"Also 'Mione, lend me a pen. I need to write a vaguely threatening letter to Harry regarding Dobby's admiration of him so he actually gets him a present."
Now that's something Hermione approves. And shall assist. For once.
The next morning Harry woke up to what he could vaguely describe as 'horror', and on Christmas, Dobby recieved the best, softest sock-themed pair of oven mittens the word has ever seen.
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