15. After dueling
After some more tiresome dueling, the girls... Oh, and Ulquiorra, stopped dueling.
'time.' Ulquiorra said.
'5' Harribel said.
'FIVE O'CLOCK?' Ulquiorra yelled.
'Yew.' Neru said.
'Gosh!' Ulquiorra yelled. 'Then I have to… I have to… What did I have to do again…?'
'Bake cookies?' Orihime asked.
'Cookies?' Ulquiorra asked.
'Yeah, cookies.'
'Cookies…'
'Cookies.'
'Cookies..!'
'Cookies!'
'Cookies? Why should I?' Ulquiorra yelled and his voice could be heard all the way in Aizen's office. (Aizen: 'Isn't that Ulquiorra? He had an appointment with me…')
'So what DO you have to do?' Harribel asked.
'Don't know…' Ulquiorra said 'Probably nothing important…'
'So what ARE you going to do?' Loli asked.
'Make an educated guess.' Ulquiorra said.
'No idea.'
'Neither have I.'
'Ouch…' Ulquiorra sighed. 'What to do…'
'Sing a song?' Menoly asked.
'What song?'
'The dark of the bleeding moon?' Orihime said.
'What the hell? I wasn't even in that musical!' Ulquiorra yelled.
'Neither was I.' Orihime said and a beautiful, sad, tragic, dramatic, harmonious choir sounded like this: '~~Aaaaaaah~~ Poor yoooooouuuuuu~~!'
'Thanks…' Orihime said, whipping away a tear with a tissue.
'Where did you get that tissue?' Ulquiorra asked.
'No idea…' Orihime said 'You know… I think that we should all just go and have some time alone.'
'Not being in that musical really hurt your feeling, didn't it?' Ulquiorra said and a dramatic 'Yes.' Was the replay just before Orihime took off like a rocket only left behind a cloud of smoke and a pile of dust…
'Wow.' Ulquiorra said. 'Sorry…'
'So, ladies, let's go!' Harribel said at once.
'Wait!' Ulquiorra yelled 'to where?'
'The female Arrancer/Espada association.' Harribel said and a very annoying tune started…
'musical again…' Ulquiorra said and the girls ran away, leaving Ulquiorra behind… Lonely… Very lonely… With nothing to do…