A/N: Another attempt at ' One Chapter on everything.' It's getting kinda difficult to keep track really, but I'm trying. Please review them!
" Jack!" Tosh called in alarm as the Captain put his Webley against the back of Gwens' head. " I checked it, and it's not completely Gwens' fault!"
" Yea, the gun feeds off of emotions and converts it into energy." Owen finished.
" But the emotion had to be strong enough to start it up." Ianto added emotionlessly.
" Right. Gwen, my office, NOW." Gwen jumped up and practically fled to the office. Jack walked over to Ianto, placing a hand gently on the wound.
" Are you okay now?"
Ianto nodded wearily. " I'm fine Jack, but I just need to take my mind of it."
" Alright." Jacks' hand slipped down Iantos' chest to his hand, bringing it up so he could kiss the ring softly. " Nothing too strenuous."
" Sure." Ianto smiled and Jack started to walk away. " Oh, Jack!"
" Yea?"
" I've told Rhiannon we'll meet her in 3 days."
" Are you gonna be up to it?" Jack looked pointedly at his bandage.
" I can fight aliens for a living. I think I can handle my sister."
" I look forward to it." Jack winked and turned, already slipping out of 'relationship' mode and into 'angry boss' mode.
Owen, Tosh and Ianto listened as Jacks' words got slowly louder and angrier. Ianto busied himself with making coffee because he refused to admit what a turn-on it was to hear Jack getting all protective and angry. He'd have to hop in there straight afterwards to get Angry Jack all to himself. He couldn't wait.
The Ianto and Tosh sat around Tosh's CCTV live feed, watching Jacks talk.
" I always have this camera hooked up, in case there's something interesting going on." Tosh explained. Ianto realised something and went a bright shade of red.
" Um, h-how often do you…do you check it?" He stammered.
" Don't worry Ianto, I know all about you two." Tosh smiled at him. " Who'd have thought you get so commanding?"
Ianto opened his mouth to speak, but got nothing. Instead, he looked back at the screen just as Owen joined them.
'I know you're angry Jack, but-' Gwen started, only to be cut of.
'ANGRY? You think I shouldn't be Angry? You just SHOT one of your workmates!'
' But Jack, you don't really love Ianto, and we both know it.'
Jack narrowed his eyes at her. ' Why don't I?'
' Because it's blindingly obvious that you're supposed to be with me. Everyone can see it, but we're all too nice to tell Ianto. It's just cruel if you ask me, we should just tell him, save the pain when you can't go through with the wedding.'
Owen shook his head. " Bitch."
Tosh snuck a hand round Iantos' waist, comforting him. " You know she's just confused, right?" She asked Ianto, who just nodded, not taking his eyes off the screen.
' Gwen. I don't know what gave you this idea, but me and Ianto are Getting Married. I am the one that proposed! What do you NOT get about that?'
' Just that you have had eyes for me since the start, and it's plain that you only go along with Ianto because he's so emotionally damaged. If you didn't, he'd probably kill himself. I mean, sure I'd be upset, but that's only because we'd be out of coffee and the Hub would get messy again. We're meant to be together Jack.' Gwen walked forward, round the Table, in front of Jack, placing her hands on his shoulders. ' You know it Jack.'
' Gwen, get of me.' Jack said gently. When she didn't, he tried again. " Gwen! Move.'
' You don't want me to.' Gwen smiled, and pressed her lips against his.
Ianto wrenched himself out of Toshs' arms and started at a run towards the office.
Owen leaped into action, rugby tackling Ianto down to the ground.
" Let me GO Owen!" Ianto struggled. " I have to get up there!"
" You can't! You're not strong enough yet, and you'll strain something, just Stay Still!"
Ianto finally did so, looking up at Owen, who was sitting on him and kinda straddling him, without the sexy additions. " What if Gwens' right?" He asked quietly, almost scared.
" Look, mate, I'm sure she's not. Tosh, what's the situation?"
Tosh turned up the speakers.
' If you try anything like that again, I'll have to suspend you.'
' But-'
' Go. Now. I don't wanna see you until next week.'
' What about an emergency?'
' We'll cope. When you get back, you will be excused from field work for a month, and Ianto will be in charge of helping you re-learn the rules, seen as you seem to have forgotten them.'
Gwen was crying now.
' Get out.'
Gwen stood up, wiped her eyes and went towards the door.
Realising she was on her way out, Tosh turned of the speakers and changed the image on the screen, Owen and Ianto looked at each other, unable to work out what to do without it looking wrong.
As she walked out, Ianto tried to struggle free again, but Owen stayed sat where he was, and whispered into his ear.
" You can't do anything to her, Jack'll 'av ya, and he's in a bad enough mood as it is."
Gwen walked past silently, picked up her coat, placed her gun on the desk and walked out as quiet as a mute and deaf mouse.
Jack walked out a few seconds later, already back to his seemingly normal self.
He took one look at Owen straddling Ianto and whispering intimately into his ear and added it up in his mind.
" Owen! Didn't know he was your type." He laughed.
Owen blushed – adding some colour to his cheeks. " I-er-um-sorry." He jumped up, lending Ianto a hand to get up as well.
" I'm sorry too. He's taken." Jack said jokingly, then he addressed the whole team. " We're one down, so we're gonna have to work harder, and spent more nights here."
They all nodded. " Right."
" Ianto, go home, Owen, got with him."
The two men got their coats and Owen went to speak quietly to Tosh as Ianto went to Jack.
" I'll be in tomorrow." Ianto told him.
" You're injured." Jack stated.
" Well, Gwens' not here. I need to. I'll be fine."
Jack nodded, and pulled Ianto into a loose hug.
Ianto returned it, and craned his neck up so he could kiss Jack softly. " I'll see you tomorrow."
" Yea."
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A/N: I'm doing NaNoWriMo this November, so I have to write 50,000 words in 30 days. Wish Me Luck. If any of you have any tips on staying positive, and juggling that with schoolwork, let me know please! Thanks! Review as always. The last two lines are meant to be thought at the same time.