Oh my god, I literally laughed my ass off at some of these questions but none the less, next chapter.

"Why the fucking gate am I wearing a collar?"

"I-it looks good on you!"

"GET OUT YOU STUPID FANGIRL!"

Ehem.

"Anyways, yeah, I'm here to answer your oh so dirty and oh so stupid questions so I guess I'll start with the one bitch who made the last chapter extremely long again, thanks again...Kiwi."

Hyperwiwi

LMAO! Thanks so much for answering my questions you freaky green seed of envy XD.

I'm going to tell all my friends so they can ask you too! :3

btw...

What's your favorite cookie? Who do you have a crush on? Where do you live now? :P

P.S (I love you to Cheese!)

"...Thanks? Wait, oh HELL no! Oh dear gods just give me another stone and end me NOW! Gaaaaah! Lemon,...*cough* Lust, and I live in the depths of the gate and authoresses/fangirls minds."

Stitched- On Smiles

Dear Envy-sama,

If you could kill one more in-real-life person,

who would it be?

Also, if you weren't a homunculus what species would you be?

Your fangirl,

Stitchy-san.

"Yes, I do enjoy the sama. And I would probably castrate Bill O'Reilly, slowly and painfully...with the hand of a child...yeah...oh. What. The. Fuck? Fine, I'd either be a human, a lizard, or a palm tree, happy? You better be. ~Your End, Envy-SAMA!"

Stiched-On Smiles

Oh, Envy-sama a few more questions!:

What is your favorite thing that doesn't involve death, manipulation, torture, or pain?

Also, if you HAD to be in love with a human, who would it be?

And in the game, it says you enjoy chocolate parfaits. Is this true? Can I make you some? (*w*)

Final question Envy-chan~,

Who is your favorite human, in your world, an anime, or in ours?

-Once again your darling Stichy-san.

"Sit on my lazy ass and watch mean girls all night. Megan is such a bitch. Oh gods! I HAVE to? Hrm...that one hobo who I always see when I got to 7 Eleven, yes I go to 7 Eleven. Oh my god! Yes! They're so yummy it's- I mean. Yeah...and WOULD YOU REALLY? I LOVE YOU! ...I take back all of which I have just said."

Envy's 1 Fan Kiwi's Friend

K so Kiwi sent me to bother you even further. I got to say I am your number 1# fan, Envy. I have posters of you, keychains, drawings, sigs, action figures, and even more things! You're just too awesome! Alright here is a few questions.

How much did you enjoy killing Hughes?

Would you ever get a haircut?

Do you like art?

What bothers you the most?

Do you find Lust attractive?

Why do you exist? (Rawr: Ouch...)

Do you watch hentai?

Have you read the Bleach manga?

Who do you think would win a fight between Wrath and Kenpachi?

Who is your favorite anime/manga character?

What would you ask him/her?

Which look of yourself do you prefer? (old fma, or brotherhood)

Do you like my friend Kiwi?

Do you like me?

K, I'm tired now. Going to bed. By Envs. :3

"It felt pretty damn nice actually, I didn't even fill a ping of guilt thanks to the fact I can't feel guilt! And NO, I would NEVER cut off my precious hair, you sick monster. Arts fine if it has blood in it. And Lust is...okay. WHAT? Why the fuck do you mean, "Why do you exist? *inter trollface here*" I exist to erm...I...ex-damnit, I don't know. And I have, pretty good, I hate that Whoro girl though. Kenpachi, 'nuff said. Wrath is a big ass crybaby. My favorite would probably have to be Hidan or Mion Sonozaki, because Hidan orgasms off of blood, and Mion is a pretty damn good laugher. "Where the fuck did you get that scythe?" "Can I borrow your torture room tonight?" Brotherhood for sure, I had nicer legs. LOLNO. You're better then her. Night bitch. Do any of my action figures happen to be nude? If so...fuck you."

Aquamarine Silvertail

Envy is my favorite hom...homen...pikanya? -_-' whatever.

although i first thought he was female.

Questions

1: You're not interested in romance at all are you?

2: Mind if I help you out and kill Rawr?

3. You have cool hair, so does that kid homen-whatever.

4: YOU ARE AWESOME! I wish I could be a homen-whatever!

"...I do not relate to such a thing- WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T HAVE BREASTS! Damn skippy I'm not...did you just say you could KILL Rawr? Holy f, yes. I know I do- DO NOT SPEAK OF WRATH IN MY PRESENCE BITCH! I WILL DO THE SAME THING TO YOU AS I DID TO HIM! And I know I am~ And you probably don't unless you want Wrath claiming your his mom and having breakdowns, Lust comparing boob sizes, Sloth being Sloth, Gluttony asking if he could eat you, Greed undressing you, and Pride being the idiotic homicidal nerd he is."

Talk about PMSing.

Send me more questions and Envy will not so gladly answer!

And...and...why in the name of Jashin-sama would you want to kill me? D: