Me: Once, again. Hai.

Okay, so some idiotic fangirl sent me a buttloads of questions. (A.N: I LOVE YOU KIWI!) So, most of the questions you guys have been wondering about, will be answered.

Well, here it goes.

Hyperwiwi asks:

My dear amigo Envy...Env...Envidia...invidiousness...:)

I will ask the following questions...

please answer honestly...if you dare! XD

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1. If you could name yourself something else what would it be?

Something less girly, like...Imkillingyoupainfully.

2. Which version of the anime do you prefer best? The first one or the second one that is more manga based?

The second one was so much better...but I died, so first.

3. What did you think of your supposed suicide at the end of the second anime series?

Psh, I wanted to die. Pretty obvious isn't it? Didn't deserve that much crap.

4. You answered before saying that in the anime that you were a guy...does that make you straight...or gay...or?

Godamnit, woman. It's up to the godamn creator, not me. HOPEFULLY, I am straight, but you people pair me up with the most gayest characters.

5. Do you like any anime, manga, or comic?

Hrm. I really enjoyed Higurashi, which Rawr does not own. So much death, it tickled my stomach.

6. What type of music do you like?

Metal.

7. Am I already annoying you with these questions?

I really want to kill you right now.

8. How would you kill the weird sparkly vampires from Twilight?

Ehem, well. First I would get Edward Cullen to go after Wrath, because he is a pedobear, THEN I would sneak behind him, and stab him in the head, THEN, I would grab a chainsaw, and do unexplainable things, THEN I would chop him up limb by limb, and throw him in a river, THEN I would stab the body with a pitchfork, THEN I would make Roy light the body on fire even if he is in a river, THEN I would put the ashes in a bag, and send it to Puerto Rico. That is how I would kill all the things I don't own. Oh, and then I would kill Wrath.

9. How old are you?

Older then you.

11. Are you still virgin?

HOPEFULLY, you guys make me have sex with everyone I hate.

12. Have you ever traveled outside the FMA world?

Y'know how I didn't appear for a long time? Yeah, that was because I was stuck in effing Mexico, with my family. Palmtrees...everywhere.

13. If you had a pet what would you name it?

Shredder.

14. Which one of your homonculus brothers is more annoying?

I hate Greed alot, but atleast he didn't try to stop me from murdering my brother.

15. Are you involved in any current relationship?

Let me see, apparently I am hooked up with, Lust, Sloth, EDWARD, Al, and Wrath? What the gate is wrong with you people?

16. Have you ever worked as a proffesional model?

...Project Runaway. (So do not own. xD)

17. How annoying are my questions on a scale to 1 to ten?

11.

18. Envy, what or do you envy?

Everything I don't have.

19. What was your expression when you saw these many, many, pointless questions?

:|

20. Want to be my hate buddy?

We could hate all night long. You and me, making sweet, sweet, hatred.

Most random and pointless questions of them all...

21. Have you ever considered traveling to Puerto Rico during Summer break?

I have to visit my family, sadly.

22. Did I cause some entertainment with these random fucked up questions?

Oh, HELL NO. Go burn, bitch.

HEARTS, TO YOU ALL. :D

Once again, burn Hyperwiwi, I don't know why Rawr loves you.

Send me more questions, plox.