much attention since Tammy became part of our club." The twins nodded and walked away.

Right then they decided not to tell Tamaki or Haruhi. They walked up to the cleaning Tammy. "Hey, we have to tell you something," they said blushing.

Tammy stopped what she was doing and looked at them. "Have you figured it out yet?" She asked a smile on her face. She knew they hadn't.

"Figured what out?" Kaoru asked.

"You guys are dumber than I thought," she sighed. "Alright the jig is up, everyone!" She told the other Hosts. "You don't have to fake it anymore, I'm about to tell them." The twins watched her. "First tell me what you were going to tell me."

The other hosts watched as the twins stuttered nervously. "We were going to tell you… that… we… umm… like you," They blushed and looked away.

Tamaki and Haruhi gasped, but the others stood still. "Ok, well let me tell you that you're not gay," Tammy smiled at them.

"How?" Kaoru asked.

"We like you, we have to be gay," they looked confused.

"You guys really are stupid. I'm a GIRL!"