Yay! ~Throws confetti at reviewers~ You did it! Thank you all for the reviews! I knew you loved me! ~Balloons float up to the ceiling then pop~ Now... It's time for my own unique blend of madness that is called...- ~Thinks for a second, then frowns~ I'll get back to you on that.
Okay some people might think Naruto's/Kir's personality is... far out there, but this is like when he's in the presence of strangers. Other times, like with family and lovers, he'll mellow out much more. And yeppers, Kir is much more girlish because of Kyuubi's merging with him. As for the fan... hm, you'll just have to wait and find out.
Disclaimer:
Kojoro: Not mine, will never be mine... but it will be if- ~Pulls out shotgun and shoots Masashi Kishimoto
Kishimoto: ~Dodges bullet sticks out tongue lowering his eyelid~ Nya! It will never be yours ~Laughs psychotically and looks up into the sky while thunder and lightning flashes~
Kojoro: ~Does a face-plant and growls~ Die you stupid idiot! ~Takes out flamethrower while audience sweat drops~
One brave soul: Um... Kojoro, isn't that a little too much?
Kojoro: ~Looks at the brave soul with a withering glare and takes out a hand gun to aim it at him~ Is it, is it really?
One brave soul: ... ~Sits down while friends pat him on the back comfortingly~
Kojoro: ~Puts hand gun back and looks smug~ That's what I thought ~Then turns to barbecue the bastard that wouldn't die, only to see a purple monster~ Ahhhhhhh! DIE FUCKER! ~Screams shrilly and sets the thing on fire only for it to start chasing her~
Purple Monster... thing: I love you, you love me-
Kojoro: FUCKER! WHY WONT YOU DIE! ~Throws a grenade and the thing blows up. She sits on the floor only to yelp when Kishimoto sits beside her~ I'm too tired to kill you now. ~She whines~
Kishimoto: ~Looks smug and turns to her~ I know, now say the disclaimer nicely and then we can both watch the orgy get on its way
InsaneKojoro: What about the flamers?
Kishimoto: ~Shrugs~ Whatever.
InsaneKojoro: ~Looks at the potential Flamers~ Hear that flamers? I can do whatever I want with you. ~Smiles evilly and gets out sex toys~ BDSM, Whips, chains, ooooo what's this... ~Grins at the flamers and holds out candle wax still melted and steaming hot~ YOU ARE MINE! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kojoro: ~Turns red and looks at the audience~ Enjoy the fucking show and get ready to mastur-
Kishimoto: ~Duck tapes Kojoro's mouth close and sagely looks at the audience~ Enjoy! O:)
Audience: ~Sweat drops~
Once away from prying eyes, Kir let his shoulders relax and a small sigh to escape pouting lips. "I hate school." He mumbled in almost a whisper.
A small snicker made him turn and glare at the two twins, hands on hips. "And what..." He started with what many Inuzuka would presume a growl. "Is so funny?"Aki grinned cheekily and patted Kir on his head, as if with a child.
"Fucking nothing brat." He smirked when the glare turned harsher, then yelped when something hard hit him on the head. "FUCKING BRAT!" He looked up from rubbing his bruise, then growled sharply when he saw the innocent look on Kir's face and the fan slipping into his sleeve.
"Just watch it brat, wait until tonight." He purred in a dangerous kind of way that usually proved hazardous to Kir's health. A small squeak was all Aki got. Smirking he caught the boy in a heated kiss, dominant, passionate and one that spoke of possession. His smirk grew larger and arrogant at the breathy moan he caught, biting at the lower lip in a way that made Kir whimper.
Aki drew back with a triumphant gleam in his eyes that made Kir want to squirm in a combination between pleasure and annoyance. A sudden cough got boths attention, making one look down in red hot embarrassment and the other grin in an eager way.
Koichi sighed and walked closer to the blond Kitsune, tilting his head back and gently catching him in a gentle kiss, tongue licking the seam of his lips and waiting until soft lips opened to let him in. Koichi wrapped arms around the small waist, as elegant fingers sifted through his hair. "Koichi." Kir moaned as they drew back, air beginning to be a problem.
Koichi's smirk was no less arrogant then Aki's by that time. Kir frowned and stuck out a tongue in annoyance, then turned on his heels and headed to the larger forest section, growling about arrogant males and irritating him.
Aki and Koichi grinned at each other, then ran to catch up with their lover. "Kir-sama! Wait for us!" They yelled in unison.
Kimimaro, who was standing at the side, sighed and disappeared in a flurry of sakura, reappearing in front of the gates that read, "Area 44." Kir pouted when he saw him, but said nothing, jumping over the gates and into the forest.
Aki...- "Fuckatee fuck fuck!" He growled in eloquent words. Koichi sighed sadly and looked at the trees that were falling down. "We're back on the couch for tonight." He mumbled pessimistically... that is-
Until they heard Kir's voice calling from the inside. "KOICHI! AKIYUKI! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE!" Both twins flinched, head down and pink hair covering their eyes.
Kimimaro looked at them in sadistic amusement. "I would do what he tells you now, because as we all know, Uzumaki-sama will not hurt you-... much if you hurry." Aki snarled at him, throwing dagger-ed glares. "Fucking sadistic piece of shi-"
"AKI! KOICHI! NOW!" Was how he was interrupted. Both twins flinched again, leaping over the fence with blatant reluctance. Kimimaro chuckled, one word going through his mind, whipped.
A few minutes of tree hopping got both twins to the clearing, (The one where team 7 was hiding during the second exam) blanching at the scene they stepped in on.
Kir, there Master, standing gracefully, looking down on them with a seductive undertone. They shivered, knowing this was going to hurt.
"Kir-sama, we didn't mean any harm." Koichi stuttered. Aki, for once, was completely serious. "We didn't know any better." He spoke up. Kir growled, a feral look in his eyes. "Shut up." He almost literally snarled.
"You- you- Ah!" He screamed in his fury. "He and She- the ones who couldn't even check up on me themselves- you told him where we were heading?"
"Kir-sama-" Koichi tried to reason with him, but no one was getting a word in . "NO!" He took their voices away, a terrifying gleam in his eyes. "They are nothing to me! I had thought I had made it clear enough to all of you, that I had no care for them!"
Koichi and Akiyuki looked down in shame, they were just trying to help him. Not do anything to hurt him. Kir literally shrieked, making birds fly away in flocks. His hand, was suddenly surrounded in black and white flames. "Kuso!" (Shit or damn, depends on your point of view, though I think this would do for a shit) His small and delicate fist hit the trunk of a large tree, making a crater that spread shock waves through out the clearing.
Kir then did something unexpected... he curled up into a ball and started to softly cry. Aki took a hesitant step towards his vulnerable Master, scared and wary. Koichi decided what to do. He walked up to the boy and wrapped caring arms around the petite body, Aki joining a second later. Koichi rubbed Kir's back soothingly, Akiyuki whispering comforting and unintelligent words, and sweet nothings.
Kimimaro walked onto this scene, a small smile playing on his usually emotionless face. "Uzumaki-sama. We know you do not like to speak of them, but you will have to talk to them sooner or later." He pressed a gentle kiss to the blonds forehead. "They will be here in 6 months time and we will all be here for you when this happens."
Kir sobbed and let go all of his emotions, before they all disappeared in a swirl of shadows. Landing in their bed, the lovers of one Uzumaki Kir, fell asleep with the feeling of being complete
Kir literally growled in annoyance. The bastards of the fucking council has humbly demanded to see him and his companions. Fucking liars. They just wanted to put him back under their control. Idiots. After this whole thing was over, I am so changing my name, it's not worth the trouble that comes with it. Kir shrugged. Who knew the Uzumaki's were so famous?
It started off ordinarily, that is- until an AnBu dressed in an all black attire, face covered by a bear mask, did things start to get a little fucked up.
"Uzumaki Kir, the Honorable Council humbly asks that I escort you to the council rooms." Kir could literally hear the sarcasm as the man's voice spoke of the Honorable and Humble council.
Kir smirked in amusement, body set in a way that was an invitation, one that he didn't know if it was seen, as the man had a mask on. "Hurt to say that didn't it?" He literally purred the question, giggling inwardly at the smell of lust the man's scent now carried.
"Kir-sama, the fucking ass fucking ninja is horny. You shouldn't let out your pheromones or the ninja will start acting like a fucking monkey in heat." A half naked and dripping wet Aki walked out of the bathroom then, and since they were still in Kir's room where the AnBu showed, the man got an eye full.
Kir let out a sultry giggle when the scent got stronger. "Akiyuki," He tittered a laugh. "I think you're the one that's making him more... excitable." Akiyuki growled and pulled Kir in for a demanding kiss, breaking apart and stroking him through his pants.
Kir moaned throatily, and giggled when the man let out a frustrated groan and the scent over powered the ones that were already in the room.
"Bear." Kir gasped when Aki bit at his neck. "Aki, I have to leave." He murmured. The pink haired nin pouted, but let his Master go after obvious debating.
"Fine, but when you get home..." He sent Kir a seductive look that spoke volumes. Kir flushed a bit, but turned to the AnBu and coughed discreetly. "Well- yes, anyways, let's depart."
Bear nodded, grabbing the boy around his middle, nearly moaning aloud when he rubbed up against him. "Having problems... Bear?" The purring voice whispered in his ear.
Kir giggled and they both disappeared in a swirl of leaves and reappeared in the council's chambers. Immediately, Bear let go as if Kir was burning and went hurriedly over to the walls where the rest of the bodyguard AnBu's were. Kir smirked at the Bear and strolled up to the old people in formal kimonos. "What does the honorable and humble council have to tell me?"
Sarutobi nearly choked on a laugh at how almost palpable the sarcasm in the room was. But- he was the Hokage, and that meant that he could not loose his standings in front of the impressionable adults in the room... oh god he was going senile.
"Yes. Well, they wanted to know about the new additions to the village, why only the girl and boy were ninjas, and not the other two and how to force them into being part of the shinobi division of our village."
Kir paused... then giggled, the giggle turned into a chuckle, then the chuckle turned into full blown laughter. "Oh- oh god!" The sensual sound floated through the air, the sound of bells and the tinkling voice of chimes.
"You really think-" The laughter calmed down a bit. "That Kaen, Koichi and Kimimaro would join your militia?" He giggled girlishly. "They hate you all and wish you would all die, why on earth would they serve you."
Many of them turned purple at the disrespect. "Uzumaki! You will either force them to serve us, or they will be going to Danzo!" Who, by the way, looked positively gleeful.
Kir, on the other hand, looked downright dangerous. He stalked forward with a grace that spoke of his skills. The sinuous rolling of muscle, the predatory glint in his eyes and the small sexual smirk on his pink lips that told of his nature.
"I will tell you once. And one time only." A fan slid out of the red kimono sleeves, opening with no sound. "We are of a clan. It makes no difference as to the name, because as soon as this meeting passes, it will no longer be Uzumaki." The name slipped out with disdain. "I am an incubus, one of the demons that feed on all things sexual." The last part came out in nearly a purr, full of obvious innuendos, and hidden invitations. "They are mine-" He hissed it. "They will stay mine, as I need them to fulfill me. If they are not there when I need them-" His eyes flashed black and white. "You will not like the consequences." A low growl rose out of his throat. "The Kyuubi-" Sorry Mitsu-chi! "Is gone, it has been gone for the last five years."
The fan suddenly disappeared and reappeared an inch beside one of the council members. It created cracks and and a large crater as the fan was about half way embedded in the wall. "Stay away from my clan!" Then disappeared in burst of black flames. The council member who was at least a little traumatized, looked to the side, only to find the fan gone and the hole in the wall for evidence.
A second later though a white piece of paper drifted to land right in front of the Hokage. It read, The surname will be Sakebi- The meaning Cries out.
The Hokage sighed, it seems, that no matter what Kir did... all it did was cause problems for him. Well at least he had Kage Bushin. That thought put a grin on his face.
His growl grew when he walked through the doors, but calmed down, looking like his usual coy self. "Iruka-sensei." He giggled at the incredulous looks he was getting.
Iruka let out a frustrated groan and gestured for the boy to sit down. Kir snickered and looked around the classroom, and seeing a seat drifted over. "Ohayo (Informal good morning) Hina-sama!" He chirped happily ignoring any glares or lust filled stares. (Oooo, I made a rhyme ^_^) Hinata giggled and waved slightly. "Hello Kir-sama!" She chirped back. (They are playing around with the Sama, not really meaning it) Kir giggled and waved back slightly, sending a kiss right at his new ningen friend.
"Okay, okay. Some of you-" He glared pointedly at Kir, who waved at him in excitement, Iruka just rolled his eyes. "Might be here to graduate. But let me tell you this." He paused dramatically and scanned the class, making sure there was no one talking above him. "Shinobi life is no laughing matter. You will be expected to kill mercilessly and cleanly. We are shinobi, not samurai, we do not wait until the other gives up, no, we kill." He breathed in once and smiled grimly. "A wise Ninja once said, "The Ninja who laughs last, killed all opponents."" He looked at all of them seriously. "We do what our leaders tell us to do. We will kill if the money offered up is enough, we escort, we body guard and you will be expected to give your life for your client. Shinobi life has no room for mistakes, because just one of them..." The entire class was somber by now. "Can kill you." The atmosphere just got graver.
"SO WHAT! WE'RE JUST TOOLS? TO BE USED AND DISPOSED OF WHEN OUR JOB IS DONE?" Yelled one angry dog boy. Iruka looked at him sadly and shook his head. "Do you feel?" He asked softly. Kiba nodded his head, confused. "Do you hurt, do you think, do you cry?" Kiba again, just nodded his head slowly. Iruka grinned, startling everyone out of their reverie. "Then you are not a tool. You are your own. You have your own opinions and hopes and dreams. You choose your own Nindo, your own way."
Every, and I mean everyone- including the teachers one the roof- were startled. Iruka, who was known to make tedious, dull, unvaried, unimaginative, boring, slow- hey I can go on forever- speeches, but this one was actually worth listening to. Kir, who was known not to listen to the trivial words of a human, was actually impressed. "Looks like ningens (Humans) aren't so hopeless after all." He muttered, no one hearing him.
"Okay, anyways, back to the team selections." This got the attention of the passed students. "Team 1- Mokishi Deki, Kirashi Higa, and Fyuugi Hitsuguya- Team sensei (Teacher) - Ryuukishi Akiyuki." Three children, two boys and one girl.
The first one had light green hair that was shaved into a buzz cut. With serious yellow flecked brown eyes and a face and body that looked like it belonged on an adult marine- he was very intimidating. His body was muscled, but not with the bulges that popped out everywhere. He scanned his surroundings with a practiced air that seemed to unnerve most of the class. This was Kirashi Higa.
The last boy, Mokishi Deki, this genin had a frustrated air about him, which he showed it physically, by pacing every few seconds. His physique is very elegant, long limbs and a refined grin. He had shoulder-length, straight, teal hair held in a ponytail, and round tangerine-colored eyes that hid behind shard black framed glasses... though if you could see his eyes, it would be gleaming interestingly. All in all... he'd make a good mad scientist.
Then there was Fyuugi Hitsugaya- This girl would remind you of a slippery serpent. She has narrow gray eyes that are like twin pieces of steel, shinning in the blinding light. Her thick, straight, coffee-colored hair was worn in a style that resembled a porcupines spikes. She has a lithe build and her skin is light-colored. She has a wide forehead and a straight nose... a mini Anko.
"Next- Team 2- Seshimasu Kitaba, Kabatsu Nita, and Regaichi Mei- Team sensei- Reiko-san." This time it was two girls and one boy, this team gained many envious looks because of how hot the females were.
Seshimasu Kitaba- The girl, to put it shortly, puts you on edge. She looked like a gazelle, all muscled with a small and lean body. She had hooded white eyes that shone with intelligence and inner mental strength. Her hair was thick, straight, rose-red and was worn in a style that reminds you of a burning fire. Her body was curved with C cupped breasts and an hour glass figure, one that was more mature then most girls in the class.
Kabatsu Nita- This one, Nita would be what Naruto/Kir would be like is he stayed. She has hooded apricot-colored eyes that practically shone with mischief and loneliness. Her silky, curly, white hair was worn in a style that reminiscent to a bush of tangled curls. She was tall. about 5'1" and had a graceful build that screamed with restrained energy. Her skin was black and when hit with the sun, shinned with dark blue under tones. She had a small mouth and small hands that were as delicate as her body.
Lastly Regaichi Mei- THe boy had an air that had a tricky smell to it, one that spoke of traps and ambushes. He had slitted black eyes that were like two drops of oil and about as slick as it too. His luxurious, wavy, bone-white hair was worn in a style that would remind you of a comet's trail, flying behind him in a luxurious way that made a girl wanna run her hands through it. He had prominent cheekbones that stood out against stark white skin and full pink lips.
"Next Team 3-" Kir stopped listening, after all, the rest had no concern for him, as long as his people were safe. "Team 7- Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke-" A pink haired rhino, Kir lifted his top lip at the animal... no that would be an insult to animals, the thing, stood up and shouted- more like shrieked at a blond bimbo, "HA! TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!" And started to taunt the Yamanaka, making rude gestures with her hands.
"HARUNO! SIT DOWN!" The pink thing "Eeped!" and shot for her seat, an innocent look on her monstrous face. "Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted-" He aimed a glare at Sakura, who looked down shamefully. "Team 7- Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke and Sakebi Kir- Team sensei- Hatake Kakashi." Silence spread for one whole minute, which was a surprise to Kir, as he thought the class was never quiet before several "good lucks" were aimed Sakura's and Sasuke's way.
Kir let out a demented giggle, enjoying messing with their heads, and when his two teammates blanched slightly, he fluttered his lashes and sent out a small kiss. Complete with the "chu!" sound as it floated their way.
Iruka gave a world suffering sigh and continued with the teams. "Team 8- Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino- Team sensei- Yuuhi Kurenai." Hinata blushed and looked at her current crush... Shino and let out a small love sick purr. Sounding a little like a cat that wanted to be petted.
This is Hinata's thoughts- Oh god! I'm going to be with Shino! Oh god, oh god, oh god! I think I'm going to faint!
Kiba just groaned when his head hit the table. Praying to god, he let loose one hell of a rant that would've made more then one konoichi castrate him. Why the hell do I need to be paired up with a weak ass konoichi! I mean at least Shino is good for something! But Hinata- scratch that- Konoichi in general! Why are they even allowed to be Shinobi? They just hold all the teammates back that are trying to move up in rank. All women are good for is staying in the kitchen and warming the beds. He smirked and pictured Hinata naked... which was hard since she still had her jacket on. Women are crazy. They nag, cheat, have affairs and they are stupid. They are also difficult, moody, complicated and colder than men. He paled at his thoughts. Oh god, I'm acting like my Ojii-san! (Grandpa)
Shino's thoughts on the matters- Bzzzzzzzzzz~
"Team 10- Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Choji- Sensei- Sarutobi Asuma." This time, it was Ino's head that hit the table, and she had no trouble voicing her complaints. "WHY! Why me? I've been good haven't I?" She asked beseechingly down to her desk. "But you know what I get? I get the lazy ass and the "big boned" ass too." She cried, chibi anime tears coursing down her cheeks.
Kir giggled and pouted when all Shikamaru and Chojo did was continue to eat and sleep. (You should know which is which) "You know Yamanaka-chan-" Kir grinned slightly. "Talking to ones self if the first sign of insanity. Perhaps chasing after Uchiha-chan-" He said the -chan part teasingly, making Sasuke brood even more. "Is affecting your mind?" Ino cried out in indignation, but dropped it afterwards, after all, she was not crushing after Sasuke anymore.
"You have until after lunch, then you will meet your Jounin instructor." Iruka called out for his final announcement. At that, Kir sat up straight and let out a crazy little giggle, jumping out of his seat and strutting down the isle as if he owned the place. Whipping his fan and positioning it in front of his face, Kir tapped his lips and tittered slightly. "My, my, my." He said teasingly. "What fun we will have." And left out the door with a giggle. Several pitying glances were aimed at the black and pink teammates.
Kir hummed a small tune as he walked down the crowded streets of Konohagakure. Suddenly, he tilted his head to the side, hearing a gentle tune of a harp being played. He silently scoured the streets, searching for the beautiful melody. Finally, he found a small shop- the size of an apartment room really. But Kir didn't care for that, because whoever was making that lovely sound was enticing him. So a second later, Kir found himself watching a cute little girl drifting her fingers through the white strings of a black harp.
"Owaaaa!" Kir shouted, hands clasped together and eyes round with awe. How- melancholy! The sound is so... divine. The girl abruptly stopped, hands stilling from her graceful movements.
"Who are you?" She demanded, voice raspy and low, threatening with a hint of steely fear. Kir paused and bowed slightly. "Excuse me Missus, I am Sakebi Kir, and you are?"
The girl casted a weary glare at him, tawny eyes cautious. "Akarui Kotori." (Bright Little Bird) She said softly, standing up to her full 3'4" height. She couldn't have been more then 7 years old, and having to have that world tired look in her eyes... it made Kir soften towards her slightly.
Kotori, on the other hand, had no clue what was going on. One second she was enjoying the sounds of her harp, then the next an excited and awe filled sigh stopped her. A beautiful girl stood in front of her, not looking at any of the merchandise, but looking at her. The long and silky looking golden hair gave the female an appearance of an angel, and the voice that was talking to her, was as alluring as her looks.
Suddenly, the sound of a loud crash filled the quint shop, as a huge muscled man bumbled his way into the room, looking as drunk as he smelt. Kir's nose crinkled up, the smell making him want to gag, but instead, all he did was wave the tiger printed fan in front of his face, chasing the nauseating scent away from his delicate nose.
"KOTORI!" The man bellowed unnecessarily. Kir nearly snarled, at the way the large man grabbed the frail girl's arm, yanking her up to his ugly pigs face. "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING THAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF CRAP IN MY HOME!" He then threw her on the ground, Akatori crying out as her head hit the ground.
And finally, Kir snapped. To a kitsune, no- to almost any demon or youkai, their cubs, their kits were to be adored, to be cherished. Something precious to yourself. As demons and youkai do not give birth and it is hard on the body to bear children. And now, to see this- this man! who would call himself this girl's father- it was repulsive!
"Akarui-san!" He barked out, eyes turning a deep blue. "Back up now." He said the last with a good dose of killing intent, nearly decapitating the man when beady little eyes swept over his form.
The man smirked and stepped closer, either ignoring the KI, or too stupid to feel it. " 'O swe't 'ing, 'oo 'ere ta 'ive ol' Garu a 'ood 'ime?" (So sweet thing, you here to give old Garu a good time?) The alcohol drifted over and this time, Kir did gag, eyes watering from the bitter smell. The blonds eye twitched, before senbon appeared in his hands, hidden from view by the length of his kimono. "Tell me... Garu-kun- Why do you treat this girl as you do?"
The man snorted and started to laugh as if the funniest thing in the world was said. "Yeah right- Psh. Girl!" He slapped a hand on his knee. "This girl-" The sneer was clear in his voice. "IS no girl. It's a monster. One that turns furry once a month. An abomination is what it is." Kir's eye twitch became more pronounced, three needles clustered around the big man's neck a split second later, making sure that should the senbon be taken out, it would give the man a good amount of pain.
Kir glared at the form of the pungent man and gently picked the girl's unconscious form up, rocking her slightly against his chest. "It will be okay kitten." He murmured. "I wont let this man hurt you anymore." And as if the girl heard him, Kotori cuddled into him, a contented sigh escaping her lips as Kir used a slight amount of Chiyu to heal her. A second later, they were both gone, along with the black harp.
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Hokage-sama." Kir said, as he bowed slightly, a small serious frown on his face. Sarutobi sighed at the look, knowing whatever he wanted, that the paperwork involved would probably kill him.
"How may I help you Kir, and who is that girl?" Sarutobi leaned forward in his chair to get a better look at the red headed female. Kir's frown grew. "Akarui Kotori. It appears she was getting abused from her family and only her supernatural healing kept her from dying."
Sarutobi's eyes widened as a shocked gasp escape him. "So- What is she Kir, and what should be done?" Kir smiled slightly and shifted his hold on the girl a bit. "She is one of Mother Moons children. The Children of the Moon. One of the last ancients." He grinned. "Luna had gifted her children with the ability to turn others into Weres, to keep them from getting lonely and to allow them to create a pack if they had wanted to." His eyes grew grave. "If Kotori, this little one over here, should not be allowed to turn, it would be disastrous to keep her in the village. AS that is, I would like to adopt her into the Sakebi Clan."
The old man sighed and got out the paperwork, handing a pen to the Kitsune. "Sign here, and I'll do the rest." Kir let out a small giggle and did as told, before disappearing into the wind. "Doomo Arigato Gozaimasu... Jiji." (Thank you very much old man)
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The next few minutes were... amusing to say the least. Reiko had just gotten back from a mission, her green hair whipping around as she grabbed the young girl from her Master's arms. "Sakebi-sama- Who is this youngling?" She asked as she cooed to the sleeping child. Kir smiled in pleasure and stroked the girl's flaming hair.
"She is the new acquirement of the Clan. As she is-" He cut himself off as Kimimaro walked into the room, a black cat following slightly behind, Koichi and Aki coming from the stairs. "What is this about a Fucking child in the dumb ass mansion?" Aki asked, a slight block on his crude words.
"As I was saying before-" Again he was interrupted as the cat morphed into a handsome man. Dark, almost black, green hair- braided and as long as the man's knees. Golden cat eyes stared at the child, with an intensity only felines have. "She is one of Luna's children." The man stated in a deep silky voice.
Kir sighed as he looked at one of his lovers. Kaminari Kori- Icy Thunder- was exactly a perfect match for his name, as his eyes reminded you of frozen nights when the lightning and thunder flashed through the night, as bright as the electric charge that ran swiftly through the air. His body was muscular, and he moved with a grace people with animals.
"Yes, yes, yes." Kir nearly pouted at the interruption, he wanted to tell them. "She is one of Luna's children and will be staying as one of our children starting... now."
Silence. Then the explosion happened.
"We don't know how to-"
"How does one-"
"Kir-sama, who is going to take-"
"Fucking sons of a bit-"
"CAN WE REALLY!" This was from Reiko, who was so excited at the prospect of a child she was already thinking of the room that Kotori was going to stay in.
"What's her name? How old is she? What will happen in the full moon? Is someone going to stay with her during the time? What about when she goes into heat? What's her favorite color? Does she have any possessions? What room will she stay in? The big one or the medium sized one? What about-" Finally getting tired of the woman's talking, Aki slapped a hand over her mouth.
"God woman! Shut up!" Kir tittered and fanned himself slightly. "Her name is Sakebi Kotori. She is 7. We will let her out into the forest. I will be going with her. When she goes into heat, you will stay with her. Her color I do not know. All she has is a beautifully crafted harp. She will stay in the medium sized room, since I do not think she will be comfortable in a bigger room by herself."
Reiko grinned and was already up the stairs in a flash. "Bye Sakebi-sama! have fun meeting your team!" This caught multiple of peoples attention. Kori looked like he wanted nothing more then to take Kir up into the bedroom and never let him out. Kimimaro had his face carefully blank, while a hint of over-protectiveness was visible. Koichi and Akiyuiki had the same expression of protectiveness and affection.
"Hm... Kir-sama, wouldn't you rather... stay with us?" Kori asked licking Kir's earlobe and nipping at his neck. Kir purred, but pushed the over grown cat back a bit. "Hey, I have to go Kori." Kimimaro smiled and pulled Kir into a small and chaste kiss. "Be careful Sakebi-sama." Then pushed the small male towards the twins. "Stay safe." They said at the same time.
Kir grinned and left a second later.
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Kir sulked. Not that you could tell... sorta. His lower lip was sticking out, his arms were hidden in the sleeves of his kimono and his eyes hid a mischievous glint. He was the exact picture of pout- What, scratch that and rewind for a second. Mis-Chief. That was something new.
Kir cocked his head to the side and listened carefully, giggling when the door opened. "Yo." The second the word left the scarecrows mouth a barrage of paint hit him. First was a bomb that hit everything and would've turned Kir pink, if only he didn't have his bamboo umbrella. The next made his silver hair change from one ridiculous combination to another. Neon green to a flashing orange and red. And the last... made his outfit turn into a painted on green- er- pink spandex suit.
The man literally screamed before fainting. Kir cackled while thunder and lightning flashed in the background. Sasuke and Sakura just slwoly made their way to the door, nearly traumatized. And this is how team 7 was created.
Thank you, thank you very much, hold the applause. ~Crickets chirruped out in the audience~ Kojoro pouted and stuck her nose out in the air. Fine, be like that. I'm sorry for taking so long, but who could write with their hand nearly chopped off, hm? ~Grudging clapping began~ Kojoro smiled brightly and bowed.
Oh. And one thing, do you think i should have kakashi bashing, or should he treat everyone regularly, just not SasUke getting special treatment.
Thankees! Please review if you loves me!
BTW: The rabbits want the clowns of this world because they are pure evils! Clowns will go with the rabbits and they both will take over this world and then re name it, "The Fluffy Bunny Clown Circus!" Oh the horror!