A/N: Guess who? ;-)
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Dear Amy,
I've been reading your column for a while now, and I think you give terrible advice. You're so judgmental and some of your ideas are, quite frankly, bizarre. What exactly was desperate about the boy asking out the new girl from his English class, and why should 'not knowing him very well' be a reason for turning him down? He asked her out because he wanted to get to know her better! Shouldn't you encourage giving people a chance?
Plus you're supposed to be so objective and neutral, but I don't think you are at all! You base your advice on what you want to happen depending on who you think the person writing to you is. Well, let me say, that I think I know who you are, and if I'm right about your identity, I've tried to convince you in person of the dangers of meddling in other people's lives. One of these days you'll bitterly regret it.
A Concerned Friend
Dear Concerned,
I don't know who you are or who you think I am (or indeed, who you think you are), but you can take your concern and shove it.
Amy