14. Let's duel!

And after Ulquiorra, harribel and orihime managed to draw a sword, the others tried.
Neru was the first to try. She grabbed a piece of paper and drew a sword.
'Wike this!' she said.
'No… Ulquiorra said 'That's not what I mean when I say draw a sword…'
'Sowy…' 'Do it like this!' Menoly said while trying to draw a sword out of nowhere.
'ha!' Loli said 'It doesn't work!'
'Why not?'
'Because… you have no inside!' Orihime said 'No fantasy! No…!'
'Yeah!' Ulquiorra said 'It's enough, you doom-thinker!'
'And again… you're the one to talk.'Orihime said 'You're EMO!'
'And YOU are starting to act like one, Onna! Now draw your swords or I'll get mad! And you don't want to see a hyperactive-mad-EMO-batman!'
'No…' Harribel said 'Certainly not…'
'I beg your pardon?'
'Nothing…'

And so., after a few minutes ( fifteen, maybe twenty…) they started dueling…

'Fiwst off!' neru said 'Hawibel vs. Wywinette!'
'Translator needed?' Mila-rose said but Harribel and Lylinette understood that they had to fight, so they stood up and entered the stage.
'This is no fair!' Lylinette said 'you're the number three!'
'And you're the back-up-slash-partner-primera-espada!' Harribel said.
'Make the longest word!' Orihime yelled 'We have Hyperactive-Mad-EMO- Batman and back-up-slash-partner-primera-espada! Who can tip this?'
'Hello!' Lylinette, who was already fighting, yelled 'We're fighting over here!'
And yes, it was a fight.
And no, not an epic one.
Lylinette soon got owned.
'What did you expect?' Harribel said 'You can't even take your sword back from an old…'
'JERK!' Lylinette yelled 'He's a jerk!'
'You know…' Ulquiorra said 'while I was dead, I had all the time to sit relaxed on a couch and watch bleach and I noticed that you can say 'jerk' surprisingly fast a lot of times…'
'It's not really hard in Japanese. BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka!'
'And!' Orihime said 'you're 'do you know a way' was faster!'
'Awright!' Neru yelled to stop them 'The winnew is hawibel! Wywinette's deabeaweld!'
'Translate?' Mila-Rosa asked again.
'What is Lylinette?' Sun-Sun asked
'Deafeated.'
'OoooOOOOoooooOOhh!' everyone yelled.