By merely looking at Yuber, one could easily deduce that he was not a very jumpy person. However, there were two dates in which he was extra trigger-happy. Figuratively. Unfortunately, today was one of them.
A piece of paper slid underneath the door, and he could easily make out the large, colorful letters:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YUBERPIE!
LOVE
FANCLUB
Yuber had to wonder how these strangers not only knew what inn he was in but also when his birthday was. That group's intelligence network must be unfathomable.
If he could make it through today, all he had left would be Valentine's.