16. A little walk

After Ulquiorra had waited a while, he finally thought of something to do: walking!
So he got outside and put in his I-pod. (Yes it had been there the whole day)
He started walking the tourist rote all around the Huece Mondo.
While walking, he started singing along with his I-pod: 'I'm walking on sunshine~Whoo~' (don't try to imagine how that sounds)
Then he started singing: 'Change! Nabikunai nagasarenai yo~ Ima kanjiru koto de sunao de itai no~!' (Also, do not try to imagine this...) Then Ulquiorra stopped singing. 'Wait a sec...' He said 'These are not songs I usually listen to... Strange… Let's see what comes next.'
He put on the next song without looking and the sound of a very annoying little boy sounded…
'Help!' Ulquiorra yelled and he threw the I-pod away.
'That was scary… I never do that again! Who's I-pod is it anyway? How did this get into my pocket! Wow…'
He slowly walked to the I-pod and picked it up, carefully. He read the name on the screen: 'Justi…' He threw the I-pod away again before he could even read what came next.
'Right, since it's someone else's I-pod, I've got to take it with me…' He said to his imaginary friend that just appeared.
'Indeed.' His imaginary friend said.
'So… Now, pick it up and don't look at it, right?'
'Yes.'
Ulquiorra did what he was told by his friend and put the I-pod in his pocket.
'Ok, now return to Huece Mondo and post on the bulletin board that I found an I-pod.' He said.
'Indeed.' His imaginary friend said and he disappeared.
'I've still got long walk ahead…' Ulquiorra said. 'Oh, well!'
He started bouncing and bounced the rest of the tour until he was inside again. He went to the bulletin board and put up a note.
"Has someone lost an I-pod with incredibly happy music and a chibi whom can't sing? Then report to Ulquiorra. Thanks for your attention." Then Ulquiorra went to his room and sat down on his bed. 'I'm still hyper, not? Yes, I am. I'm starting to talk to myself! This isn't good! I need company and I need it NOW!' He ran away, to Gin's room…