Because this chapter is insanely short and I won't be able to update tomorrow, I'm posting two chapters.
Enjoy!
Link hurried to Master Hand's office. Once inside he ran to the desk and quickly located the phone. He moved to press the button.
But there were three buttons, and one of them was green. Link loved green. He loved it so much he became oblivious to everything else (except Zelda) when he saw green. Which explained why he tended to be so absent minded, seeing as green is a very common colour and also the colour of his clothes. Link had learned long ago to avoid looking down or at mirrors. He'd be paralysed for at least ten minutes.
And so Link pushed the green button.
This was when the rest of his orders kicked in. He picked up the phone, holding down the green button with his other hand, and spoke.
"Zelda's been kidnapped by Kirby! It happened around fifteen minutes ago, in the Temple Distract!" he paused, was that it? Oh, right, one more thing, "And I need a sling shot, an obnoxious fairy and as many deku nuts as anyone can find!"
Then he hung up the phone. Now all was left was to return to the common room.
Link was about to get up and follow this order, when he remembered Mewtwo had told him to hang up the phone, but not let go of the button.
He looked from the phone and all it's wires to the door and started trying to figure out how he could possibly get it downstairs without removing his finger.
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Marth slammed his blade against Roy's chest, sending him back a few feet. He smiled to himself. This was going wonderfully, and he hadn't even worked up a sweat yet, while his brother was obviously hanging on by a thread...
That's when the announcer started speaking, except, he soon realized, it wasn't the announcer, but Link...
"Zelda's been kidnapped..."
Marth didn't hear anything else after that, which is probably for the best because if he'd heard it was Kirby who kidnapped her, he would have shrugged it off. This was Zelda.
But he didn't hear that part. Instead, he froze up. Kidnapped?
And this was all the chance Roy- who had been saving his strength for an opening- needed.
The next thing Marth knew, he was flying off the stage.
It only registered that he'd been defeated when he was lying on the ground many feet below, staring up at Roy, who appeared to be out of breath, but smiling.
He tried to scowl but couldn't. He didn't care that Roy had won. Not now.
He would later, of course, and payback would be a hundred times as bad as this, but for now he forgot about Roy.
Zelda had been kidnapped.
There you go- sorry if it was uneventful. And I'll warn you now, there will be mushiness to some degree. It is a romance comedy after all. Anyways, onto the next chapter!