Scott Pilgrim vs. the Zombies
A Fan Fiction Written by: Warden Freeman
Kim and I made a mad dash for the parking lot while a handful of zombies staggered towards us. I tried to open the car but there where so many keys I couldn't find the right one.
"Scott, what's taking you so long?" Kim said
"I can't find the right key!" I yelled back
"Hurry! Their right on our backs!"
"I'm trying!"
The zombie hoard was a dozen feet away.
"Scott!" Kim screamed
I finally found the right key and shoved it into the lock. We got into the car and slammed the doors behind us. The zombies where pounding on the car windows, trying to get in.
"Drive!" Kim said.
"I don't know how! I haven't drove in a car for a while!" I replied.
My mind was racing. It's pedal first, then break… Damn it! Which one is the break!
One of the zombies broke the glass in the backseat and was trying to climb in.
"SCOTT!"
"I got it!" I said, and I pulled the reverse and slammed on the gas, running over three zombies and pushing the one out the window. I crushed the legs of one zombie, making a sickening crunch as he raced off.
"Holy…"
"…Shit." Kim finished.
None of us said anything for a while as I navigated the minivan through the car wreckage and dead corpses. We occasionally encountered a few zombies but they raced passed them so they couldn't do any damage. After about thirty minuets Kim broke the ice.
"You're a guy… What should we do?"
"A guy? What's that 'sposed to mean?"
"Well, don't you watch movies about this stuff?"
Kim was right. Movies have taught me lots of things of what to do during an apocalypse. Like in Dawn of the Dead I learned that I should hold up in a mall. And in Left 4 Dead there are different types of zombies. But this just looks like a normal Romero zombies to me.
"Umm…"
"Well what do we do?"
"Ok, first we need supply's. Then we need to find a secure location where we can fortify ourselves until help comes."
"Alright. Where do we get the supplies though?"
"I know a good place. Oh this is going to be fun." I said with a smile.
We arrived at the Costco in a few short minuets. There was one near my house, so I knew where it was. We stepped out of the car and walked to the entrance.
"It's locked." Kim looked disappointed.
"Wait." I walked over to the auto repair shop that was around the corner and wheeled a car jack over to the gate.
"This should do the trick." I began jacking up the Iron Gate.
"Can you hurry? I think I see some zombies." Kim said nervously.
After a few good lifts I got the door open a few feet, just enough so that we could slide under.
"Hurry!" I said.
Three zombies were shuffling their way towards them.
Kim slid under just as a zombie made a grab for her boots. I slammed the door shut, slicing off his hand.
"Whew!" That was close. You ok, K…"
But my sentence was stopped short because I saw what was in front of us.
The Costco was STOCKED. It seemed like no one had been there and nothing was touched.
"Oh… Wow…." Were the only words that I could say.
"Well, Kim said with a grin. Let's get shopping."
The next few hours were a daze to me. I thought there was going to be a few supplies we could scrounge for but I guess not.
"Oh. My. God." I herd Kim say while I was looking at canned foods.
"What is it? Is something wrong?" I said.
"Not even! It's the Blu- ray edition of Titanic!"
"Great." I said uninterested. Girls and their choices in movies…
I grabbed the nearest cart and raced around the store in it.
"I'll take some of this, and oh yeah I'll need some of these."
This went on for hours until it started to get dark outside and we filled up six grocery carts.
We pulled the carts to our car and I took care of the lingering zombies with a machete that I got. And we drove off in search of shelter.
"Stop the car!" Kim shouted.
I slammed hard on the break.
"What the hell is it?"
She pointed. "Look."
About thirty feet away I saw a figure. At first I thought it was a zombie but it wasn't staggering towards us, but running, and screaming for help. The first thing I noticed was her hair…
It was blue…
Author's Note: Whew! CLIFHANGER! However you wont half to wait long for the new chapter because I changed my publishing dates to Monday and Friday. So enjoy and thanks to everyone reading this! :D