Scott Pilgrim vs. the Zombies Part 4
A Fan Fiction written by: Warden Freeman
I don't remember when dosed off. It must have been hours because I remember struggling to keep awake.
"Gotta… Protect…. Kim…."
I was awoken by Ramona shaking me.
"Wake up."
"Wha? I'm awake." I said sleepily.
She smiled at me.
"I guess you don't want me to tell Kim about this, right?"
I looked at her. She was still sleeping peacefully.
"Yeah, please don't tell her." I said nervously.
"Relax, loverboy. My lips are sealed." She said laughing.
"Thanks. We should get something to eat."
We looked in the cupboards but couldn't find anything except for a bag of rotten bread. I decided to take from my Costco stash. We were munching on poppy seed muffins and drinking vitamin water when Kim walked in.
"Have a safe night's sleep, Kim?" Ramona asked.
I kicked her under the table.
"Uh, what? Oh, yeah I guess."
"Good. I said. Because we have a long a day ahead of us."
"Were are we going again?" Kim asked.
"We are going to a place so awesome that we will be safe from the zombies forever."
"What are we doing here Scott?" Ramona said.
We stood over a huge Best Buy that was around three miles away from Kim's house.
"I saw it when we were driving by. Isn't it great!" I said enthusiastically.
"Scott, you are the salt of the earth." Kim said smiling.
"Yeah I am! Let's go cheek it out."
"Wait. Don't you think we should go armed this time?" Ramona asked.
"That's probably a good idea."
So we armed ourselves. Kim grabbed a M14 rifle, Ramona had double pistols and I had a badass shotgun with a machete.
Oh yeah. Let the killing commence.
We burst into the Best Buy guns blazing.
"ALRIGHT! COME GET SOME!" I shouted.
I was greeted by silence. Not one zombie was here.
"Aww, come on! This place is HUGE! What a disappointment." I said sadly. I really wanted to kill me some zombies.
I holstered my shotgun.
"Well. Let's check this place out."
We scoured the entire place but couldn't find any zombies.
"This is nothing like Dead Rising!" I said.
The good thing is that there was tons of great stuff to mess around with. I found a huge flat screen TV that ran on solar power. And a working mini fridge that I stored some of our food in.
"Woah."
I front of me I saw the most amazing bass guitar with glowing strings.
"Oh, hell yeah!" I grabbed that sucker and proceeded to pluck out the bass line for Final Fantasy 2.
"This place is great! Kim said. I mean, look at all the DVD's! We'll be set for life!"
"Yeah, it's pretty cool." Ramona said. Secretly she was jealous of Scott liking Kim and not her. I mean, I'm so much cooler, she thought. What does he see in her?
"So. You know, Scott?" Ramona said.
"I know of him." She said without looking at her.
"Well, do you like him or what?"
"What? No, of course not!"
"Oh come on. I see how you look at him."
"What? I don't look at him!"
"Sure."
"I do not like him." She said plainly and walked off.
Night fell faster than I thought. It was already starting to get dark after a few hours.
"Okay, so it's settled. We sleep here tonight because this place is so awesome. Agreed?"
"Agreed." Kim and Ramona said together.
"Cool. Everyone find couch to sleep on. Not to far away though."
When everyone settled in, I went to check to doors. They were bolted and lock with everything I could find. And I moved some racks and TV and put them in front to black any unwanted zombies from waltzing in.
After I did that I went to check on the girls.
"Hey, Ramona."
She was playing a Nintendo 3DS. They haven't even come out yet, but I guess she found one in the back storage area or something.
"'Sup. She said. You should see the graphics on this thing. It's fantastic."
"Yeah cool. Umm. Would you mind taking first shift tonight?"
We made up a system were someone stays up and guard's the area while the other people sleep. I got it from this book I read a while ago.
"Oh I get it. Yeah, whatever." She said.
I didn't know what that meant by that so I walked over to where Kim was sleeping.
"Still awake, huh?" I asked.
"Yeah." She said sitting up.
"Look. I wanted to tell you… Well I really… Ugg, I don't know how to say this."
"I think I do." She said. And she kissed me.
Ramona looked up from her game only to see that Scott was kissing Kim. She almost broke the system in half.
That little bitch! Lying to my face. I should've known that she liked him! Ramona found herself crying. I-I can't believe him! I hate her!
Deep in Ramona's heart she felt something bubble. A hatred for Kim. She must have Scott. She'll do anything. Even kill.
Authors Note: I don't know about you but that was kinda cheesy! I mean, I always think my work is less than average but this was a low point in my SPVZ (Scott Pilgrim vs. the Zombies, as I have abbreviated it.) writing career. Whatever though. Enjoy! Updates changed to Monday and Friday positively. I promise I'll try not to update late. Thanks to everyone reading this! :D