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Algie woke up nearly falling out of his bed. He looked at the clock and it was 9:20. He was almost late for class. Those Bullies must've rigged his alarm clock, and now he's going to be late for Science class!

"Those stupid bullies! I'll get them back for this!"

Algie then remembered how much stronger the bullies were than he was, and they would want nothing more than to rearrange his face. On second thought, maybe I'll just stay away from them. Algie normally slept in his underwear, which usually had a stain from when he would have an accident, so he couldn't pick any clean pairs.

Algie put on his Astronomy club vest, his pants and his glasses on, and hurried out of his dorm room for the exit. Other students who decided to skip class that day started laughing. At first Algie thought that they were laughing at someone else, but nowadays they never were. It was from one student's comment that Algie realized what they were laughing at.

"Look at that loser; he can't remember to zip his pants!"

Algie had a sinking feeling it was him they were laughing at as he looked down. His fly was down! Algie worriedly tried to pull the zipper back up, but he couldn't, it was stuck. C'mon, c'mon! Just zip up so I can get out of here! No matter how hard Algie tried to pull it up, the zipper was stuck, and he couldn't do anything about it.

As the other students kept on laughing, Algie gave up on zipping his pants. He covered the zipper with his arms and hurried to the exit of the dorm. Even as he left the Boy's Dorm, Algie could still hear the student's laughter echoing around the building. Algie quickly checked his watch.

9:26.

Just my luck! Algie abandoned the idea of covering his pants and ran toward the school building with all the speed he could muster. Unfortunately, that was not a lot of speed, as any student could easily pass him. Before he could even reach the front doors, Algie already ran out of breath.

This was really not Algie's day, as there were a group of Bullies near the soda machine who took an interest in shoving Algie in the garbage can. Before he could run away, Algie was lifted up by the Bullies and shoved right into the garbage can, bottom first. Algie squirmed and struggled to get free, but he was too large and too deep in the trash to get out.

The Bullies laughed as they walked away from Algie, who wished someone would be nice enough to help him out. Someone decided to help him out, but they weren't exactly nice.

"You! What are you doing out of class?"

The Prefect Max had spotted Algie on his daily search for troublemakers, as is the job of a Prefect of Bullworth Academy. Unfortunately for the students, the Prefects were quite corrupt, and didn't care much about them except for beating them.

"Wha-What? It's class now?"

Algie struggled to pull his arm out to check his watch. It was 9:32, so to the Prefects, Algie was skipping. Max roughly pulled Algie out of the trash and grabbed his arm to pull him to class. Algie didn't try to break free, as he wanted to go to class, just not this way.

Algie was pulled all the way to Science class by Max. The prefect kept on muttering different kinds of punishments under his breath, which Algie could only hope they weren't meant for him. As soon as Max opened the door, Algie was shoved inside, nearly falling on the ground.

"Next time you skip, it's straight to Crabblesnitch's office!"

Algie looked around, it was clear that he just interrupted the start of a lesson. Most of the class was staring at him, except for the ones who were trying to fall asleep. Algie looked toward Dr. Watts, the science teacher, who was quite amused by this.

"Ah, Mr. Papadopoulos. Are you prepared to join us now?"

Algie slowly nodded his head and walked toward his desk. His desk was near the front of the class, away from any Bullies who were more in the back row. As soon as Algie sat on his chair, it collapsed underneath him, sending the class into roaring laughter.

"Hey look, Algie's gotten so fat, he breaks through the chairs!"

Algie struggled to get up as everyone laughed around him. Dr. Watts was clearly not amused as he went to get another chair. Algie looked at the beams that were under his chair. Someone had taken all of the screws out so the chair would fall. Algie looked around in a desperate attempt to discover who was responsible, but could find no one.

Dr Watts returned with a spare chair and handed it to Algie, and then walked back to the front of the classroom. Algie could still hear some snickering behind him as he sat down. Once I take over the school, they'll all be sorry. Algie looked toward Dr. Watts so they could start the lesson.

"Now students, I have laid out your assignments on your desks. You have until the end of class to complete them, and please follow my instruction carefully. I will be at my desk experimenting with my chemicals if anyone needs me."

The class got to work. Algie was a straight A student, so he obviously finished his assignment before the other students. As he was taking his assignment to his teacher, he did not expect what would come up as soon as he asked for Dr. Watts' attention.

"BACK! BACK AWAY YOU DEMON!"

"Dr. Watts?"

"BACK AWAY, YOU MONSTER! YOU CANNOT DRAG ME DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH!"

This uproar had gotten the entire classes attention. Everyone stared at Dr. Watts in surprise, except for the students who have gotten used to his crazed screaming by now.

"Uh sir, I'm not a demon. I just wanted to give my assignment back to you…"

"What? Oh yes, sorry about that. These chemicals can have a certain effect on the mind."

"Uh, right sir."

Algie gave his assignment and walked of with a confused look on his face. Well that was weird. You'd think that he would stop working on those chemicals. Algie sat in his desk and his mind began to drift off. First he was thinking about Grottos and Gremlins, and then he stared thinking about taking over the school.

Okay, so if I'm going to take over the school, I'm going to need some help. Maybe I can pay someone to beat up the bullies for me. But who can help me? Algie was interrupted from his thoughts by the bell, class had ended. Almost everyone rushed out from the classroom either to get out of class, or to get away from Dr. Watts.

Algie walked toward the Cafeteria. Around him, everyone was getting bullied. Bucky ran up the stairs screaming with two bullies after him, Gordon was given a wedgie by Troy, and almost everyone else was busy insulting each other. Algie knew getting in the middle of all that was not a good idea.

As he walked into the Cafeteria, it became clear not much was different in there. The only difference was the Edna, the lunch lady, would yell at anyone who was causing trouble. Algie grabbed a lunch tray and went to get his meal. All the food in front of him was either rotting down or already became fertilizer.

"Uh, can we have some food that isn't rotting, Edna?"

"Lousy kids, always complaining about something…"

It was obvious that Edna wasn't interested in serving the students decent food, so Algie decided to take whatever food was on a basket at the tables. As soon as he sat down, Algie heard an all too common phrase in the Cafeteria.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

In a second, food was flying everywhere. Students ran around with large amounts of food in their arms and started throwing it. Edna barely tried to calm everyone down by yelling at them. Algie almost got pummeled from a flying banana, and decided to join in on the action.

He grabbed a rotten banana and threw forward, hitting a random non-clique student in the chest. The student panicked and ran out screaming, with Algie giggling to himself. Hey, that was fun! I have to do this more often!

Algie grabbed an apple from the basket and threw it in a random direction. Unfortunately, the apple hit Russell Northrop, the leader of the Bullies, in the back. He turned around angrily and yelled.

"WHO HIT RUSSELL IN THE BACK?"

Everyone stopped in surprise to Russell's anger. Algie started to cower in fear, starting to regret what he had done. Russell noticed Algie cowering and walked up to him, grabbing him with one arm, as he pulled back another arm for a punch.

"Now I make you hurt!"

Uh oh, looks like Algie's plan will end before it begins. Or maybe his dumb luck will save him again.