Chapter 5

A/N-This chappie is quite a bit shorter then the rest but I hope you enjoy it anyways!

We were now about a week into our 'baby class' as we had renamed it. Sirius had Peter so I was baby-free for at least the first half of dinner. We were eating at the Hufflepuff table so that it would be harder for Sirius to some dump Peter on me, he seemed to be doing that a lot more lately.

"So how does one go about telling a guy she wants to bare his children?" I asked shoving a large peice of meat into my mouth after trying and failing to be able to cut it down to a bite sized portion of food.

"Well in a situation like this, although I know how you love to be blunt Sone I don't think that that would be the best way to start out," Billie nodded her agreement to Iggy's statement.

"Well no shit! I was thinking just that, actually I was going to stand on the Gryffindor table and yell out 'Remus Lupin please put your se-" I broke off halfway through my sarcastic comment to see that Sirius had in fact found me and was, of course trying to dump all the responsibility on me.

"What was that you wanted Remus to do?" Sirius asked after I accepted Peter from him. I was far too embarrassed to argue about it. I am definitely not one to embarrass easily but the thought of Sirius hearing the end of my sentence and telling Remus made my face and ears much hotter then normal. I was sure I was bright red. Want to know what I was going to say? 'Ahem, Remus Lupin please put your seed in me so that I can grow us a child of our own and ditch these two teenagers turn infants.' Imagine if he had heard that! It's a good thing Iggy pays attention to our surroundings and nudged me hard enough to almost make me fall off the bench.

"Hmm, what about Remus?" Innocence, act innocent!

"You were just talking about him when I walked up, I heard you."

"Oh no, no. We weren't talking about him, donno where you'd get that idea from," that's my motto, when in doubt deny everything! "You must be mistaken."

"I'm pretty sure I heard-"

"Pretty sure, eh Sirius? I think you could benefit from an ear exam by Madame Pomphrey, I look after Peter and you mosey on over to the hospital wing, you are looking rather- Oww! I know that was you this time Billie!"

"Yeah well you don't see me denying it do ya? Anyways you were rambling annoyingly, so do us all a favour and shut up. Please," she added as an after thought. "Alright Sirius you heard her, you can leaving now. Thanks bye bye."

Sirius obviously knew he had been dismissed but looked back at me suspiciously more then once on his way to the Gryffindor table.

Iggy looked at me, "And what was that you were saying Sonnie?"

"Nevermind then," I muttered, stopping Peter from grabbing anything and everything he saw.

I didn't bring up the subject of Remus Lupin again at dinner. After we were finished we headed back to our common room where we threw our bags in our rooms and put the piles of homework we had out of our minds, to be completley at the last minute late Sunday night. Did I mention it was Friday?

Lily was already there and we sprawled out in front of the fire with her, the children were put to bed shortly after dinner, Sirius and Remus entering the common room soon after. They came over to us and also sprawled out. Sirius turned to me and said, "So how 'bout I deal with Petey when he wakes up tonight and you can-"

"Get up at the crack of dawn with him so you can sleep in till noon?" I cut him off mid-sentence.

He grinned, "Okay, sounds good. I knew you would agree!"

"That wasn't exactly agreement although I suppose that's fine, but it means I'm sleeping in Sunday and you get to wake up with him."

He thought that over for a second, "Yeah, alright."

I looked over at Remus, "Where's your brat at?"

He laughed, "Actually James brought her to detention with him. Thought he could put her to work helping him."

"Wow she's only two and already sucked into child labour, there's gotta be a law about-"

"Not taking your kid to detention? I didn't think it was a great idea but only because I'm sure she'll hinder him more then help him, that's why I agreed to it right away," Remus explained. Me and Billie laughed.

"Oh Moony," Sirius said, "the marauder in you doesn't come out nearly often enough for my liking."

Remus was going to answer but Lily had abandoned her ancient runes essay and joined the conversation, "What did he do this time?"

"Oh I don't even know, something about a suit of armour chasing down a group of Slytherins," he said, rolling his eyes.

Billie and I laughed with Sirius while Lily and Iggy looked at us and shook their heads.

"I have a question," I stated, "why do they all call you Moony?"

Remus looked uncomfortable for a moment and when he opened his mouth to answer Sirius cut him off. "Well you see this one night at James' house a few summers ago we were all out back and we dared Remus to moon James' neighbours, who were muggles. Well it escalated from that and the next thing you knew old Moony here was streaking butt naked down the middle of the main road the full moon shining off his ass. We were all rather plastered of course. And thus Remus became dubbed as Moony." Remus glanced over at him sharply as we all burst into uncontrollable laughter. No wonder he looked uncomfortable, and now his face was a cute shade of red too.

"Well Sirius maybe they should all hear about the time when you thought it would be fun to try and put a charm on Peter, it backfired and you sang love songs and quoted poetry to everyone who said your name for almost a week, which was when James' parents finally took pity on him and ended the spell." And thus started a night of telling the most embarrassing stories we could think of about our friends. We laughed all night until James came in and started play fighting with his friends after he heard all the stories they had revealed about him. Eventually we all settled down and one to one went to our beds and fell asleep.

A/N- Altogether I have three reviews, the goal is to get three more for this chapter! I was thinking about doing a Sirius/Iggy side story but I can't decide. Would you like to see some Sirius/Iggy slash? Vote Yes or No in a review!