Yoshi chan: Ello every one! I would like to thank every one for their input and reviews and..yada. Um. what else...Oh! From now on, well after i upload this in to the new chapter thingy I'm going to have a poll for who gets the most interaction with sakura chan! So far the votes from the reviews are;
Sasuke-2
Itachi-1
Kissame-1
Deidara-1
Sasori-0
Sasuke- Hn, i'm the best of corse, its whats expected of a uchiana. ~Smirk~
Yoshi chan:... grr. sasuke teme shut up.
Sasuke- Hmf, lazy ass writer.
Yoshi chan: ~punches Sasuke, Sasuke goes flying to, um, idk.~ Aa, um well Aha! here's Itachi, Itachi say the discaimer, please!
Itachi: Yoshi chan doesn't oun Naruto.
Deidara:~Pops up out of no where~ Pleaassse Review, yeah!
Yoshi chan: ~blushes~ Aww thanks you two! And remember readers review!
"Aa. Very interesting then Sakura I give you and S class mission to watch these Akastuki members until I can find a way to break the jutsu their under, from now onward till the mission is over you will be relived of your hospital duties. Your dismissed" "Hai", and with a poof they were gone.
Once we arrived to my apartment I looked at the surroundings,
dishes were over flowing the sink,
plants withered and dead and
the bright, almost happy looking, morning sun just shining through the window in a mocking manner.
I felt as tired as hell and all that was on my mind was getting some sleep. So on the way to my room I decided that it would be better to just faint on my couch. So I let darkness engulf me and gravity pull me down in to my peaceful slumber.
Once we arrived we all begin to look up at the girl, Sakura was her name, it fit her perfectly.
As she walked forward I looked up at her eyes, they drew you in with a magnetic effect.
She walked into the living room and then looked at the couch thinking about something. Then I realized that she's going faint!
Shit!
I ran over to her as fast as I could but I got tangled in my blue paws and tripped. I looked up to see that she safely fell on the couch. I let out a sigh of relief.
I walked over to the couch and pranced up upon it. I walked over carefully to her face to get a better look at her.
God.
She was beautiful.
Her skin was as white as porcelain and it was free of any unwanted impediments. Her features were soft yet matured, and her hair had an alluring smell that just made you want to nuzzle your face in her long neck. I then looked at the rest of her body, (lol kissame is such a pervert XD), her figure was the perfect hourglass shape for her petite body.
I was about to jump off the couch, before the others caught me but her long arm that held me to her chest trapped me.
shit
shit
shit
shit
SHIT!
I needed to get out before I got a nosebleed!
I could tell that I was blushing by the heat rising in my cheeks.
So decided to swallow my pride and call for help.
"HEY YOU ASSHOLES HELP ME" I said in the most quiet, yet loud voice that I could produce. They then gathered around the base of the couch looked up at me and sighed, great I can't wait to hear what comes out of their mouths now.
I looked up at Kissame and thought, wow.
I guess he really is a pervert.
*Sweat drop*
I looked around seeing that we all thinking the same thing, it looked like he was in a tough spot so I asked him,
"Hey Kissa baka what the hell are you doing up there with Sakura chan, un?" I said with a mocking tone.
" Shut up Deidara, and some one get me the hell down!" Kissame screamed.
Then we all were thinking, how could we get him down?
1
2
3
Bam!
A great idea came to my mind, and it will get me closer to Sakura chan, un!
So I leaped on the couch and started walking on her back up to her neck.
I then thought, if this doesn't work she must go on a bunch of seduction missions. I then looked at her neck and licked it.
.
..
…
It didn't work.
"What the hell, yeah." I said in frustration.
"Oi, blondie your seducing not working." Kissame said with a grin.
"Shut up, yeah." I replied as I jumped down to her face, and gave her a big kiss on the lips.
Suddenly my blue eyes met with dark green ones that were leaking anger. Every one shut up their bickering and paid attention to us to see what would happen next.
I looked to see that Kissame was put down, he ran away in fear and hid behind Itachi, who was also a little scared.
Oh, Fuck.
She picked me up in one hand slowly squeezing my tiny body and walked over to a cabinet.
She pulled out some charka rope and tied my paw to it so tightly that my foot was turning blue and the rope was cutting into my skin.
She then grabbed a kunai tied the other end of the string to it. She then looked to me and said
"Goodnight Deidara."
I then realizing what she was going to do, tried to escape but my moves were fruitless because the last thing I remember was flying in the air, then hitting a wall and blacking out.
I looked at the remaining kittens and said to them,
" I'm going to bed, wake me up again and you will suffer a fate worse than Deidara."
Then I got up and walked to my room and closed my door.
I then bared my body of the dirty clothing and walked to my shower, rinsed off and went to my dresser. Picked out black boy cut underwear and a black t-shirt to match. I walked to my bed and let gravity, again, pull me down into a slumber.
Not knowing that the door was open ajar.
Once Sakura had left the four conscious kittens alone they looked at each other. Sasori was the first one to speak.
"That is why I died."
They all looked at Sasori, now in understanding.
"Aa." Said Itachi. He looked at the door to see it slightly open. An evil smirk was drawn onto his face. This didn't go unnoticed by his little brother, Sasuke.
"Itachi what are you thinking." He said with a confused face.
He knew that whenever his brother had that smirk, nothing good was going to happen. Itachi said nothing and strode to the door and soundlessly slipped his tiny body into her room.
It took a few minutes to think why he did that. Then it hit them and as fast as naruto running for free ramen, they left to her room.
Once I entered her room, I was shocked.
It was probably the most plane room that I have ever seen, trust me I have seen many boring rooms, especially the ones at the akastuki and orichamaru hide outs.
This one beats it though!
The walls are white as snow and there is only a dresser and a bed.
Though it is really messy, I noticed.
There are scrolls of every kind hanging on the walls and laying on the floor.
I decided to find my brother. I looked all around and I couldn't find him. Well, I looked everywhere except for her bed. So I jumped on it, and was fallowed in suit by Sasori and Kissame.
Then we saw something that shocked us so much that I think our hearts stopped.
My. Brother.
Was Sleeping.
On the Crook.
Of.
My Sakura's.
Neck.
I walked up to him to see that he was sound asleep with a blush and smile on his face. When he wakes up I will wipe off that smile I thought,
but my thought was interrupted by Sakura's arm grabbing my little body and pulling me to her chest.
I suddenly felt heat rise to my cheeks. Crap, I cant blush, Uchina's dont blush.
I looked around for help but to find Sasori curled up in a ball between her knees and Kissame lying straight by her stomach, both asleep.
Finding that there was probably know way out of her grasp, I now didn't mind I found myself saying,
"Sleep well Sakura." I was surprisingly answered back,
"You too, Sasuke kun." At this I blushed the deepest shad of red ever and fell into a sweet slumber.
Yoshi chan: OK!
Your probably wondering,
Reader: Yoshi chan why isnt sasori getting any time with sakura chan nya?
Well reader its because sasori didn't get any votes! So no votes means no time with sakura chan!
Reader: But what if i want a character to have more time with sakura chan?
Well reader you than can vote in my poll!
Sasuke: That was gay.
Yoshi chan: How the hell u get here!
Sasuke: Magic dragon.
Yoshi chan: Umm shure sasuke just what ever makes your world go round, Coughcrazycough.
Sasuke: But its true! There were rainbows and faries and pretty stuff! And the un-
Kissame:~punchs sasuke into oblivion~ nut case
Yoshi chan: -_- i think im scarred for life.
Kissame: um, review please?
Yoshi chan: please reviews make me happy, also dont forget to cheack out the poll thats on my profile! i will give you a vertual/imaginary brownie. ^_^
kissame: um. y would they want an imaginary brownie, are you ok yoshi chan?
Yoshi-chan: Oh im fin im just a little tired cus its like 3:38 in the morning and i have to leave for my dads tomorrow at eight, and i will probably kill my self from insanity and~
Kissame: Readers review she needs these reviews to keep her sane! Help!
Yoshi: and then the glass of milk started talking about pickles and the doge ate the mountian and thats the extent of my knollage.
Kissame: v_v shit help me.
review!