The day Ulquiorra was hyper active

by Yomi Aino

As the titel says. This is a story about Ulquiorra, who is normally pretty emo but now he's hyper active for some reason! why? you ask. well... just because! Enjoy! Read and review, please!

13. Chapter 13

13. Back, with the girls.

Ulquiorra was running through the hallways of Las Noches and almost bumped into Orihime.
'Onna!' He yelled.
'Ul-kun!' She yelled back.
'What?'
'Girls! I found him!'
And the other girls came running towards them.
'Gweat!' Neru yelled.
'Aren't we playing tag anymore?' Ulquiorra asked.
'No.' Lylinette said 'We couldn't find you to make you it, so we decided that you maybe wanted to play hide and seek!'
'No! can we please stop playing games!'
'You tired?' Harribel asked.
'No! But it isn't helping and I don't like this!'
'Now you're acting like a child.' Loli said
'You're the one to talk!' Ulquiorra yelled.
'Then…' Harribel said. 'I suppose we could… duel.'
'Duel?' Lylinette asked.
'As in Yu-Gi-Oh!' Ulquiorra said while catching a duel disk out of nowhere. (Who threw it?)
'No!' Harribel said and the duel disk disappeared. 'I mean as in Utena. You know, simple sword fighting.'
'Why nob as iwn cuwaymowe?' Neru asked.
'What?'Harribel said.
'Claymore.' Ulquiorra said 'Whit HUGE swords and monsters!'
'Neru! How do you know such an anime!' Orihime screamed. Neru said nothing.
'Ul-kun…' Harribel said. 'What do you think? Sword fight with normal swords and cool moves like Yoruichi and Soifon?'
'I can't do that!' Ulquiorra yelled 'And stop calling me Ul-kun! I feel like a kid!'
'You'we actin like one.' Neru said.
'You're the one to talk!'
'Well! Orihime said 'Let's do this!' and she drew a huge claymore from out of nowhere.
'Seriously!' Lylinette said 'Where do you guys get that stuff!'
'Internet.' Ulquiorra said and Harribel drew her Zanpaku-to.
'No zanpaku-to's allowed!' Orihime said.
'Then… what do I have to use?' Harribel said.
'Try drawing a sword out of nowhere.' Ulquiorra said and Harribel did what he said but nothing happened.
'Use your fantasy! Let your sword resemble who you are from the inside!'
'That's deep.' Orihime said while doing some tricks with her sword longer than herself.
'It doesn't count for you, Orihime.' Menoly said.
'What not?' Orihime asked.
Menoly mimicked Ulquiorra's voice 'Let your sword resemble who you are from the inside!'
'Oh…' Orihime said 'Pity.'
Harribel drew a sword again, this time it worked! It was a big katana with blue and white colors.
'Nice.' Ulquiorra said. 'well, thanks for the help, mister Fantasy.'
'You can say Ul-kun.'