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InsaneKojoro: Welcome back to my humble home. The chairs over there and the couch is over that way. Finally, god is on the computer screen, so pay attention or he might smite you ~Grins innocently~ This fanfic is mine, so if I find one like mine, I will hunt you done and shoot you. Then bury you in a chained coffin, before finally throwing it in a volcano. ~Smiles angelicly, while a halo balances on her head~ Please sit back and enjoy the show, thank you.

Disclaimer: Naruto... not mine. If it was male characters would be fucking Naruto into the bed, Sasuke would be weighed down and drowned in a lake, and Sakura would be castrated... wait she's not a man... or is she? Mwah hahahahahaha!

Kir sighed and sat comfortably in his tree, legs crossed neatly to the side and hands splayed gracefully in his lap. All in all, he looked exactly like a traditional noblewoman... except for the fact that his eyes and lips were twitching. Tapping a slim finger on his lap, Kir decided he hated the copy nin.

It had been SIX hours! Now Kir was an unusually patient wom- eh hem- boy, but this was just pushing it. He scowled prettily when he remembered what happened yesterday. They, team 7 plus sensei, was on the roof- the event that happened before pushed back into a corner where they hid their most traumatizing moments.

~Okay, time to introduce yourself! You know the drill, name, likes dislikes, hobbies dreams... etc." Sakura tilted her head to the side and pouted, in what she assumed was cute, but actually it just made her look constipated. "Can you introduce yourself first, sensei? You know, as an example?" The cyclops sighed but continued to read his orange book.

"I'm Kakashi Hatake, I like *Here he giggled like a certain fangirl* you're too young to know. I dislike many things and as for hobbies, *His face turned red the smell of heat filled the air as Kir discreetly backed up and looked at the man suspiciously* and my dreams-" Here he looked at them thoughtfully, before grinning, not that you could tell much with his mask blocking his face. "I had one last night." Sakura frowned rather unappealingly and thought sarcastically, All we found out was his name.

Kir on the other hand, Hm... he must have a reason not to tell us much about himself. Kir narrowed his eyes in contemplation. Either he is usually like this and we should get use to it, or- He pouted cutely. He doesn't have much confidence in us. He thought for a second and frowned. Me thinks it's the latter.

Captain Emo-sama- oops!- I mean SasUKE: Hn.

Alright, since it's a Tuesday... ladies first." He gestured towards the blond, who look intensely flattered. Haruno scowled and glared at Kir, who was busy starring at his perfectly manicured nails. Kakashi sighed, then gestured towards the pink cow. "Fine, if you're not going- You, the pinky with constipated look on her face." At this, the scowl got even larger, making Kir giggle subtly at the sight.

"My name is Haruno Sakura." She grinned "cutely" at the group. "I like- *Insert stalkerish fangirl look here* and my hobbies include- *Another fangirl look + giggles* and my dream to is to be someone's bride. *Insert slightly insane cackle here*" Sasuke, as unobtrusively as possible, scooted back a few feet. Kakashi just nodded absently and made a. "Get over with it." Motion with his hand. "Dislikes?" Sakura glared at Kir who just looked up into the air tittering innocently. "I HATE SAKEBI KIR!" The blond angel stuck out his tongue in retaliation, "Same here, Haruno no Ama." (Haruno Bitch)

Kakashi eye smiled at them all, and waved a negligent hand over to Sasuke. "Your turn, the one with the dark clouds hovering permanently over head." Said dark cloud got even darker. While Sakura squealed the emo deaf, the Uchiha slowly uncrossed his arms and leaned on one hand, his elbow on his knee. "My name is Uchiha Sasuke." He said, arrogance that would have made Orochimaru proud, radiated from his surname. The sky darkened. Kakashi just nodded absently, making the brooder brood even more from the cursory glance the copy nin gave him. "I have many likes, and dislikes." At this, Sakura gave a disappointed groan at which Kir giggled at. Lightning flashed and thunder sounded from up above, making Kakashi look up suspiciously.

What was she thinking? That he was going to confess his undying love to her? The dog nin was the one to think this and unknown to him, it was exactly what Haruno was envisioning. "Hobbies are for wimps." Sasuke sneered pointedly at Kakashi, who just turned a casual page in his por- cough- I mean book. The wind blew as Sasuke looked off into the distance, a ferocious frown appeared on his face. "My dream, no ambition, is to kill a certain man." Silence... while the wind blew a cyclone around the dark genin, then a feminine titter erupted from Kir, who quieted down with a lady like hand over his mouth. The sky cleared up and the wind stopped. "Dream is ambition, and ambition plus dream is just another word for fantasy." The last word was drawn out, making the Uchiha stand up in fury. Kakashi merely waved his hand at them. "Maa, maa Sasuke. Calm down and let Kir introduce himself." This time, Kakashi peered a black eye over his book. "You are a male, aren't you?" He questioned. Kir giggled girlishly and smiled slightly. "Of course, Hatake-san."

This satisfied the cyclops, who nodded to him, before returning to his book. "Go on then." Kir nodded back and smirked at his teammates... and he used that term very lightly. "I am Sakebi Kir." He slid his legs to the side, sitting straight up, back in an upright position and dainty hands in his lap. What disturbed the other two, was that he seemed to do this entirely girly gesture unconsciously. "I love the light, bright snow, the empress, the ghost child, my bright little bird, and the nights of icy thunder." Kakashi smirked knowingly, while Sakura and Sasuke was just really confused. "I dislike the ninja warrior, cherry blossoms and the leaves hiding from the fire." This time, Kakashi smiled sadly and nodded in acceptance. "My hobbies include playing hide and seek." The cyclops giggled lecherously at this. "And I love to play the strings of a violin." Again, the giggle came out, this time, from Kir. "My dream to is to live forever with my partners."

Kakashi nodded and smiled softly at him, standing and stretching his back in one move. "Alright kiddies, it's time to start your genin duties tomorrow." Sakura, the brainiac she was, needed to ask a question of course. "What kind of duties sir?" She asked dumbly, head tilted to the side. Kakashi chuckled in sadistic amusement. "We're first going to do something, just the four of us." He paused, leaving his group in suspension, before eye smiling at them all. "Survival training." Sakura looked at him puzzled, "Survival training? We did enough survival training at the academy." Kir shook his head at how naive the chit sounded.

"I'm your opponent, but this isn't normal training." He snickered and grinned. Sakura looked just a little put out. "What's so funny sensei?"

"It's just that..." He shook his head. "No... Well... How do I put this?" He rubbed his masked chin, looking thoughtful. "When I tell you this, you guys are going to flip." Sasuke looked confused, a welcomed expression compared to his usual scowl. Kakashi sat back down on the railing, holding his head, with his hand. "Of the 27 that graduate, only 9 will become genins." He face darkened. "This is a super hard test that has a failing rate of 66%." Sasuke glared at him, linking his fingers together, Sakura looked ready to shriek with her banshee ways, and Kir... Kir just looked up into the clouds in consideration.

The tense air around them dispensed when Kakashi eye smiled. "Well, it's time for us to take our leave..." He looked at them all, then grinned hugely. "And I wouldn't eat if I were you. You might just throw up." Then disappeared in a quick leaf shunshin. Kir followed soon afterwords, slipping quietly into the shadows.~

Kir finally got tired and jumped down from his perch, not making a sound as a clone of himself never left from the tree. He quickly weaved an illusion over himself as not to get starred at. Wild black hair, untamable, and soft, chocolate brown eyes sat on a delicate face, as well as a delicate body. Kir looked down at himself, then into a mirror he conjured. I look like... like a girly teen boy, was his immediate thoughts. He then sighed and went to buy dango.

Walking down the streets of Konoha, he found what he was looking for. Jimoto no shokuzai, or in other words, Local Foods. He smiled softly, making many girls and boys alike blush, before heading straight for the bar stool. "4 orders of dango please." He asked in a soft and polite voice, all innocence and naivety.

The young lady at the register blushed and fluttered around the boy, acting like an old woman dotting on her grand children. "Is that all you want deary? You look terribly thin." Kir giggled and shook his head in denial. "Thank you for asking though." A few seconds later the lady was back with 40 sticks of dango, which Kir thought was the best snack since he tried that... meat (Though he was sure it was green...) back in Makai. (The Demon World)

This time, he was being stared at by men and women alike, with him, munching on a stick of dango. Grinning happily, he got up and started to walk through the village, and listened to the hustle and bustle of the town, secretly hoping entertainment would come around.

Soon enough, a scantly clad ninja walked- no stalked up to him, eyeing his plate of dango with barely concealed lust. "So..." She murmured huskily, trailing fingers down his arms in a bewitching manner. "That's a lot of dango for such a small... man." The lady purred enticingly, looking at him under her lashes in a come hither look, a dark look, in her gray-blue eyes.

Kir giggled inwardly and looked straight at her, since he was about her height. "Sakebi Kir, Milady~" He bowed and offered his left arm, his right holding the plate. The woman looked startled for a second, before smiling seductively. "Mitarashi Anko, and you wouldn't happen to mind... sharing... would you?"

Kir just grinned and held out his plate, "Enjoy." And that's how the Dangerous Duo, was born, destined to bring chaos to the ninja world as we know it.

Kir was walking home was a very satisfying day of mischief making with his new best friend, when the memories of the clone hit him.

~A puff of smoke alerted them of the incoming ninja. Said ninja jumped to the side, laughing nervously when senbon were aimed at him... the lower him anyways. "Maa, maa Kir, please don't hurt me!" Kakashi cried, tears dripping down his voice dramatically when the needles missed by a hair's width.

Kir just pouted and crossed his arms over his chest childishly, ears covered in a thin layer of chakra. "YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura screamed, while Sasuke just frowned and death glared the cyclops... not that it did much, he just ignored it. Kir covered his face with his fan, eyes belying the mirth he felt. "Hakaku-san, maybe you should try louder, I do not think the people in Iwa heard the monkeys you painfully strangled." Sakura growled pathetically at him. "I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A MONKEY AND MY NAME IS HARUNO SAKURA!" Kir just giggled.

Kakashi looked at them, eye dizzy in pain. Eye smiling, he twisted a finger in his ear to clear his hearing. "Okay, okay, I get it." He set an alarm clock down on a rock nearby."It's set for noon." They all looked at him, puzzled. Holding up two bells... he eye smiled. "Here are two bells. Your task is to take these from me by noon." He hooked it onto his belt. "Those that cannot get a bell by noon... gets no lunch. I'll not only tie you to a stump, but I'll eat right in front of you." Two rumbles of an angry stomach and one almost red hot blush came from two of the three genins. No wonder he told us not to eat, was the similar thoughts from SasUke and Samura.

"You only need to get one bell, there are only two so one of you will definitely be tied to a stump. And the person who doesn't take a bell fails. So at least one of you will be sent back from to the academy." Both Sakura and Sasuke looked startled and desperate, while Kir just looked considerate.

Nooooooooo! What would happen if I don't pass? I can't be with Sasuke-kun? I wont even be able to Marry him! Then what! Oh, I know, I'll be one of the best Konoichi, then Sauke-kun would have no choice but to marry me and bare my children!

Kuso! If I don't pass, my vengeance will be lost! Itachi will live without consequences! ... Tch. He wont fail the last loyal Uchiha, I am of the Elite. Then Itachi will die with all that I have learned. Mwah hahahahahahaha! ~Cough~ Note to self, don't laugh psychotically in head.

Hm... that's weird, there are no two man genin teams. There must be some trick to this game. Kir's eyes narrowed. And I will figure it out, I love puzzles.

"You can even use your kunai and shuriken. You wont win unless you come at me with the intent to kill."

"But-But- We'll kill you!" Shrieked Sakura. Kir just smiled serenely, "He is a Jounin for a reason Hakuso-san." Sakura turned her glare on Kir. "IT'S HA-RU-NO!" Kir waved a negligent hand. "Yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say... Hataku-san." The pink thing yelled her battle cry, intent on causing bodily harm on the androgynous ninja.

Kakashi sighed, disappearing and reappearing next to the girl, holding her hand behind her back. "I didn't even say start yet and you're attacking comrades." He shrugged. "Oh well..." He paused and jumped back to the middle of the clearing. "START!" He shouted.

They all scattered. Kir on the other hand was smiling at the Jounin peacefully, holding two fans instead of his usual one. "You're a weird one." He said, talking aloud. Kir giggled and grinned. "Of course Hatake-san, I cannot let Hakanai-san and Ushicho-san take credit for something they are not responsible for." Twin sources of killing intent was now aimed at the blond.

Kakashi chuckled in amusement. "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? You remembered their names yesterday, but now it seems as if it's too troublesome." Kir simply smirked, settling into an unknown stance... for a ninja that is. For a geisha, it was all too familiar. The two fans were snapped open and held on the right side of his face, crossed at the wrist, while his head was tilted to the side. He looked at the cyclops coyly and pouted slightly.

"You are about to see a thing a beauty." Kir said sweetly. "Ookamikirā no Mai: Fuyu no Tsume!" (Dance of the Wolf Killer: Winter's claw)

Then he dashed forward in a burst of speed, moving at a rate that the copy nin could only dodge. "Kuso!" (Shit) He quickly moved to the side, only eye widening at the damage in front of him. Kir had swept his tessen (War Fan) to the side, while pulsing crystal ice into it. The finished product was beautiful though, lethal as Kakashi watched the icy- sharp- fascinating wolf claws heading right at him.

The copy nin yelped shrilly as he kawarimied (It's that replacement jutsu) onto a branch, only to gape at the four completely annihilated trees. Looking back at Kir, his wide eyes, widened even larger. The blond was now holding his two tessen, one in each hand and both covered in blue chakra that was emitting an ice cold aura. But that wasn't what freaked him out, no it was the fact that the aura was shaped into murderous claws. Kakashi gulped inaudibly.

"Kakashi~" Purred the Kitsune. "Why are you running?" The young boy tilted his head to the side, a questioning look on his innocent face. "I don't bite~" There, a feral smirk grew. "Much." Kir stalked forward, a predatory look on his face. "You're going to hurt Kuki and Kaze's feelings." At this, Kir frowned for a second. "Oh! I don't think you met them yet, did you?" The Fox held up his left hand. "This is Kuki, or Air." He swiped the claw towards Kakashi's hiding place, sending a small breeze over to him. Holding up his right hand, he smirked. "And this is Kaze, or Wind." This time, a stronger gust hit the copy nin, almost toppling him from his perch. "Together, they're... Mi Mo Kōru Yoru. Chilling Nights."

There was a pause, almost as if the forest was holding its breath. The blond looked thoughtful. "But I don't think I'll use her now." With that said, the forest seemed to sigh in relief. "Kakashi~kun~" He sing songed. "There's a reason why this is called the "Dance of the Wolf Killer.""Those words seemed to be the magic words, because all of a sudden the shards of ice floated upwards and started to merge. The ice blue crystals created diamonds that surrounded the copy nin, boxing him into a small square. "Fuwa no Hahen." (Shards of Discord) Drawled Kir, yellow lightning dancing on the edges of his two tessen. Swinging one of his arms upward and the other across his chest, it looked like he was doing a cheer, only for Kakashi to watch as the shards suddenly became charged with electricity. He had one word left in mind.

"Fuck."

The crystals let out a sharp wail- no, net even wail- a screech that put Sakura to shame. The frequency of the sound made many windows in the vicinity crack and shatter. Kakashi yelped and cried out in pain, his ear drums nearly failing. before it all stopped. Looking up from his spot on the ground, he saw Kir holding his two bells and a certain orange colored book. "We all pass or the book gets it." The blond smiled innocently, passing the bells to the Uchiha and the pink thing. Kakashi groaned and just nodded, his ears still in pain, but still able to hear the boy... barely.

Kir grinned and threw the book at him. "Great!" Kakashi held up a hand, stopping any attempt at leaving. "Just-" He moaned. "Just meet here at 10." Then shunshined away, still lying on the ground. The Uchiha glared at him (Kir) and stomped up to him. "I demand you teach me your attacks." Kir looked shocked, before smiling innocently... the last thing the Uchiha and Haruno saw before their sight disappeared, it turning black.~

Kir giggled dementedly, thinking about what his clone did. Blackmail material is delicious. Then went home humming cheerfully.

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CloneKir ran like the wind, a black wolf following his steps. "Okay Kanna, let's stop here." The wolf skidded to a halt, tongue out and panting. CloneKir grinned psychotically and opened both their burdens. In it lay two children, one with pink hair the other with black.

He set them up in a very compromising position, taking several snap shots, before petting the wolf on her huge head. "Do you think this is enough punishment for talking so disrespectfully to the King?" The wolf seemed to think for a second, before shaking her shaggy head.

The psychotic grin got larger. "That's what I thought." Taking off, he told Kanna to guard. Several minutes later, he was back with different articles of clothing. One was a ripped up lingerie and the other a teeny weeny piece of a speedo. Setting it on the side, he took several pictures of that too.

"One more thing Kanna." From behind his back, he produced a spray bottle with the label of Pheromones. Giggling like a psychopath, he sprayed them all over the clothes and the people in question. "Tomorrow's going to be fun!" He said excitedly, knowing exactly what mission they were going to get. "C'mon Kanna, and let's get back to the tower, that way we can both despell and I can drop off the black- cough- Pictures." He smiled innocently. "Pictures, I meant pictures."

The wolf snickered in a wolfy manner, before following behind him, hoping that her master would let her come and watch tomorrow.

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Kashi-kun?" The copy nin muttered an absent grunt. "Do you think we're going to get in trouble?" The copy nin finally looked down at his angelic charge. Kakashi thought for a second, before shaking his head. "No I don't think so, why?" Kir looked at the funny picture in front of them. "Cause what would happen if they do that to the Uchiha, much less the Rhi- thing."

Seriously, the cop nin thought, then curved his eye into a happy smile. "Of course not. Our mission was to walk the dogs and give them a good exercise." Looking at the two genins running like their asses were on fire, Kakashi snickered. "That's exactly what we're doing."

Kir tilted his head to the side and giggled when one of the dogs bit the Uchiha in the privates. "Somehow-" Kir tittered, his tessen fluttering in front of him. "I don't feel to bad." And with that said and done, the two went on their way to the Hokage tower, intent on telling him that their mission was over and the pink thing would be having pups if the dogs caught her, and the Uchiha would be scarred for life. Then planning on going out to eat Dango.

Thank you thank you! Please review and I'll love you forever~ Also... WAFFLES!

~Interesting Fact~ It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile- It takes 4 to reach out and slap someone. ~Looks at screen with an innocent look~ Would you be my test dummy?