Scott Pilgrim vs. the Zombies Part 5

A Fan Fiction Written by Warden Freeman

This was the second time I woke up next Kim. I'm not complaining or anything but, wow. What a way to start the day.

It was a peaceful early morning. The sun was shining and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. The only problem was there were hundreds of zombies outside standing around, looking for a fresh meal, which unfortunately would be us.

"Kim, wake up!" I shook her awake.

"What? What is it?" She asked.

"Look outside."

She turned her head. Her eyes got wide and she gasped.

Maybe I'm exaggerating. There probably was around sixty, but still.

I hopped of the couch and ran over to where Ramona was.

"Ramona! There's like tons of zombies outside!"

"Huh?" Ramona had been having a dream where she threw Kim out a window. Then she got married to Scott and they lived happily ever after. It was a good dream.

She looked outside and saw them.

"Holy crap! What do we do?"

"I got this. We need to get our car and trick it out with tons of metal and have a chainsaw on the side where we can slice up those bastards and then…"

"Scott, I hate to break it to you but our car is outside. With the zombies." Kim said.

"Damn it. That was such a good idea. It worked in that one movie."
Ramona gave Kim an evil glare. But now was not the time to get revenge. She would have Scott, sooner or later.

"Isn't there a back exit to this place?" Kim asked.

"Yeah, there is. Let's try it." I said all heroically.

We grabbed our guns and all the supplies we could carry and made our way through the back door.

"Oh, wait! I forgot something!" I said and ran over to the instrument booth.

"Scott, we don't have time for this!" Kim yelled to me.

"Just go! I'll be there as soon as I can!"

"Let's go." Ramona said and the two girls opened the back exit door.

To their luck they found an old 1998 Volvo a few feet away. They started to run towards it but were stopped by a dozen zombies shuffling towards them.

"Holy crap!" They shouted in unison.

They were cornered. Where was Scott when you needed him?

There were getting closer. What could they do? Stand there?

I burst out of the exit door and smashed in the zombies' skull with the sweet bass guitar I found.

"Look at me, saving the day." I said with a cocky smile.

"Don't be late next time." Kim said, giving me a big hug.

Ramona just stood there, looking angry for some reason.

"Yeah, well. Let's just go." She said.

We got into the car and drove off.

I drove for miles but couldn't find any buildings or signs of life (other than the undead). I eventually ran into a small village. I stopped the car and we got out.

"Alright. This looks mildly safe. Okay, everyone grab a weapon. We might camp here if it's clear of zombies."

"Sounds good." Ramona said still looking at Kim with an evil glance.

Kim shot her a confused look.

We searched most of the houses and decided it was safe. We chose the house closest to end of the neighborhood just in case. We made sure to lock all the doors and board everything up with wood. You can never be too careful.

We ate our packaged peanuts and canned chili in silence. There was defiantly a bitter rivalry between the two girls, but I decided not to scratch that particular subject. After diner, we went and found places to sleep. Ramona was upstairs, Kim had the downstairs bedroom and I got the couch (Yay).

After we all got settled I found a book and read it, only half interested.

I woke up as soon as I heard the smash. It wasn't that loud, but enough for me to become curious and investigate. I was pretty sure it came from upstairs. Ramona's room.

I ran up as soon as I could. I burst through her door expecting to see a zombie climbing through the window but there was nothing. Ramona was just sitting on her bed.

"What is it, Scott?" She asked.

"Oh. Nothing. I thought I herd something."
"Nope."

There was an uncomfortable silence.

"What do you see in Kim!" She blurted out. And I could tell as soon as she said it, she regretted it.

"What? I don't… Why are you putting me on the spot!"

"I just want to know."

I didn't really know. She had been my friend since freshman year, so I guess that…

"What does this have to do with anything?"

"Your right… I'm sorry. She said putting her hands in her face, crying. I'm the worst friend ever!"

"No. No, you aren't. Don't talk like that." I said comfortingly.

I gave her a big hug. We looked at each other for a while, staring into each other's eyes.

Then we herd a noise like glass breaking. We froze.

"Did you hear that?" I asked, still frozen in place.

"Yeah."

We stood still and listened. When I herd Kim scream I ran.

"Kim! KIM!"

Kim was struggling with a zombie that had come through the window. I wanted to help but it was too late. The zombie had caught Kim off guard.

She had been bitten.

Authors note: Writers block. I has it, unfortunately. This whole chapter is off the top of my head, while the others had been written down previously. I was going to include some cat fighting between Kim and Ramona but I thought that would be EXTREAMLY cheesy, so yeah. OMG! CLIFHANGER! I love cliffhangers if you couldn't tell. What will happen to Kim? Will Scott be able to survive? How will Ramona handle this? Find out, Friday! Enjoy. Reviews are very much appreciated.