You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 222 is up!

222. Peter on Chris Griffin

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 222: Peter on Chris Griffin

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""You know what really grinds my gears? My son Chris. Why on earth does he grinds my gears? It's not because he forgot to lift the seat up when he poops. It's not because he used to have an evil monkey living in his closet. It's not because he watches my porn collection in secret when me and Lois are not home. And it's certainly not because he's has no taste in retro video games, which BY THE WAY, Donkey Kong is an excellent game and screw him for saying that it sucks when it obviously doesn't. Which by the way, why in the hell would my son prefer to spend his real money on virtual currency in video games? The idea of microtransactions are f***ing bullshit. Just spend your money on an actual video game. That's what kids did back then. So why exactly does Chris grinds my gears? It's simple. HE ATE MY LAST F***ING OATMEAL COOKIE THAT I WANTED! What the hell, Chris? I was saving that cookie for quite some time. If you're watching this, Chris, you're grounded. Meg too, because it's basically for no reason. For punishment, Chris. You'll be forced to play my Atari 2600 for as long as I desire until you have actual respect for the retro gaming community. No wonder the Angry Video Game Nerd wants to shove that Power Glove up your ass. You ever see that thing up close and personal? It smells like skunkass. And that's what grinds my gears."

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Oh yeah, Chris deserved it alright from his dad. LOL

Any more topics you want Peter Griffin to cover next for future topics? Let me know in the comments/PM's and I'll see what I can do to make that happen for you. Feedbacks are welcome since they also help me too. Ciao for now!