9. The left door…

Ulquiorra bounced into the left door; yes it broke into three pieces! But Ulquiorra, who was bouncing really hard, couldn't stop himself so he landed on his face.
'What in my name is going on!' Aizen yelled. He was sitting behind a desk facing towards the door.
Ulquiorra, now almost latterly, lay at Aizen's feet. 'Sorry Aizen-sama!' Ulquiorra yelled 'I just happened to bounce into your room! It was fate! I can't help it!'
(What an excuse… Gin, in the meantime was playing "Unmei no yoru" (the night of fate) even though it was the afternoon…)
'ok…' Aizen said.
'By the way!' Ulquiorra yelled 'I have a question!'
'What is it?'
'Why do I not know this place of Las Noches?'
'This is a secret and holy place where only the gods may come!' Aizen said 'so you have sinned, Ul-kun, but since it was fate… I'll forgive you.'
'Thanks, but I've got one more question!'
'Yes?'
'Why are there three doors and why is Wonderweiss here?'
'That where two questions…'
'Sorry… but will you answer them? Please?'
'I really don't have time for this…'
'Please?' Ulquiorra said with a very cute voice.
'Alright! But only if you stop that voice please! It's torture!'
'sorry, I didn't mean to…'
'Anyway, the answer to your second question has to be given before the answer to your first question, so I will.'
'Man why is life so complicated!'
'Because it is! You want an answer or not?'
'Yes, please.'
'listen… it is so that…'
(Quiz: what is he going to say? Answer: next chapter XP)